My car identifies itself as an E93

Welcome to NBA Jam · 10-01-2016, 02:58 PM

It is incredibly rude and offensive to assume an E9X's configuration. The code is nothing more than a number some engineer came up with when it was manufactured. Ever since my car rolled off the assembly line, it knew it was supposed to be an E93. It has a sunroof, and I open it all the time. Convertibles see the sky, so does my car.

From now on, always refer to any E90, E91, E92, and E93 by E9X. Just because a sedan is a sedan doesn't mean it's a sedan. Just because a car is a hatchback doesnt mean it isn't a sedan. Just because a coupe is a convertible doesn't mean it's not a truck. We live in a new era now. Four door coupes are finally being accepted for what they are: sedans. M3 "coupes" are being changed to trucks, and they should be accepted for what they truly were supposed to be. Please be respectful.

#DoorsDontMatter

Wilt · 10-01-2016, 03:39 PM

Huh, you trying to beat Trump's mid-night rants?!

Bent_remy · 10-01-2016, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Welcome to NBA Jam

It is incredibly rude and offensive to assume an E9X's configuration. The code is nothing more than a number some engineer came up with when it was manufactured. Ever since my car rolled off the assembly line, it knew it was supposed to be an E93. It has a sunroof, and I open it all the time. Convertibles see the sky, so does my car.

From now on, always refer to any E90, E91, E92, and E93 by E9X. Just because a sedan is a sedan doesn't mean it's a sedan. Just because a car is a hatchback doesnt mean it isn't a sedan. Just because a coupe is a convertible doesn't mean it's not a truck. We live in a new era now. Four door coupes are finally being accepted for what they are: sedans. M3 "coupes" are being changed to trucks, and they should be accepted for what they truly were supposed to be. Please be respectful.

#DoorsDontMatter

This is post is everything that's wrong with America.

Dark_Knight_335 · 10-01-2016, 05:33 PM

#Vertlivesmatter

Don't worry Jam, we're all entitled to at least one drunken post a month.

Eddien123 · 10-01-2016, 06:04 PM

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Welcome to NBA Jam · 10-01-2016, 06:19 PM

I felt that this would be a valuable contribution to the forum.

Or some shit like that.

bimmette · 10-01-2016, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight_335

#Vertlivesmatter

Don't worry Jam, we're all entitled to at least one drunken post a month.

Hahahahaha!

#vertlivesmatter!!!!

Skaufma0 · 10-01-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bent_remy

This is post is everything that's wrong with America.

The problem is that people take it seriously and believe it.

I found it hilarious, wow my night is boring.

Bent_remy · 10-01-2016, 09:01 PM

#vertlivesmatter

MSCD · 10-01-2016, 09:35 PM

verts rule!

Bent_remy · 10-01-2016, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Skaufma0

The problem is that people take it seriously and believe it.

I found it hilarious, wow my night is boring.

No.... Your zero rep and 11 post's are the problem my friend.

Skaufma0 · 10-02-2016, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bent_remy

No.... Your zero rep and 11 post's are the problem my friend.

Awww...a SJW.

Efthreeoh · 10-02-2016, 05:27 AM

The 2-door E30 was classified as a "2-door Sedan" by BMW.

I felt that this would be a valuable contribution to the forum.

Or some shit like that.

#naturallyaspiratedinlinesixesmatter

MSCD · 10-02-2016, 07:43 AM

Now the E30 has an identity crisis!

didn't know that though... interesting. Cheers.

Efthreeoh · 10-02-2016, 07:58 AM

My E30 wore the moniker proudly!

tcphoto · 10-02-2016, 08:07 AM

After nearly seven years in an E46 325Cic, I am now in a 335i. I see it as a coupe and I doubt that it wants to be seen as a sedan, SUV or even an M despite others attempts to disguise their own as one, but it's just a machine and it has no emotion but it evokes emotions in me. It's your car, do with it what you will.

Dark_Knight_335 · 10-02-2016, 12:40 PM

OK let me clear the air a bit.

I consider Jam to be one of our best forum members- and a friend on here as well, who has helped me more times than I can remember.

As such, I honestly thought...well I don't know what I thought, but I guess I couldn't understand the post so that's all I could come up with. Sorry buddy.

