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      09-17-2009, 11:23 PM   #1
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This is the problem facing Sultan Kosen, the newly crowned world’s tallest man. Despite his new fame, his desires are simple – all he wants is a girlfriend and a car.

"It’s really difficult to find a girlfriend. They are usually scared of me." I can't imagine why.

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      09-17-2009, 11:59 PM   #2
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well thats sad, he cant find a girlfriend

but hes mad tall! damn, and if they didnt remove his tumor hed grow even more!
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      09-18-2009, 12:09 AM   #3
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      09-18-2009, 12:39 AM   #5
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— Door Sex-Swing

Kosen can hang this swing’s acrylic tubes over the top of any door. Action can get under way as soon as he’s (1) closed the door; and (2) helped his lover slide her legs through the loops. Once adjusted, she can then balance herself with the arm handles.
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Fox - to the rescue again with hard hitting info to the worlds problems.

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      09-18-2009, 09:40 AM   #7
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he probably has a 24" penis
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he probably has a 24" penis
why are you thinking about that??
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what about lisa leslie
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what about lisa leslie


he dont like sistas
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