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      03-03-2011, 05:10 PM   #45
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Actually, no, not really. I dont believe in that shit. Especially since I'm a student. I tell them I have student loans and I'm broke. They usually understand. Its rare that I'll take a girl to dinner and pay for her and I rarely ever buy a stranger a drink at a bar. Girls are bad investments.

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Also, its not 1955. A dinner, movie, etc. doesnt cost $2 any more. With $24 for 2 movie tickets, $50 at any decent resturant, and another $20+ for drinks? Fuck that shit. I'm not handing some random girl $100 bill.
Buying a drink at a bar is stupid

But even so, you still take a girl out (you said rare, rare doesn't mean never)

Movie 24?

Go to Costco. $8 per Gold ticket

$50 for dinner? you eating sushi all the time?

You can go to Cheesecake Factory, or some other places and 2 people is about 35

You don't need to order drinks (unless you need her drunk to you know...)
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      03-03-2011, 05:10 PM   #46
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...or girls with jobs that can by me dinner lol
Tons of them out there. My girl pays for dinner all the time for us. No biggie. Might be her culture to take care of her man....
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      03-03-2011, 05:10 PM   #47
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Yeah. I tend to agree with JayKay....but when you take a girl out in your 335i on a first date...it gets a little awkward when that bill comes around and you say you don't have enough money to pay for her too. I'm sure most girls would still gladly pay, but it makes you look like a fuckin sleaze. It would really depend how much I like the girl, which would determine if I am going to pay for her shit or not. One time I had to pay for a girl who I didn't even like, THAT sucks.
I worked prior to going back to school. I could afford the 335. Now that I'm back I stopped putting money in it. Even if I pick them up in the 335, chances are by the time we get to a point that I want to go to dinner with them, they know I'm broke. I tell them I love cars. I tell them I have lots of student loans and I misappropriate the money, so I am extra broke. They understand.

Besides, I rather spend $25 and cook dinner and get some wine. Like I always say, home made gets you laid.
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      03-03-2011, 05:14 PM   #48
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Buying a drink at a bar is stupid

But even so, you still take a girl out (you said rare, rare doesn't mean never)

Movie 24?

Go to Costco. $8 per Gold ticket

$50 for dinner? you eating sushi all the time?

You can go to Cheesecake Factory, or some other places and 2 people is about 35

You don't need to order drinks (unless you need her drunk to you know...)

If I actually am going to take a girl out on a date, and pay, I wont be taking her to cheese cake. I'll take her to a nice local spot. Even if entres are 12-15, it still wont be cheap. I'm 23, good luck going on a date and not ordering a drink. So thats another 14? Plus tax and tip? its still going to cost you $50+ no matter how you cut it.

If I'm going to spend the money I have no problem spending and I'll take her to nice places but I'm not going to look like a cheap ass because I'm not. I just think its dumb to spend money on woman.
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If I'm going to spend the money I have no problem spending and I'll take her to nice places but I'm not going to look like a cheap ass because I'm not. I just think its dumb to spend money on woman.
I think it is dumb to spend money on anyone you don't know or like.
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I think it is dumb to spend money on anyone you don't know or like.
Ya. I won't spend shit on someone who I don't know or I don't like. They didn't deserve it yet.
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pics of bonarr or it didnt happen, wut?

jk although i kinda wanna go get a massage somewhere now.. are happy endings just a myth now or what.. i dont want them to pull that Hall Pass scene on me
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as someone who gets a massage once a week at least, pitching a tent is almost inevitable. massage chick has seen it 1329847123 times before. i had a neighbor that was a massage therapist and said it doesn't even bother her anymore. now as far as the free jerk is concerned, that's inevitable, too. she doesn't want your dong, she wants a cash tip at the end.

whenever i get wood, i usually just display it with honor. i got major wood in china during a massage and told the little chinalady "wow you're doing such a good job, you made my dick stiff as a board!" of course, she had no clue what i was saying, but i'm sure she would have laughed.
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If I actually am going to take a girl out on a date, and pay, I wont be taking her to cheese cake. I'll take her to a nice local spot. Even if entres are 12-15, it still wont be cheap. I'm 23, good luck going on a date and not ordering a drink. So thats another 14? Plus tax and tip? its still going to cost you $50+ no matter how you cut it.

If I'm going to spend the money I have no problem spending and I'll take her to nice places but I'm not going to look like a cheap ass because I'm not. I just think its dumb to spend money on woman.

I agree with the bold.

No need to fight, we're in the same boat.
I'm just pointing out that you do spend money on women cause you said you would never pay for a woman to do something... well in a way you are :P
Almost all men do and have

I used Cheesecake factory as just a basis for a normal restaurant.

I used to date a girl who loved that place and absolutely hated family owned restaurants cause 'they weren't proven' or something like that.

I'm 23 as well and actually never buy drinks when I go out; then again I don't drink alcohol and am against it, so that may be why :P
I tell the women that and they actually seem.... proud?

50+ you're right

But before this, you made it sound like 100

I personally spend about ~$50 when I go on a date; but rarely would I spent $100 (unless you're including gas.... well that doesn't count for me cause I just love to drive and it's worth every penny)

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then again I don't drink alcohol and am against it, so that may be while :P
I tell the women that and they actually seem.... proud?
wait wait wait. I'm really confused now. So how do you make everyone around you more interesting?
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wait wait wait. I'm really confused now. So how do you make everyone around you more interesting?
I don't necessarily believe that become mentally loose and (at times) stupid equals more interesting

People are able to drink and do what they please.

And I am with them and have fun as well

I just prefer the woman I am being intimate with to not get herself intoxicated.
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wait wait wait. I'm really confused now. So how do you make everyone around you more interesting?
People around you get more interesting when you drink? For me they get less interesting while I get more interesting
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People around you get more interesting when you drink? For me they get less interesting while I get more interesting
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The only response here that matters is Blakes. Thank you sir.

The last date I went on and paid was ~$70 for dinner.
As for not drinking, ok. As long as you're not a debbie downer as you go out and dont refuse to go out. I have a friend who doesn't drink any more. Hes pretty boring to go out with.
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I don't necessarily believe that become mentally loose and (at times) stupid equals more interesting

People are able to drink and do what they please.

And I am with them and have fun as well

I just prefer the woman I am being intimate with to not get herself intoxicated.
No, it makes everyone else more interesting to you
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People around you get more interesting when you drink? For me they get less interesting while I get more interesting
I get more interesting, they get more interesting and offended. Win win
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I get more interesting, they get more interesting and offended. Win win
I talk more and say dumber shit. If they accept the dumb shit then chances are you get it in.
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I get more interesting, they get more interesting and offended. Win win
Interesting. My interest in people beside myself is negatively related to my BAC.
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I talk more and say dumber shit. If they accept the dumb shit then chances are you get it in.
I tend to not filter everything I say (then again I hardly filter myself sober), so I've been known to ask fat chicks what it's like being overweight. I laugh, my friends laugh, everyone else is offended, so it is all good.
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Interesting. My interest in people beside myself is negatively related to my BAC.
This calls for some scientific experiments followed by a line graph.

I have already done some extensive scientific research, and have founded the "Oban Corollary". It states that as I drink more scotch I get better at billiards up to 12 drams, beyond that I experience a sudden drop off...
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