The worst date ever NSFW

E902717 · 08-23-2011, 04:46 AM

Don't know if this has been posted on here but its in the off topic over the pond.

Whatever you do, do not drink whilst reading otherwise you will do what i did and cover my laptop in tea.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

One of the funniest things I've ever read

Baby Dave · 08-23-2011, 05:07 AM

That was quality

MEGA · 08-23-2011, 05:35 AM

Who carries pee bottles and refuses to shit in public?

Seen this thread before a couple of years ago. Thought he was an f--ing moron then. Time has not changed this view point.

some people deserve things like this to happen. It's entirely their own fault.

This is one of those people.

Tee212 · 08-23-2011, 05:45 AM

it was funny as hell 2 years ago lol

xenon · 08-23-2011, 05:59 AM

Same happened to me once. It was even more embarrassing for me because I'd stood Kylie Minogue up so I could go out with Dannii. Anyway, back at Dannii's flat later I go to the toilet and a similar thing happens! Then, who should come in but Kylie!! She'd popped round to her sister's because she was so upset I'd dumped her for a "mystery" girl!

Can you imagine the embarrassment???

That's true that is, yes sir.

Honest.

briers · 08-23-2011, 06:02 AM

lol

was amusing especially with the ms paint drawings to support the story.

This guy sounds like a fruit. Who gets a rock on when shit is coming out their ass. Thats weird.

Think this is fictional but v.amusing for a tuesday morning none the less

rogerxp · 08-23-2011, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenon

That's true that is, yes sir.

Honest.

You've got to be worried for someones mental state who spends all that time & effort to post up drivel like that (not you Ian

).

E902717 · 08-23-2011, 06:29 AM

It does sound like BS but it had me in tears!

bounty78 · 08-23-2011, 06:30 AM

Epic fail

funniest thing i have read this morning..love the graphic description

mowflow · 08-23-2011, 07:44 AM

I don't care if it's true, false, old, new etc. It's funny and the drawings are brilliant.

RagingKileak · 08-23-2011, 05:19 PM

I have a really true story similar to this which I'll share one day. Not today though.

Matt

sheps · 08-23-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

I have a really true story similar to this which I'll share one day. Not today though.

Matt

Christmas meal, perhaps?
Captive audience of 40+ people including partners - ideal ice breaker

It'll be a gentle warm up to Ed holding down Carlos whilst he gets scuttled by Will.

RagingKileak · 08-23-2011, 05:49 PM

Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol.

Matt

Dizzle · 08-24-2011, 06:02 AM

I lol'd but still I think

dxb335d · 08-24-2011, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol.

Matt

LOLOlOLoLo

08-23-2011, 04:46 AM	#1
E902717 Colonel 57 Rep 2,402 Posts Drives: E91 335d M-Sport Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (0)	The worst date ever NSFW Don't know if this has been posted on here but its in the off topic over the pond. Whatever you do, do not drink whilst reading otherwise you will do what i did and cover my laptop in tea. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191 One of the funniest things I've ever read __________________ Car: 2011 BMW E91 335D M-Sport Previous: 2010 BMW E70 X5 3.0D M-Sport - last seen going backwards in a hedge
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MEGA Dieseasal 204 Rep 6,881 Posts Drives: LCI E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Harrow, London iTrader: (2)	Who carries pee bottles and refuses to shit in public? Seen this thread before a couple of years ago. Thought he was an f--ing moron then. Time has not changed this view point. some people deserve things like this to happen. It's entirely their own fault. This is one of those people. __________________ Previously: 2003 Peugeot 206 1.6 8v \| 2006 E90 320d M-Sport, 19" BBS CH, Full Ice-cold JL audio install, August 2010 Total BMW 6 page feature car. \| 2003 Nissan 350Z GT Coupe 286BHP Now:2010 E92 LCI 335d M-Sport
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xenon Major General 1403 Rep 8,092 Posts Drives: 2021 G21 330i M-Sport Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Coventry iTrader: (0)	Same happened to me once. It was even more embarrassing for me because I'd stood Kylie Minogue up so I could go out with Dannii. Anyway, back at Dannii's flat later I go to the toilet and a similar thing happens! Then, who should come in but Kylie!! She'd popped round to her sister's because she was so upset I'd dumped her for a "mystery" girl! Can you imagine the embarrassment??? That's true that is, yes sir. Honest. __________________ Ian Current: 2021 G21 330i M-Sport Previous: 2018 A6 Avant S-Line MMI+, 2014 F31 320d M-Sport, 2013 F10 520d M-Sport, 2011 F10 530d M-Sport, 2008 320i M-Sport Coupe, 2002 325i, 2001 318i valvetronic, 1998 318i, 1996 525i, 1990 Porsche 944S2
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briers Ben 62 Rep 1,992 Posts Drives: Tesla p85d Join Date: May 2010 Location: Midlands,UK iTrader: (0)	lol was amusing especially with the ms paint drawings to support the story. This guy sounds like a fruit. Who gets a rock on when shit is coming out their ass. Thats weird. Think this is fictional but v.amusing for a tuesday morning none the less
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E902717 Colonel 57 Rep 2,402 Posts Drives: E91 335d M-Sport Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (0)	It does sound like BS but it had me in tears! __________________ Car: 2011 BMW E91 335D M-Sport Previous: 2010 BMW E70 X5 3.0D M-Sport - last seen going backwards in a hedge
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bounty78 Mike 8 Rep 328 Posts Drives: F10 528i M Sport LCI Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 325i SE conv [0.00] 2003 Nissan 350Z GT [0.00] 2007 320i E92 M sport [0.00]	Epic fail funniest thing i have read this morning..love the graphic description
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mowflow Colonel 62 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: Golf 7R Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (2)	I don't care if it's true, false, old, new etc. It's funny and the drawings are brilliant.
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RagingKileak Brigadier General 191 Rep 4,655 Posts Drives: M3 CS Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (2)	Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol. Matt
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Dizzle Major 56 Rep 1,255 Posts Drives: F30 335xD Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: UK, Staffordshire iTrader: (0)	I lol'd but still I think
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