A drive at night.

mistry · 02-09-2009, 04:03 AM

Great write up, enjoyed reading it

This quote cracked me up.

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

All I can think about is what she would look like bent over my bonnet - naughty I know, but I feel predatory, its the BMW's fault

xenon · 02-09-2009, 04:04 AM

Blimey, that sounds like an article by Troy Queef from Sniff Petrol. "The 335D is a bitch, and I spanked it...."

Geoffo · 02-09-2009, 04:33 AM

Great read..Love driving over Snake pass.

DodgyFox · 02-09-2009, 04:39 AM

Sorry Gents,

I don't get the "Hero worship" response posts to this pretentious drivel

Better to have responded thus:-

"Excuse me, but you seem to have forgotten to boast about the size of your cock. I think you covered everything else."

xenon · 02-09-2009, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

She looks back, I dont know whether she is looking at me or the £40,000 piece of black metal that enshrouds me. I dont really care what she is thinking. All I can think about is what she would look like bent over my bonnet - naughty I know, but I feel predatory, its the BMW's fault; it brings out the best and the worst in me and I think the WPC knows it.

I would imagine it's absolutely huge.

creepy coupe · 02-09-2009, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

12 I love it when women stare and cant help themselves.
Matt

Maybe it's the clatter from your BMW diesel

xenon · 02-09-2009, 04:47 AM

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/category/troy-queef/

RagingKileak · 02-09-2009, 05:51 AM

Wow, heaven forbid that someone would post on a bulletin board and that others would respond!!

I bask in the glory of both negative and positive comments - because I MADE you write that in response to something I took the time to write, for your praise or criticism. Yes, you - so if you think I am a twat for it, then good, I still thank you!!

Matt

willhollin · 02-09-2009, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DodgyFox

Sorry Gents,

I don't get the "Hero worship" response posts to this pretentious drivel

Better to have responded thus:-

"Excuse me, but you seem to have forgotten to boast about the size of your cock. I think you covered everything else."

Great first post and contribution.

DodgyFox · 02-09-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Great first post and contribution.

Sorry to waste my first post on that one - I hope to contribute something of value in the near future.

RagingKileak · 02-09-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DodgyFox

Sorry to waste my first post on that one - I hope to contribute something of value in the near future.

I was hoping the same, but it seems whichever way you swing some c**t will have a go mate, its just a matter of time

Matt

-=TSL=- · 02-09-2009, 07:47 AM

Great piece of writing there! Sounded like you had fun, although it seems I need to venture more up North to find roads like that!

RagingKileak · 02-09-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by -=TSL=-

Great piece of writing there! Sounded like you had fun, although it seems I need to venture more up North to find roads like that!

I'm sure there are millions around mate, I believe Pistonheads have a databse of good ones, but its a lot smaller and underused than it should be!!!

I love finding a good road I never knew existed!!

Pure joy!

Matt

zltm089 · 05-17-2009, 08:39 AM

Great write up mate!!!....enjoyed reading that!!! had to look for it after reading your previous post about the Auto/ Manual gearbox thread...good stuff!!!

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xenon Major General 1399 Rep 8,083 Posts Drives: 2021 G21 330i M-Sport Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Coventry iTrader: (0)	Blimey, that sounds like an article by Troy Queef from Sniff Petrol. "The 335D is a bitch, and I spanked it...." __________________ Ian Current: 2021 G21 330i M-Sport Previous: 2018 A6 Avant S-Line MMI+, 2014 F31 320d M-Sport, 2013 F10 520d M-Sport, 2011 F10 530d M-Sport, 2008 320i M-Sport Coupe, 2002 325i, 2001 318i valvetronic, 1998 318i, 1996 525i, 1990 Porsche 944S2
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DodgyFox Registered 0 Rep 2 Posts Drives: X5 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Sorry Gents, I don't get the "Hero worship" response posts to this pretentious drivel Better to have responded thus:- "Excuse me, but you seem to have forgotten to boast about the size of your cock. I think you covered everything else."
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RagingKileak Brigadier General 191 Rep 4,655 Posts Drives: M3 CS Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (2)	Wow, heaven forbid that someone would post on a bulletin board and that others would respond!! I bask in the glory of both negative and positive comments - because I MADE you write that in response to something I took the time to write, for your praise or criticism. Yes, you - so if you think I am a twat for it, then good, I still thank you!! Matt
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