I can see others get the picture, and I can only say that BMW has become absolutely ridiculous with all of these different trim lines and names they're coming up with- two doors with a 4 in the trim line name, four doors with 2 in the trim line name.

They have become a watered down brand that tries to market to every Tom Dick and Harry, and it's really just a shame for those of us who can still recall the days of a more...well...pure brand.

Perhaps they've changed out of greed, or perhaps out of the necessity to survive.

In any case, this will definitely be the last BMW I own.

What with the increase of cost cutting cheap materials and measures taken on every new line of BMW since the E chassis, and removal of some of the most essential components that made a BMW what it is, once this vert goes- whether by my own hand, or through selling it- I'm done.

Ozzie335i · 10-02-2016, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark_Knight_335

OK let me clear the air a bit.

I consider Jam to be one of our best forum members- and a friend on here as well, who has helped me more times than I can remember.

As such, I honestly thought...well I don't know what I thought, but I guess I couldn't understand the post so that's all I could come up with. Sorry buddy.

I can see others get the picture, and I can only say that BMW has become absolutely ridiculous with all of these different trim lines and names they're coming up with- two doors with a 4 in the trim line name, four doors with 2 in the trim line name.

They have become a watered down brand that tries to market to every Tom Dick and Harry, and it's really just a shame for those of us who can still recall the days of a more...well...pure brand.

Perhaps they've changed out of greed, or perhaps out of the necessity to survive.

In any case, this will definitely be the last BMW I own.

What with the increase of cost cutting cheap materials and measures taken on every new line of BMW since the E chassis, and removal of some of the most essential components that made a BMW what it is, once this vert goes- whether by my own hand, or through selling it- I'm done.

Be honest DK, your new bride is preggers and you're soon going to be trading in the Dinan e93 for one of those Lexus SUVs?

Delta0311 · 10-02-2016, 01:49 PM

I believe the big 3 German luxury automakers discrimate against people with Dyscalculia. What sort of an asshole combines letters with numbers anyway.

Fundguy1 · 10-02-2016, 02:01 PM

Is your e93 sulking in the corner of the safe zone at college?

The Nightman · 10-03-2016, 02:03 AM

Did you just assume my chassis code?

