[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Carlos, il vostro italiano non è molto più meglio allora il vostro inglese

Hello Hotcoupe, was hoping you'd join in - if that is a literal translation - you've done it again. Well impressed.

See you changed your id badge thingy....nice.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Hello Hotcoupe, was hoping you'd join in - if that is a literal translation - you've done it again. Well impressed.

See you changed your id badge thingy....nice.

he can join in if he wants

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

You're certainly not backwards in coming forwards are you young Carlos!




Good afternoon Helen and thankyou

Hotcoupe - can you translate pse?

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

You're certainly not backwards in coming forwards are you young Carlos!




Good afternoon Helen and thankyou

Nope

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

he can join in if he wants

Best not Carlos - wouldn't want you to get left out

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Hotcoupe - can you translate pse?

i could have quite simply translated for you..?! if you had asked

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Best not Carlos - wouldn't want you to get left out

thats fine, id quite happily have you all to myself

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

thats fine, id quite happily have you all to myself

touche (can't do the accent jobbie over the 'e')

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I would hate to steal Carlos' (notice the accent jobbie!) thunder,I'm sure he will be along shortly to help you with the translation,assuming he's not busy with a client!

You may be interested in Carlos' (accent jobbie) other line of work :

www.carloshasawinkieforhire.co.uk

I didn't think you would but I had to ask If I've correctly worked out your humour, then I'm hoping you'll understand.

Shouldn't it be carloshasasmallhardlyusedwinkieforhire.co.uk.

[dxb335d]

lol, you Helen can have a 10% discount as your a forum member

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

lol, you Helen can have a 10% discount as your a forum member

You owe me the remaining 90% then, + VAT + surcharge for being a young 'member'. No student discounts mate

[beemerbird]

Hotcoupe; I can be quite transparent..................to some!

Cuts both ways then!

Am waiting with anticipation to hear about your car on the other thread.

[E92Fan]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

I was nearly going to ask if this was a piss take but.....

Carlos - if, like me you become mentally drained after a week at work, I will fully understand

Shit, I'd hate to work in social services...... right (deep breath), the reference to gobbing off was that it could be construed that I had been sarcastic/gobbed off to you in my reply re. rhetoric. Obviously this wasn't the intention - just mucking about. (With me so far?)

Evil then came back with his witty retort & I merely acknowledged the same. Therefore in conclusion, no-one has officially gobbed off. It's all a play on words, made possible by the fact that (most of us) speak the english language.

End of sermon

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the unholy Carlos, AMEN!!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I can be quite transparent..................to some!



No comment

you told me you thought it was big

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by E92Fan

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the unholy Carlos, AMEN!!

Indeed.

[dxb335d]

whats actually wrong with it HC

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

whats actually wrong with it HC

Carlos - Hotcoupe posted a thread about his car on 17/10.

Think for now it's best to respect his wishes. I'm sure he'll update on the relevant thread when he feels so inclined.

I've had this with a new car a while ago - it just taints the whole experience. But WHEN everything is sorted, it is eventually possible to enjoy the car.

[Z4 Beemer]

In terms of the number of Views, this is the 9th most popular thread in the Uk forum.

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

who gobbed off? i didnt upset you did i darling? i didnt mean to

Carlos, you have more 'front' than Brighton

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

Carlos, you do know that BB is actually the alter ego of Viv don't you?

Originally Posted by dxb335d

REALLY?

Originally Posted by dxb335d

there saying your Viv really, ie viv pretending to be BB, is this true?

HAVE I FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A PHONY

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos - NO - it's me honest.

Originally Posted by peterg1965

BB, I was just playing to Carlos' sense of insecurity by joking that you were not in fact who we think you are (a BMW driving laydee) but are in fact an alter ego of ViVeUK (aka Sergei) who is an avid, and amusing, contributor of this parish

Of course this 'suggestion' caused much confusion in carlos' mind

Make sense?

First there was 'Gordon',

'Viv inventing a 'lass', just to wind up Carslosh, un-f***ing-believable...'

Then came Sergei,

'Hallos. beemerbird is makings up? No ways, yes?'


...and now, beemerbird?

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Absolutely - stunning, gorgeous, intense etc... Can you smell it as well?

Originally Posted by dxb335d

HMMMM, yeah i think i can, smells good.. what is it..?

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Bullshit!!

Now, does that really sound like the sort of thing I'd do?!

Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

First there was 'Gordon',

'Viv inventing a 'lass', just to wind up Carslosh, un-f***ing-believable...'

Then came Sergei,

'Hallos. beemerbird is makings up? No ways, yes?'


...and now, beemerbird?




Now, does that really sound like the sort of thing I'd do?!

Viv

did ypou make it up then

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

did ypou make it up then

Come on Carlabuse, would I really do such a thing?!

Viv