Flying Dog's Target Practice

yaja · 06-19-2006, 02:07 AM

This morning I left my baby outside because I was at a friend's house watching the HEAT whoop A$$. When I came out, WTF! SH!T was all over the hood of my car!! It must have been a flying dog, becuase there is no was a bird could leave piles like that!

I did not panic though! In my village in Germany it is not permitted to was your vehicle in your drive way, so you must go to a car wash facility. It was too early, and all of them were closed ( 6 hours ahead of EST). So, I just pulled into my garage, got my bucket, filled it with water, added just a little ofMeguiars car wash soap, and got my all purpose MF cloth and went to work. I was lucky because it rained really hard last night so the SH!T was still soft. I was able to wipe it all up. I then added a fresh coat of Meguairs gold class car polish, and the BLING IS BACK with no stains what so ever!

I must get a car cover for special occasions such as this one.

Brunotheboxer · 06-19-2006, 12:36 PM

that was no flying dog, you must have an enemy somewhere over there, or maybe they just were not a fan of your bmw.

edawg · 06-24-2006, 01:36 AM

holy crap!...literally

Mr. BMW · 06-26-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by yaja

This morning I left my baby outside because I was at a friend's house watching the HEAT whoop A$$. When I came out, WTF! SH!T was all over the hood of my car!! It must have been a flying dog, becuase there is no was a bird could leave piles like that!

I did not panic though! In my village in Germany it is not permitted to was your vehicle in your drive way, so you must go to a car wash facility. It was too early, and all of them were closed ( 6 hours ahead of EST). So, I just pulled into my garage, got my bucket, filled it with water, added just a little ofMeguiars car wash soap, and got my all purpose MF cloth and went to work. I was lucky because it rained really hard last night so the SH!T was still soft. I was able to wipe it all up. I then added a fresh coat of Meguairs gold class car polish, and the BLING IS BACK with no stains what so ever!

I must get a car cover for special occasions such as this one.

A dog or some other animal would have left scratches all over the hood. If it really is dog crap, someone must have put it there!

yaja · 06-26-2006, 08:36 AM

My point was that it was just as much crap as a dog would leave. Not that I think A dog actually left it.

06-19-2006, 02:07 AM	#1
yaja Private First Class 32 Rep 120 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe iTrader: (0)	Flying Dog's Target Practice This morning I left my baby outside because I was at a friend's house watching the HEAT whoop A$$. When I came out, WTF! SH!T was all over the hood of my car!! It must have been a flying dog, becuase there is no was a bird could leave piles like that! I did not panic though! In my village in Germany it is not permitted to was your vehicle in your drive way, so you must go to a car wash facility. It was too early, and all of them were closed ( 6 hours ahead of EST). So, I just pulled into my garage, got my bucket, filled it with water, added just a little ofMeguiars car wash soap, and got my all purpose MF cloth and went to work. I was lucky because it rained really hard last night so the SH!T was still soft. I was able to wipe it all up. I then added a fresh coat of Meguairs gold class car polish, and the BLING IS BACK with no stains what so ever! I must get a car cover for special occasions such as this one. __________________ MIAMI HEAT 2006 National Basketball Association CHAMPIONS
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Brunotheboxer Colonel 371 Rep 2,984 Posts Drives: 2014 Shelby GT500. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston/Cape Cod iTrader: (0)	that was no flying dog, you must have an enemy somewhere over there, or maybe they just were not a fan of your bmw. __________________ "...I maybe drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up..."
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yaja Private First Class 32 Rep 120 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe iTrader: (0)	My point was that it was just as much crap as a dog would leave. Not that I think A dog actually left it. __________________ MIAMI HEAT 2006 National Basketball Association CHAMPIONS
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