british motor works?

ejazbmw · 05-21-2007, 08:50 PM

haha wow my friend just said bmw's are gay cuz there from england....and im like what are you talking about? he said and i quote him "duh British Motor Works BMW how could not know that" i just smiled and said damn i never knew that

chbrules · 05-21-2007, 09:04 PM

Location: new jersey

Buffalo_Bush · 05-21-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chbrules

Location: new jersey

+1. haha.

canucklion · 05-21-2007, 09:16 PM

Is your friend currently enrolled in ESL class?

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

he said and i quote him "duh British Motor Works BMW how could not know that"

bmw0perat0r · 05-21-2007, 09:18 PM

idiot.

hotrod2448 · 05-21-2007, 09:18 PM

Just tell him they're actually from Jersey. It's Bayonne Motor Works. They had to do something since the IROC went out of production.

WagonRider · 05-21-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffalo_Bush

+1. haha.

You should have corrected him as "Bentley Motor Works"..

That's as close to British as it can get.

Oh wait..I'm sure he wouldn't know that VW owns it now..does he?

ward · 05-21-2007, 09:28 PM

hey, I used to think it was britsh motor works too

but that was when I was 7 and lived in Kansas

Simmad555 · 05-21-2007, 09:36 PM

What an asshole! Everyone knows it means "Bob Marley Wagon"

ejazbmw · 05-21-2007, 09:50 PM

lol i think he still thinks there made in england i just played along to see how long it'll take for him to realize hes an ass.....

ACZakka325i · 05-21-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Simmad555

What an asshole! Everyone knows it means "Bob Marley Wagon"

Bob Marely was recorded saying "I drive a BMW, but not because I need a fancy car, but because it stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers"

chbrules · 05-21-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ACZakka325i

Bob Marely was recorded saying "I drive a BMW, but not because I need a fancy car, but because it stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers"

Did he really say that?

When I was little I used to think it was British Motor Works too. If you told me Bavarian I'd think it was the Mongols or something.

MadDog · 05-22-2007, 12:39 AM

I always thought it stood for Brings Me Women

BavarianMW · 05-22-2007, 12:44 AM

just send him the DVD that comes in that package when you buy a new BMW with the audio books, cards, letters and whatever else

chbrules · 05-22-2007, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

I always thought it stood for Brings Me Women

That's just the side effect of owning an awesome piece of engineering. BMW drive a day keeps the hairy palms away.

LEDZEP · 05-22-2007, 05:55 AM

You mean these are not domestic cars? I always thought it was Boise Motor Works. I was even considering the Idaho Delivery Program for my next one - I heard you got free potatoes and everything.

Actually, like Ward, I too thought is was 'Brittish'... when I was a kid.

ukthunderace · 05-22-2007, 07:25 AM

Watching Leno asking people geography questions on the street, I am not surprised that he wouldn't know that.
In fact, Just tell him it is Bayern and that is somewhere near London. He won't know the difference.

Potty_Pants · 05-22-2007, 07:26 AM

lol doesnt look good for the stereotypical NJ people

ppp

dmboone25 · 05-22-2007, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ward

hey, I used to think it was britsh motor works too

but that was when I was 7 and lived in Kansas

lol

- Paul - · 05-22-2007, 07:36 AM

What's Gay about England??

NaViT · 05-22-2007, 08:15 AM

lol wow here... this is for your friend....

Reefermadness · 05-22-2007, 08:56 AM

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ward Major General 155 Rep 6,158 Posts Drives: F Join Date: May 2005 Location: T iTrader: (0)	hey, I used to think it was britsh motor works too but that was when I was 7 and lived in Kansas
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ejazbmw blahhh 302 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	lol i think he still thinks there made in england i just played along to see how long it'll take for him to realize hes an ass.....
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