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      12-15-2015, 03:23 PM   #23
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My pops was always over weight so I have this issue with staying in shape my whole life. Nothing too extreme though. What's the old saying "either you want to be just like your dad, or nothing like him" #bmrposttrueconf
I must be fairly well adjusted. i don't seem to have a problem choosing what traits my parents have (and don't have) that i'd like to have as my own. I guess being well adjusted comes with the territory of having a 2.0 micron penis. #fairtradeiguess

Axius is VERY well adjusted.
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Axius is VERY well adjusted.
One of the few things I've managed to pull off in life.
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Many of the items mentioned already - specifically C5driver list....

1. Never, EVER hit a woman....EVER!
2. Measure twice and cut once
3. Take a moment every day to truly appreciate what you have in life.
4. The ability to fix or build ANYTHING
5. If you pick it up - put it back exactly where you found it
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Many of the items mentioned already - specifically C5driver list....

1. Never, EVER hit a woman....EVER!
2. Measure twice and cut once
3. Take a moment every day to truly appreciate what you have in life.
4. The ability to fix or build ANYTHING
5. If you pick it up - put it back exactly where you found it
6. Mean what you say - and always say what you mean
7. Never waste a good day
8. Fantastic Genetics
9. Work ethic
10. Honesty
I duno man.... som bitches be, like.... deservin an all.

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I duno man.... som bitches be, like.... deservin an all.

NEVER,


EVER


No matter how much she deserves it.
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NEVER,


EVER


No matter how much she deserves it.
What if she asks for a good ol' fashioned donkey punch?
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I've been driven to the edge

I punched a hole in the wall

then hung a nice framed poem I wrote over the hole
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NEVER,


EVER


No matter how much she deserves it.
What if she spreads nasty rumors about needing a microscope to see your wee-wee? What about then?!?!
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NEVER,


EVER


No matter how much she deserves it.
Ive done it. Felt oh so good.
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Ive done it. Felt oh so good.
But you always tell me you don't condone violence any time I want to kill a man oogling your goodies?
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But you always tell me you don't condone violence any time I want to kill a man oogling your goodies?
Dude...you can't even kill a fucking deer.
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Dude...you can't even kill a fucking deer.
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But you always tell me you don't condone violence any time I want to kill a man oogling your goodies?

To be fair, she attacked a friend of mine and my friend was bleeding badly. She didn't do anything to provoke her and she certainly wasn't banging her husband. The bitch wouldn't let go, she was biting and hitting and screaming and when I pulled her off and she ran back, I accidentally reacted badly.

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Dude...you can't even kill a fucking deer.
Alex, you're not supposed to kill the things you fuck. We've had this talk now multiple times. Try to remember it is not marinating if you do it that way.
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Lups - some people would have paid a goats ransom to see you punch another woman....
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Lups - some people would have paid a goats ransom to see you punch another woman....
or 5. haha
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Dude...you can't even kill a fucking deer.
I've only been out like 3 times this year, you dildo.

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To be fair, she attacked a friend of mine and my friend was bleeding badly. She didn't do anything to provoke her and she certainly wasn't banging her husband. The bitch wouldn't let go, she was biting and hitting and screaming and when I pulled her off and she ran back, I accidentally reacted badly.
Like ASB said...., I would pay goats to see you knock out a broad. Mmmm, that'd be hot.
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Lups - some people would have paid a goats ransom to see you punch another woman....
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I've only been out like 3 times this year, you dildo.


Like ASB said...., I would pay goats to see you knock out a broad. Mmmm, that'd be hot.
I'm a pacifist. I'd rather just make out with a woman for the goats.
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I've only been out like 3 times this year, you dildo.
And Michigan deer are ninjas...
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I'm a pacifist. I'd rather just make out with a woman for the goats.
Well, you're closest to Bimmette and C5driver as far as women go, so take your pick and I'll get to goatin'.

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And Michigan deer are ninjas...
I'm in the south, hunny. Bunch of does showing up on cam at night mocking our spot, eating all the corn and shitting everywhere.
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Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!
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