[BGM]

Originally Posted by mits

When I picked up my car from Cobham BMW, they had just sold a new Dakar Yellow M3 to 17 yr old Russian girl, as it was a nice colour, and her dad bought a new x6m

cobham.. says it all

sure he wasn't called mr abramovich, or another member of the chels, they have homes round that way..

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by BGM

i sometimes wonder how people who know nothing about cars end up with amgs and rs<number>

do they just walk in the show room, ask for the top of the range one of them *points*, and the salesman just rubs his hands with glee?

probably yes, haha

Sort of but not quite!

Picture this........two women both with rich husbands (self-made). One woman gets a Bentley Continental GT, pretty well loaded with all the extras, then lo and behold some weeks later the other woman gets the same make and model of car BUT an even higher spec. Can't be out done no, no, no.

Both husbands being astute business men get the best deal possible.

The woman with the SL63 AMG is no fool though. She runs her business with her husband and knows how to 'haggle'. To be fair her knowledge of Mercs is good.

Some of the others seem to think it's clever to pay 'the ticket price' then sod me, they change the car within 12 months. Must lose a bloody fortune!!

One thing they all have in common though from my experience is they know which are the top models of the different marques and they know about optional extras. Tis a hard life lol.

I wouldn't put up with my husband shagging about just for a decent lifestyle..........I'd shag about as well.

[willhollin]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

I wouldn't put up with my husband shagging about just for a decent lifestyle..........I'd shag about as well.

Steve said he was really into his swinging, perhaps he was talking about the golf instead?

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by willhollin

Steve said he was really into his swinging, perhaps he was talking about the golf instead?

Doesn't play golf and isn't rich.........my own fault for living with a commoner from a council house. He'll love that comment.

You ever been invited to a swingers party then?

[willhollin]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Doesn't play golf and isn't rich.........my own fault for living with a commoner from a council house. He'll love that comment.

You ever been invited to a swingers party then?

Only once, never been invited back.

[beemerbird]

Maybe should have taken the dog Will.

[willhollin]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Maybe should have taken the dog Will.

I think that may have been the problem. One woman was scarred for life apparently.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by willhollin

I think that may have been the problem. One woman was scarred for life apparently.

You tore her fanny that hard?

[willhollin]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

You tore her fanny that hard?

Was like a windsock after.

[beemerbird]

How's your arse Carl?

[dxb335d]

Its ok, think I have the shits.

Cock is alright too. In need of penetrating a nice tight wet fanjita though!

[beemerbird]

Don't fart then.

Is that the effect voting has had on you then lol.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Don't fart then.

Is that the effect voting has had on you then lol.

Too late!

No, Just horny.

[mikeysix]

Originally Posted by willhollin

Was like a windsock after.

brilliant! or a barn door bangin in the wind!

[BGM]

what about, wizard sleeve?

this thread is scaring me now.. think i might unsubscribe