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Welcome to NBA Jam Is it the shoes!? 3884 Rep 5,112 Posts Drives: (Sold) 2011 E92 335i ZMP 6MT Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	My car identifies itself as an E93 It is incredibly rude and offensive to assume an E9X's configuration. The code is nothing more than a number some engineer came up with when it was manufactured. Ever since my car rolled off the assembly line, it knew it was supposed to be an E93. It has a sunroof, and I open it all the time. Convertibles see the sky, so does my car. From now on, always refer to any E90, E91, E92, and E93 by E9X. Just because a sedan is a sedan doesn't mean it's a sedan. Just because a car is a hatchback doesnt mean it isn't a sedan. Just because a coupe is a convertible doesn't mean it's not a truck. We live in a new era now. Four door coupes are finally being accepted for what they are: sedans. M3 "coupes" are being changed to trucks, and they should be accepted for what they truly were supposed to be. Please be respectful. #DoorsDontMatter
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Dark_Knight_335 Came to the N55 Darkside 1112 Rep 12,740 Posts Drives: 2011 335 E93 M-Sport Join Date: May 2010 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (28)	#Vertlivesmatter Don't worry Jam, we're all entitled to at least one drunken post a month.
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Welcome to NBA Jam Is it the shoes!? 3884 Rep 5,112 Posts Drives: (Sold) 2011 E92 335i ZMP 6MT Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	I felt that this would be a valuable contribution to the forum. Or some shit like that.
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Bent_remy Enemy of viscosity and thermal breakdown 138 Rep 278 Posts Drives: N54 E93 6MT Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: North Texas iTrader: (1)	#vertlivesmatter __________________ 02' E46 S54 M3 6MT OEM+, Apex FL-5, RIP 09' E93 N54 6MT, Smarttop, Lux V5, JB4 G5 ISO, BMS DCI, Black ER CP, Tial BOV
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MSCD Brigadier General 3185 Rep 4,031 Posts Drives: 328i Convertible Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 BMW 328i F31 S ... [0.00] 2012 BMW 328i E93 C ... [0.00] 2010 Subaru Legacy [0.00]	verts rule! __________________ 2012 BMW 328i E93 \| Deep Sea Blue Metallic - 2015 BMW 328i F31 MSport Sports Wagon \| Alpine White - BMW CCA DelVal
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Efthreeoh General 17303 Rep 18,727 Posts Drives: The E90 + Z4 Coupe & Z3 R'ster Join Date: May 2012 Location: Virginia iTrader: (0)	The 2-door E30 was classified as a "2-door Sedan" by BMW. I felt that this would be a valuable contribution to the forum. Or some shit like that. #naturallyaspiratedinlinesixesmatter __________________ A manual transmission can be set to "comfort", "sport", and "track" modes simply by the technique and speed at which you shift it; it doesn't need "modes", modes are for manumatics that try to behave like a real 3-pedal manual transmission. If you can money-shift it, it's a manual transmission. "Yeah, but NO ONE puts an automatic trans shift knob on a manual transmission."
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MSCD Brigadier General 3185 Rep 4,031 Posts Drives: 328i Convertible Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 BMW 328i F31 S ... [0.00] 2012 BMW 328i E93 C ... [0.00] 2010 Subaru Legacy [0.00]	Now the E30 has an identity crisis! didn't know that though... interesting. Cheers. __________________ 2012 BMW 328i E93 \| Deep Sea Blue Metallic - 2015 BMW 328i F31 MSport Sports Wagon \| Alpine White - BMW CCA DelVal
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Efthreeoh General 17303 Rep 18,727 Posts Drives: The E90 + Z4 Coupe & Z3 R'ster Join Date: May 2012 Location: Virginia iTrader: (0)	My E30 wore the moniker proudly! __________________ A manual transmission can be set to "comfort", "sport", and "track" modes simply by the technique and speed at which you shift it; it doesn't need "modes", modes are for manumatics that try to behave like a real 3-pedal manual transmission. If you can money-shift it, it's a manual transmission. "Yeah, but NO ONE puts an automatic trans shift knob on a manual transmission."
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tcphoto Brigadier General 3531 Rep 3,046 Posts Drives: E92 335i 6MT Coupe Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Nashville, TN iTrader: (1)	After nearly seven years in an E46 325Cic, I am now in a 335i. I see it as a coupe and I doubt that it wants to be seen as a sedan, SUV or even an M despite others attempts to disguise their own as one, but it's just a machine and it has no emotion but it evokes emotions in me. It's your car, do with it what you will.
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Dark_Knight_335 Came to the N55 Darkside 1112 Rep 12,740 Posts Drives: 2011 335 E93 M-Sport Join Date: May 2010 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (28)	OK let me clear the air a bit. I consider Jam to be one of our best forum members- and a friend on here as well, who has helped me more times than I can remember. As such, I honestly thought...well I don't know what I thought, but I guess I couldn't understand the post so that's all I could come up with. Sorry buddy. I can see others get the picture, and I can only say that BMW has become absolutely ridiculous with all of these different trim lines and names they're coming up with- two doors with a 4 in the trim line name, four doors with 2 in the trim line name. They have become a watered down brand that tries to market to every Tom Dick and Harry, and it's really just a shame for those of us who can still recall the days of a more...well...pure brand. Perhaps they've changed out of greed, or perhaps out of the necessity to survive. In any case, this will definitely be the last BMW I own. What with the increase of cost cutting cheap materials and measures taken on every new line of BMW since the E chassis, and removal of some of the most essential components that made a BMW what it is, once this vert goes- whether by my own hand, or through selling it- I'm done.
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Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	I believe the big 3 German luxury automakers discrimate against people with Dyscalculia. What sort of an asshole combines letters with numbers anyway.
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Fundguy1 Major General 2032 Rep 8,339 Posts Drives: 335 e93 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Orlando, fl iTrader: (0)	Is your e93 sulking in the corner of the safe zone at college?
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10-03-2016, 02:03 AM	#21
The Nightman Cometh 1090 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: Boy's Soul Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Boy's Hole iTrader: (4) Garage List E90 LCI "330i& ... [10.00]	Did you just assume my chassis code?
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