PWNED: Kid tries to pass off CLS 55 AMG as his own, gets caught

hun77777 · 03-28-2008, 05:19 AM

It's just too funny not to share. If it is repost, feel free to merge in or delete.

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Originally Posted by Autoblog
Some people are just pathological. At first, it was amusing that Fresh C280, a member of the MDStreetScene forums, would claim to own a Mercedes CLS55 AMG. How a 19-year-old affords a car that normally retails for around $100,000 is the first thing that made everyone on the forum suspicious. A story about a digital camera becoming a sewage buoy was also an immediate head scratcher, since the pic he posted supposedly came from said camera. Further cementing the obvious dementia was the claim that the picture was taken during a dyno run in New York. It could be New York, except right now it's chilly early spring in the Empire State, and the dyno run picture clearly shows garage bays with the doors flung open and leaves on trees. It gets better as it becomes clear how many balls this kid's trying to juggle to hold up his story. There's a nice little synopsis that debunks the girlfriend angle – even though it's supposedly her car.

It didn't take long for total pwnage to occur when Fresh C280s fellow Maryland car enthusiasts did a little detective work. The car is actually owned by a CarDomain member named Xavier, who hails from Florida and showed up with proof of ownership around 30 pages in. All of the pictures posted to the MDStreetScene bulletin board were stolen from the actual owner's CarDomain page. This is weirder than the guy who thought up direct exhaust injection. The makings of a character study are all there – apparent delusional schizophrenia, a longing to be somebody, a sad little existence, and completely self-inflicted massive public humiliation. There's even a cameo by a famous lolcat. It doesn't get better than this, folks, the thread is only a day old so far. Check it out for yourself, it gets good around page 6. Oh, and Fresh C280's quote at the bottom of his posts is oddly prescient. Thanks for the tip, Terry!

[Source: MDStreetScene]

http://www.mdstreetscene.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=15536

Doc E · 03-28-2008, 07:08 AM

meh, misuse of schizophrenia FTL!

Hawkeye · 03-28-2008, 08:46 AM

Really, these kids need to learn not to be posers.

ttdmac · 03-28-2008, 01:48 PM

lol that post is up to 150+ pages....

cm3rc · 03-28-2008, 02:22 PM

lol

mrvuml · 03-28-2008, 06:38 PM

Existing thread...
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129425

Davin · 04-01-2008, 09:16 PM

I HATE posers

E90330iS · 04-02-2008, 02:23 PM

haha i don't know why people make a big deal about this.. people do that all the time.. with cars and girls

Robert · 04-02-2008, 02:32 PM

funnier stories are those fake wall st. broker who swindled millions of investor money and bought ferraris and lambo. Now that's ROFL.

MTV · 04-02-2008, 07:14 PM

That's Pretty funny

Kitz · 04-02-2008, 08:12 PM

I'm reading this..haha.. got pawned so badly on pg 24 & 32..

2FST2C · 04-08-2008, 01:28 PM

dammmmn hahaha stupid kid!!!

UltimateBMW · 04-08-2008, 08:19 PM

Why one would do that Perplexes me.

Year's_End · 04-08-2008, 08:57 PM

OST

Ya well I got lazy.

sinnet112 · 04-08-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

OST

Ya well I got lazy.

Yeah, seriously, this thing took days and still no one finished it haha...

Elefntkpr · 04-08-2008, 11:15 PM

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335destroyer · 04-16-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by E90330iS

haha i don't know why people make a big deal about this.. people do that all the time.. with cars and girls

yeah thats truee

03-28-2008, 07:08 AM	#2
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03-28-2008, 08:46 AM	#3
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03-28-2008, 01:48 PM	#4
ttdmac Second Lieutenant 5 Rep 201 Posts Drives: E92 335i - Blk Saph/Coral Red Join Date: May 2005 Location: Indianapolis iTrader: (1)	lol that post is up to 150+ pages....
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03-28-2008, 02:22 PM	#5
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03-28-2008, 06:38 PM	#6
mrvuml Lieutenant 19 Rep 459 Posts Drives: E90 335i w/ZSP Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: SLO, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335i Sedan [0.00]	Existing thread... http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129425
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04-01-2008, 09:16 PM	#7
Davin Lieutenant Colonel 54 Rep 1,721 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Trinidad & Tobago / NYC iTrader: (0)	I HATE posers
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04-02-2008, 02:23 PM	#8
E90330iS Major General 143 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	haha i don't know why people make a big deal about this.. people do that all the time.. with cars and girls __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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04-02-2008, 02:32 PM	#9
Robert Major General 414 Rep 6,968 Posts Drives: 135i -> is350 -> Tesla M3 perf Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Socal iTrader: (1)	funnier stories are those fake wall st. broker who swindled millions of investor money and bought ferraris and lambo. Now that's ROFL.
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04-02-2008, 07:14 PM	#10
MTV Banned 241 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: E60 M5, Volvo S60R Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal iTrader: (1)	That's Pretty funny
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04-02-2008, 08:12 PM	#11
Kitz Major 74 Rep 1,319 Posts Drives: ex BMW Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: socal 2006-2010, Jakarta 2010+ iTrader: (4)	I'm reading this..haha.. got pawned so badly on pg 24 & 32.. __________________ My Baby
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04-08-2008, 01:28 PM	#12
2FST2C Captain 55 Rep 762 Posts Drives: 2008 AW E92 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central FL iTrader: (2)	dammmmn hahaha stupid kid!!! __________________ 08 AW 335I \| VMR 710 \| H&R SPORT \| 2 PEDALS www.SPEEDIMPULSE.com
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04-08-2008, 08:19 PM	#13
UltimateBMW Brigadier General 401 Rep 3,288 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	Why one would do that Perplexes me. __________________
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04-08-2008, 08:57 PM	#14
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1138 Rep 12,444 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	OST Ya well I got lazy. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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