[Z4 Beemer]

Spill the beans - is Beemerbird really you Viv?

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

Spill the beans - is Beemerbird really you Viv?

Gordon & Carlegitimatelyannoyed, I can categorically state that although it could be 'my work', it actually isn't, ok. Honestly.

I'm sure Helen will find a pic on Google Images to suggest she really exists, some time soon?!

Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

Gordon & Carlegitimatelyannoyed, I can categorically state that although it could be 'my work', it actually isn't, ok. Honestly.

I'm sure Helen will find a pic on Google Images to suggest she really exists, some time soon?!

Viv

i cant wait

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I'm sure Helen would not need to use Google Viv,or do you know something we don't? (No offence Helen)

Looking forward to Carlos' reaction though,it will be akin to an 80yr old virgin,who's done nothing else for the last 68yrs but 'spank the pony'!

That depends on the type of 'image' Helen wants to portray of herself to Carlostforwords, HC!

Viv

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I'm sure Helen would not need to use Google Viv,or do you know something we don't? (No offence Helen)

Looking forward to Carlos' reaction though,it will be akin to an 80yr old virgin,who's done nothing else for the last 68yrs but 'spank the pony'!

Evening all (Carlos' latest thread tee hee!).

Right, I was going to drag this out but Carlos sent me various PM's yesterday and knows my plans & would probably spill the beans. Tomorrow I will be posting pics. of the car after having washed it first........then after having taken the valium, will post pics of my ugly mug. As conclusive proof, it will be me standing next to the car. Streuth I'm nervous already now!!! Just to get any blonde jokes over with straight away - yes I'm blonde (well not naturally - fair hair really - highlighted), long with loose perm. So there.

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Just to get any blonde jokes over with straight away - yes I'm blonde (well not naturally - fair hair really - highlighted), long with loose perm. So there.

perm????? I am thinking Deidre Barlow in her heyday Just joking BB

[dxb335d]

im blonde, but el' naturel

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

im blonde, but el' naturel

more detail than I wanted to know !

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

more detail than I wanted to know !

what?? you have seen my head?? its blonde aint it? and very very natural

if you mean downstairs? im darky not pitch ' but dark all the same

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

what?? you have seen my head?? its blonde aint it? and very very natural

if you mean downstairs? im darky not pitch ' but dark all the same

Sorry, carlos, you are right, you do have a blonde 'syrup'

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

perm????? I am thinking Deidre Barlow in her heyday Just joking BB

Bloody hell no!!!! No glasses/contact lenses & there are different types of perms you know. Oh you'll just have to wait & see if you're bothered.

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Bloody hell no!!!! No glasses/contact lenses & there are different types of perms you know. Oh you'll just have to wait & see if you're bothered.

Phew.......

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Bloody hell no!!!! No glasses/contact lenses & there are different types of perms you know. Oh you'll just have to wait & see if you're bothered.

im bothered

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

im bothered

You're always bothered Carlos.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I'm sure Helen would not need to use Google Viv,or do you know something we don't? (No offence Helen)

Looking forward to Carlos' reaction though,it will be akin to an 80yr old virgin,who's done nothing else for the last 68yrs but 'spank the pony'!

Hello Hotcoupe no offence taken. I should have replied to this one first but there was so much to read.

The thought of Carlos & all that 'spanking'. Trying not to imagine his c..e face

How are you tonight?

[mjh93sa]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Just to get any blonde jokes over with straight away - yes I'm blonde (well not naturally - fair hair really - highlighted), long with loose perm. So there.

Ok, here's a few...

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by a train!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Good evening Helen, glad to hear your 'rooting' for the boys tonight,hoping for a win, but based on previous,the omens are not good.

To make your viewing more enjoyable,may I suggest you imagine Carlos as Johnny Wilkinson, it will make your enjoyment of all those hunky rugger types more complete.

I'm sure Viv, would do you a photoshop of Carlos as Johnny, and you could print it out & frame it.One of my better ideas,I'm sure you will agree.


Tonight, I am mainly wearing black (Armani,of course), it reflects my mood quite aptly!

Enjoy the game,fingers crossed (Eng 3 / SA 6 )

Yes I know - just said to Peter, if SA play on previous form ie. start to play dirty, they may give away penalties or even better - player in the sin bin.

Yes a photoshop of ........ would be nice I agree.

Oh dear - understood. PM if you want.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by mjh93sa

Ok, here's a few...

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by a train!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Nice one - priceless!

[steph.uk]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Firstly, there was nothing wrong with the 330i - that exhaust note is lovely & that silky smooth engine.... As I'm going to be travelling to France a bit more, the old gremlin of fuel consumption reared its ugly head. I never got more than 28 mpg from the 330i & southern france is a lot of petrol. Got a test drive in an E92 335d & was surprised to say the least at both the power & fuel figures. I'm not trying to be clever, but I don't dawdle about, I did drive it quite hard - salesman made a few comments (all nice). To be honest I never thought I'd end up buying an oil burner. The 335d has definately quashed any misgivings I had about diesels.

Hey Beemerbird

Welcome to the forum, have not read all the thread as yet, but wonder were in France you travel to. Being French, I thought that might be a nice introduction lol

Steph

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by steph.uk

Hey Beemerbird

Welcome to the forum, have not read all the thread as yet, but wonder were in France you travel to. Being French, I thought that might be a nice introduction lol

Steph

Hello steph.uk & ta for t'welcome.

Mind you don't strain your eyes if you read all of this never ending thread.

Take it that your 'dialect' is French with a Glasgow kiss accent then.

BTW - no 'effin' reference to the rugby (if you are a rugby fan).

[peterg1965]

Just to keep this one going ................. shame if it failed to become the highest ranking thread!

[Z4 Beemer]

We might be able to nudge it into 4th place...