Just had a call from the wench...

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 12:16 PM

Both new wheels purchased a couple of weeks ago run along the curb... I give up....

Anyone have a set of old school steal wheels they want to sell... PMSL

Neilios · 08-15-2014, 12:18 PM

Buy her a banger!

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 12:37 PM

We have one of those too... I will tell you how the explanation went... Where she works has an underground car park, on the approach this morning the gates were open, this meant the approach was different - the different approach ended in the wheels getting brushed on the curb... The phone call estimated about 2 1/2 rash, the reality is 6 inch... She has tried to soften me up with man measurements then explained in reality it was a girly estimate on size... Ya got love em!!!

kev335i · 08-15-2014, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rufnekfatboy

We have one of those too... I will tell you how the explanation went... Where she works has an underground car park, on the approach this morning the gates were open, this meant the approach was different - the different approach ended in the wheels getting brushed on the curb... The phone call estimated about 2 1/2 rash, the reality is 6 inch... She has tried to soften me up with man measurements then explained in reality it was a girly estimate on size... Ya got love em!!!

I don't know her but I feel I should send some flowers what hospital is she in?

Sparky68 · 08-15-2014, 12:49 PM

Take a piss in her handbags!

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kev335i

I don't know her but I feel I should send some flowers what hospital is she in?

I have yet to decide....

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Originally Posted by Sparky68

Take a piss in her handbags!

I am thinking that, but I might opt for the, you know since we were married, you don't do that thing that made me marry you... Time to step up an take it on the chin baby... lol

'V' · 08-15-2014, 01:34 PM

^^^^ literally on the chin? PMSL!!!

Get rid!!! And I don't mean the rims 😜

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 'V'

^^^^ literally on the chin? PMSL!!!

Get rid!!! And I don't mean the rims ��

Stuck with it now mate, 25 years this year... Come to think of it, She has damaged my rim.... Payback time me thinks!!! lol...

kev335i · 08-15-2014, 01:46 PM

That's the spirit m8 tear her a new one!

'V' · 08-15-2014, 01:46 PM

She damaged your rim, time to damage hers LOL!!!!

bmwspeed01 · 08-15-2014, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky68

Take a piss in her handbags!

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 02:01 PM

You know what I am gonna do, in the process of the rim payback, I am gonna try and get the back wheels in too....
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Donkey punch might help... lol

PMSL the above graphic attempt did not work...

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky68

Take a piss in her handbags!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmwspeed01

I am banned from drinking stella for this very reason - I kid you not!!!

acerboo · 08-15-2014, 02:06 PM

just banger!

AWSAWS · 08-15-2014, 02:06 PM

It could be worse!

How do some people get licenses?

[u2b]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2WkN8bAOdo[/u2b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2WkN8bAOdo

[u2b]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPv_ihn8vU[/u2b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPv_ihn8vU

Josh1a1h · 08-15-2014, 02:19 PM

I'd BE PISSSED! Pay back time!

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWSAWS

It could be worse!

How do some people get licenses?

[u2b]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2WkN8bAOdo[/u2b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2WkN8bAOdo

[u2b]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPv_ihn8vU[/u2b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPv_ihn8vU

The Brazil one... PMSL

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh1a1h

I'd BE PISSSED! Pay back time!

Mate my wheel issue is enough to drive me away from drink and contemplate sticking a needle in my arm and ending it all, I challenge anyone to document more bad luck than I have had in the past month over a set of wheels... Seriously... lol

KM79 · 08-15-2014, 02:40 PM

Sorry to hear that mate,2 mangled rims in one day is no good.....!

rufnekfatboy · 08-15-2014, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by K_M79

Sorry to hear that mate,2 mangled rims in one day is no good.....!

Yep, but four in a matter of 3 weeks is suicide son... PMSL

KM79 · 08-15-2014, 03:12 PM

Jesus,time for a Daewoo lol

kev335i · 08-15-2014, 03:12 PM

Don't want to rake up old or recent memories but didn't she fuck the boot up too? All I can say is she owes u big time. Bless her she won't be walking straight for months

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