Crushed bollock syndrome

dxb335d · 08-06-2012, 01:36 PM

I am in a little bit of pain. My lab just jumped on me on the sofa for a cuddle and trod on my sack-maaajiiiccc!!

OUCH

severe case or crushed bollock syndrome

Anyone else suffered it? Will it affect my ability to have kids?

zltm089 · 08-06-2012, 01:40 PM

hav a wank...c if theres a bit of blood in the cum......

i met this girl once....she though that rubbing and grabbing my balls was a turn on....it was hurting like hell!!!...fcukin b1tch had no skills and wasn't gentle1... :-(

Nick the Greek · 08-06-2012, 01:40 PM

Yer goosed mate. A sex change is your only option.

Mikael.Aribo · 08-06-2012, 02:07 PM

Seriously DO NOT POST pics at all. cheers.

dxb335d · 08-06-2012, 02:15 PM

I have no time for wanking now. Can I check tomorrow Kev?

dopper99 · 08-06-2012, 02:20 PM

Go down A&E straight away. Needs checking by a nurse now

dxb335d · 08-06-2012, 02:23 PM

Just got the miswah to check them and I ended up poking her in the head!!

willhollin · 08-06-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Just got the miswah to check them and I ended up poking her in the head!!

Did it slip up her nostril by accident?

dxb335d · 08-11-2012, 04:49 PM

Just an update. Pearl necklace on the miswah looked fine and normal with no sign of claret,

CarAbuser · 08-11-2012, 05:07 PM

The only way to tell if you can still have children is to taste some, if it tastes salty you're ok.

A_P · 08-12-2012, 02:03 AM

Whats going on here? I read pearl necklace on miswah lol hahaha

dxb335d · 08-12-2012, 12:41 PM

Yeah mate! Love it

mowflow · 08-12-2012, 12:45 PM

I hope you kicked the dog in the fanny as revenge.

willhollin · 08-12-2012, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarAbuser

The only way to tell if you can still have children is to taste some, if it tastes salty you're ok.

Do you work at the fertility clinic testing it?

08-06-2012, 01:36 PM	#1
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