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      08-27-2007, 04:56 PM   #23
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No Gordon!

She fancies the standard 5-door! Women!

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Don't worry Viv, let her have the 5 door and then I'll come round with some 19's, drop her on some H&R springs and she'll look the dogs b*llocks...
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      08-28-2007, 06:56 AM   #24
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... and the car?
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      08-28-2007, 08:48 AM   #25
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... and the car?
he didnt mean 19" hoops in her ears
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      08-28-2007, 09:32 AM   #26
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... and the car?
No need to mod the car... Its a Honda
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      08-28-2007, 02:18 PM   #27
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My sister was after a Civic... until I sat her in a 1 series
The wife just didn't like the 120d, although she hasn't even had a test drive of the Honda yet!

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No need to mod the car... Its a Honda
I quite like Honda's, but not when they get in my way.

I don't usually drive at ridiculous speeds, but I did on one particular morning.

I was supposed to be going to a Christening on a Sunday morning, which was about 10 miles away. I forgot about it & only had 20 minutes to get there.

I got onto the A road, which was 3 miles away & then travelled the remaining 7 miles in 4 minutes.

A Honda R type got in my way, so I had to use the 'flashing full beam' trick to get it out of my way.

Seemed to do the job, but I won't be doing it again.

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(Note: I do not condone driving at ridiculous speeds along A roads, ok!)
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      08-28-2007, 02:38 PM   #28
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This fecking forum is getting dafter and its not even Viv

i will therefore blame the carlos or Beau's bitch as he is also now known
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      08-28-2007, 03:04 PM   #29
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This fecking forum is getting dafter and its not even Viv

i will therefore blame the carlos or Beau's bitch as he is also now known
I know squeeze.

I'm actually getting quite worried.

I think 'LadyBeau' is quite a fetching term for Carslosh as well!

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      08-28-2007, 03:10 PM   #30
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I know squeeze.

I'm actually getting quite worried.

I think 'LadyBeau' is quite a fetching term for Carslosh as well!

Viv
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I know squeeze.

I'm actually getting quite worried.

I think 'LadyBeau' is quite a fetching term for Carslosh as well!

Viv
I particularly liked when you referred to him as Carlossadjuster.
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      08-28-2007, 03:24 PM   #32
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I particularly liked when you referred to him as Carlossadjuster.
Gordon, the terms just 'spring to mind' without warning.

Some would say I need help. I'd say I'm not doing too badly on my own!

I'll call him Carlisfragileishisdicksexpleaseallatrocious next!

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      08-28-2007, 05:07 PM   #33
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Carl, I'm sensing some jealousy in the ranks and the fact that we had the first ever "regional" meet and that our meet has brought us closer together with Evil Diesel...

Help me Beau's Bitch.... I mean Carlosh...
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      08-28-2007, 06:05 PM   #34
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only 3 days in and a problem already, the windscreen washers dont work, they make a noise and a smallest amount trickles out, the bottle is full, when the lights are on the headlight washers work so it wont be the pump, any ideas, also not being uised to a beemer i assume its not something silly like they only work when going along, i have only tried them whilst in the driveway so far
I had same problem and i solved.. Water pipe between water tank and the windscreen was raptured and i changed it. Its easy to fix, pipe is standart and you can get anywhere.
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