E90Post
 


 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Woman rips off testicle with bare hands



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-15-2011, 02:12 PM   #23
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tondtar View Post
Like a cold blooded lizzard, mine grow back though, Bav
Awwww shit you da man Tondtar. 4lyfe.


I still wouldn't want to go through that though LOL.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 02:20 PM   #24
Feyd
Major
Feyd's Avatar
346
Rep
1,288
Posts

Drives: a DEEZZULL
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Chicago, IL

iTrader: (2)

Do you think after she coughed it up she held it up over her head and screamed?

Appreciate 1
      03-15-2011, 03:06 PM   #25
kyleb350
Brigadier General
kyleb350's Avatar
United_States
424
Rep
4,709
Posts

Drives: '21 X3MC
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Milwaukee

iTrader: (6)

My my, someone's a little testy
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 03:08 PM   #26
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by kyleb350 View Post
My my, someone's a little testy
Best one so far.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 05:12 PM   #27
jpsum
Major
jpsum's Avatar
United_States
274
Rep
1,088
Posts

Drives: 2010 TSX
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: New Haven area

iTrader: (4)

What a nutjob.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 05:14 PM   #28
CollinsE90
Where my bitches
CollinsE90's Avatar
United_States
743
Rep
1,924
Posts

Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits

iTrader: (0)

Moral of the story: Don't test a woman with strong hands.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 06:18 PM   #29
AngelinIsRich08
Banned
United_States
61
Rep
708
Posts

Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: St. Louis, MO

iTrader: (0)

Kinky
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 06:41 PM   #30
Tondtar
12 yr old Juvie
Tondtar's Avatar
Vanuatu
1076
Rep
881
Posts

Drives: His Mom Crazy
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: El Lay

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
They need to make a device like this for men. Can come handy at times like this incident

http://www.popsci.com/science/articl...ter-mastectomy
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 07:36 PM   #31
lopealle
Resident Black Guy
lopealle's Avatar
Zimbabwe
251
Rep
2,302
Posts

Drives: Lion
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Federal Way, WA

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2006 M5  [10.00]
wow
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 07:49 PM   #32
kyleb350
Brigadier General
kyleb350's Avatar
United_States
424
Rep
4,709
Posts

Drives: '21 X3MC
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Milwaukee

iTrader: (6)

Sounds like she had a ball
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 08:44 PM   #33
persian54
Lieutenant General
persian54's Avatar
United_States
923
Rep
15,818
Posts

Drives: M760/G83M4
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Valley, SoCal

iTrader: (298)

how is that possible...
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2011, 09:55 PM   #34
Garduna
Brigadier General
Garduna's Avatar
Canada
160
Rep
4,013
Posts

Drives: Sedona 1er|Yellow S3|NardoTTRS
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Toronto

iTrader: (5)

SHe just pulled a mortal kombat fatality right there O_O!!!
Appreciate 0
      03-16-2011, 08:29 AM   #35
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

LMFAO.


That had to have been a real mess.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      03-16-2011, 08:35 AM   #36
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Aaaand the tags.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 10:30 AM   #37
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Bump for being awarded rep points for this, somehow.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 10:34 AM   #38
Chez
Brit Abroad
Chez's Avatar
United_States
392
Rep
707
Posts

Drives: 2016 Frozen Black M4
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Dallas, TX

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW M4  [9.50]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Bump for being awarded rep points for this, somehow.
__________________
2016 ///M4 / Frozen Black Metallic / Full Sakhir Orange Leather

Instagram @M4TTE_BMW

More info and photos here.
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 10:35 AM   #39
stangman
Private
stangman's Avatar
8
Rep
61
Posts

Drives: 2011 135i
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: SE Michigan

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by VinnieAces View Post
pics or it didnt happen
You REALLY want that??
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 11:01 AM   #40
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chez View Post
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 10:21 PM   #41
jlstyle
Lieutenant Colonel
jlstyle's Avatar
355
Rep
1,762
Posts

Drives: Porsche Panamera
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: USA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2014 Audi S7  [0.00]
2015 BMW X5  [0.00]
Skills
Appreciate 0
      02-16-2016, 10:47 PM   #42
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5637
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

That is a new level of pain on the ball meter....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2016, 12:19 AM   #43
Sidewinderpb
Banned
329
Rep
1,739
Posts

Drives: 2017 340i xDrive 6mt
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: CT

iTrader: (7)

Just a young woman with a refined palate for aging grapes

She says that it'll haunt her for the rest of her life. What about him? Imagine explaining to every girl you ever bang that your ex ripped your nut off.
And then explaining that you dated a fucking yeti.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2016, 06:19 AM   #44
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3583
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb View Post
Just a young woman with a refined palate for aging grapes

She says that it'll haunt her for the rest of her life. What about him? Imagine explaining to every girl you ever bang that your ex ripped your nut off.
And then explaining that you dated a fucking yeti.
....and that she tried to eat it....
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
bav ate the testicle, bav has no testicles, bav needs floaties, most offtopic sucks, vinnie <3 testicles


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:20 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST