F***ing Angry And Rude Thread

tbracing · 07-09-2011, 03:42 AM

Stationed overseas sucks BALLS!!!! Ordered a CF lip for my bran spankin new E90, took 2 month to get here cuz box is to big to ship USPS and FEDEX wont deliver to base. And SURE AS SHIT the lip came in cracked!!!!! And now I want a CF diffuser but damn if I am going to wait another 2 months just so it will come in cracked too

zltm089 · 07-25-2011, 05:18 AM

fcukin bitch on her bicycle this morning....hope u break ur leg! rude cant...

fat bitch...

i was about to turn left in a road....indicated....and everything....

but i saw her coming, so i waited before turning into the road....she started givin dirty looks and shouted etc......fcukin bitch.....i should have just turned in and let her smash into my rear!....would have been her fault anyways.....stupid cow!....

Danny.B. · 07-25-2011, 01:00 PM

Feck privelage for telling me they will not insurer me if i mod the car!

Got to wait 15months untill i can even tint my windows, or get some m tech front splitters, or a remap :-(

CANTS!

dxb335d · 07-25-2011, 01:15 PM

I got to drive to Nottingham tomorow google maps says it's 2.5 hours. fackin great.

Billyray911 · 08-22-2011, 03:06 PM

Spunkbubble,cocknockers and pissflaps...

My car failed it's MOT today with two *cracked rear alloys-MV3's!
How the fack they both cracked,I haven't a scooby.I've not hit any potholes and there's no damage to the tyres or suspension.
However,it brought my future purchase of some 19" CSL GTS alloys with ultrac sessanta boots forward-courtesy of BM Autosport and Camskill.
All in all,spending £1300 in a couple of hours wasn't quite how I wanted to finish my day,but hey-ho...

...wankbiscuit!

dxb335d · 08-24-2011, 10:24 AM

Shit mate, that is not good!

Billyray911 · 08-24-2011, 10:48 AM

Tell me about it-new wheels in a day or so though,so not all bad!

Slow_335i · 08-24-2011, 10:56 AM

This is so much negative energy in this thread!!

i like it lol

Billyray911 · 08-24-2011, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow_335i

This is so much negative energy in this thread!!

i like it lol

I've chilled bit now-still hurts though!!!

dxb335d · 08-24-2011, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow_335i

This is so much negative energy in this thread!!

i like it lol

Thats what this thread is all about... VENTING THAT ANGER

Phhheeewwww......... ahhhh.

Feel better now.

Dave_3 · 09-24-2011, 06:57 AM

Spent yesterday afternoon taking a long scratch out of my door.

My car was sitting down the side of my mum's house. Gardener was around - I asked him if he needed the car moved. He said no.

Look out later to see him leaving with a big ladder. And my mum saying he was moving a few big bags of branches. He was away before I could speak with him.

Fanging. I F%&*ing asked him if he wanted my car moved. His negative answer suggested to me he didn't need to get by with anything .... but no. F$%$^face decides to squeeze by with a ladder and cut branches.

Had to use very fine wet and dry and lots of cutting polish. Car looked like Palmnut's M3 - all cloudy and matt when I was working on it. But now much, much better.

D.

dxb335d · 09-24-2011, 04:03 PM

Dave how annoying mate. What a complete cant the bloke must be.

RockIt · 09-24-2011, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave_3

Spent yesterday afternoon taking a long scratch out of my door.

My car was sitting down the side of my mum's house. Gardener was around - I asked him if he needed the car moved. He said no.

Look out later to see him leaving with a big ladder. And my mum saying he was moving a few big bags of branches. He was away before I could speak with him.

Fanging. I F%&*ing asked him if he wanted my car moved. His negative answer suggested to me he didn't need to get by with anything .... but no. F$%$^face decides to squeeze by with a ladder and cut branches.

Had to use very fine wet and dry and lots of cutting polish. Car looked like Palmnut's M3 - all cloudy and matt when I was working on it. But now much, much better.

D.

Total cant. No more needs to be said.

Dave_3 · 11-08-2011, 11:43 AM

Pants.

Unable to locate any wireless networks with my iPad.

My laptops can see many networks.

Reset the iPad, reset the network settings, then finally reset to factory and re-installed backups.

Nada. My Wireless Router can see all my attached devices - not a peep from the iPad.

Going cold turkey .... didn't realise how much I used the damn thing in the house. Staring at the walls now. Cold sweat forming on my brow. Listless. Twitchy.

Looks like a trip to the Apple shop tomorrow. Hopefuly not too pricey to repair. Really don't want to buy another one.

Annoying, I was taking it with me to Birmingham this weekend.

D.

Oh yes, and a follow up to the above post I made - Gardener sheepishly mentioned to my mum he "might have brushed against my car", but decided to leave and only spilled the beans after I was away.

E90Mario · 11-08-2011, 11:48 AM

I don't even know why I'm in the UK section.. Fuckkkkkkkkkk

Billyray911 · 11-08-2011, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARIO K

I don't even know why I'm in the UK section.. Fuckkkkkkkkkk

Coz we're facking awesome-cant!

Carjack · 11-08-2011, 12:52 PM

Last night, had a quick shower in the gym, came back, all gym kit stolen:-

10 year old trainers
sweaty tee shirt
sweaty shorts
sweaty socks

There is no doubt, some people are bonkers and will steal anything!

Should have put all in locker, but put on the bench seat, as I've done for the last 10 years or so. Never thought anybody would nick a set of rough looking and dirty gym kit!

I live & learn!

zltm089 · 11-08-2011, 01:06 PM

London mate...people would steal dog shit here!...motherf8ckers...

And to that fackin cant lorry driver in the right hand lane on the A12....fackin retarded holding everyone up!... Move out of MY lane twat!...

dxb335d · 12-27-2011, 11:22 AM

To all the F***ing morons on the M11 earlier. Sod the Chrimbo facking spirit, you all needed to FUCK OFF with your shit driving!

zltm089 · 12-27-2011, 11:26 AM

to that d*ckhead in the Audi....you f*cking retarded animal c*nt....use your indicators and stop cutting in front of me....its f*cking xmas!...

dxb335d · 12-27-2011, 11:34 AM

Oh and to the F***ing TWAT in the PT Cruiser (who the fuck buys one of those

) fuckin hell. You must be one freakingly shit, nervous driver!! Your a bell end and you caused me anger with your pathetic driving.

Kerr · 12-27-2011, 12:05 PM

Sorry.

Please excuse the driving as I was drunk at the time.

07-09-2011, 03:42 AM	#287
tbracing Lieutenant 22 Rep 413 Posts Drives: 1993 318I/ 2011 335i Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: At home :) iTrader: (0)	Stationed overseas sucks BALLS!!!! Ordered a CF lip for my bran spankin new E90, took 2 month to get here cuz box is to big to ship USPS and FEDEX wont deliver to base. And SURE AS SHIT the lip came in cracked!!!!! And now I want a CF diffuser but damn if I am going to wait another 2 months just so it will come in cracked too
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07-25-2011, 05:18 AM	#288
zltm089 Banned 242 Rep 7,690 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	fcukin bitch on her bicycle this morning....hope u break ur leg! rude cant... fat bitch... i was about to turn left in a road....indicated....and everything.... but i saw her coming, so i waited before turning into the road....she started givin dirty looks and shouted etc......fcukin bitch.....i should have just turned in and let her smash into my rear!....would have been her fault anyways.....stupid cow!....
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07-25-2011, 01:00 PM	#289
Danny.B. Lieutenant Colonel 94 Rep 1,581 Posts Drives: E90 330d M Sport Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: England - Lincolnshire iTrader: (1)	Feck privelage for telling me they will not insurer me if i mod the car! Got to wait 15months untill i can even tint my windows, or get some m tech front splitters, or a remap :-( CANTS!
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07-25-2011, 01:15 PM	#290
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	I got to drive to Nottingham tomorow google maps says it's 2.5 hours. fackin great. __________________ 997.2 GT3
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08-22-2011, 03:06 PM	#291
Billyray911 Brigadier General 196 Rep 3,500 Posts Drives: Blah Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mind your own business...no,really. iTrader: (6)	Spunkbubble,cocknockers and pissflaps... My car failed it's MOT today with two *cracked rear alloys-MV3's! How the fack they both cracked,I haven't a scooby.I've not hit any potholes and there's no damage to the tyres or suspension. However,it brought my future purchase of some 19" CSL GTS alloys with ultrac sessanta boots forward-courtesy of BM Autosport and Camskill. All in all,spending £1300 in a couple of hours wasn't quite how I wanted to finish my day,but hey-ho... ...wankbiscuit!
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08-24-2011, 10:24 AM	#292
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	Shit mate, that is not good! __________________ 997.2 GT3
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08-24-2011, 10:48 AM	#293
Billyray911 Brigadier General 196 Rep 3,500 Posts Drives: Blah Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mind your own business...no,really. iTrader: (6)	Tell me about it-new wheels in a day or so though,so not all bad!
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08-24-2011, 10:56 AM	#294
Slow_335i Daily Driven! 184 Rep 2,516 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Illinois iTrader: (11) Garage List 2008 BMW 335I [7.02]	This is so much negative energy in this thread!! i like it lol __________________
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09-24-2011, 06:57 AM	#297
Dave_3 Brigadier General 652 Rep 3,445 Posts Drives: G22 M440D Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: CH / SCO iTrader: (0) Garage List 1973 Escort RS2000 MK1 [10.00]	Spent yesterday afternoon taking a long scratch out of my door. My car was sitting down the side of my mum's house. Gardener was around - I asked him if he needed the car moved. He said no. Look out later to see him leaving with a big ladder. And my mum saying he was moving a few big bags of branches. He was away before I could speak with him. Fanging. I F%&*ing asked him if he wanted my car moved. His negative answer suggested to me he didn't need to get by with anything .... but no. F$%$^face decides to squeeze by with a ladder and cut branches. Had to use very fine wet and dry and lots of cutting polish. Car looked like Palmnut's M3 - all cloudy and matt when I was working on it. But now much, much better. D. __________________ Escort Mk1 RS2000 (2.1 2x44IDFS, BVH, Kent FR32, 5spd, 180 BHP) : M440D ¦ Previously : F32 435D : F32 430D M Sport sDrive, 335D E92 2006
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09-24-2011, 04:03 PM	#298
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	Dave how annoying mate. What a complete cant the bloke must be. __________________ 997.2 GT3
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11-08-2011, 11:43 AM	#300
Dave_3 Brigadier General 652 Rep 3,445 Posts Drives: G22 M440D Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: CH / SCO iTrader: (0) Garage List 1973 Escort RS2000 MK1 [10.00]	Pants. Unable to locate any wireless networks with my iPad. My laptops can see many networks. Reset the iPad, reset the network settings, then finally reset to factory and re-installed backups. Nada. My Wireless Router can see all my attached devices - not a peep from the iPad. Going cold turkey .... didn't realise how much I used the damn thing in the house. Staring at the walls now. Cold sweat forming on my brow. Listless. Twitchy. Looks like a trip to the Apple shop tomorrow. Hopefuly not too pricey to repair. Really don't want to buy another one. Annoying, I was taking it with me to Birmingham this weekend. D. Oh yes, and a follow up to the above post I made - Gardener sheepishly mentioned to my mum he "might have brushed against my car", but decided to leave and only spilled the beans after I was away. __________________ Escort Mk1 RS2000 (2.1 2x44IDFS, BVH, Kent FR32, 5spd, 180 BHP) : M440D ¦ Previously : F32 435D : F32 430D M Sport sDrive, 335D E92 2006
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11-08-2011, 11:48 AM	#301
E90Mario Brigadier General 395 Rep 3,639 Posts Drives: ESS E90 M3 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (10)	I don't even know why I'm in the UK section.. Fuckkkkkkkkkk __________________
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11-08-2011, 12:52 PM	#303
Carjack Stormtrooper 169 Rep 806 Posts Drives: 330i G20 M-Sport Portimao Blue Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Last night, had a quick shower in the gym, came back, all gym kit stolen:- 10 year old trainers sweaty tee shirt sweaty shorts sweaty socks There is no doubt, some people are bonkers and will steal anything! Should have put all in locker, but put on the bench seat, as I've done for the last 10 years or so. Never thought anybody would nick a set of rough looking and dirty gym kit! I live & learn!
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11-08-2011, 01:06 PM	#304
zltm089 Banned 242 Rep 7,690 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	London mate...people would steal dog shit here!...motherf8ckers... And to that fackin cant lorry driver in the right hand lane on the A12....fackin retarded holding everyone up!... Move out of MY lane twat!...
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12-27-2011, 11:22 AM	#305
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	To all the F***ing morons on the M11 earlier. Sod the Chrimbo facking spirit, you all needed to FUCK OFF with your shit driving! __________________ 997.2 GT3
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12-27-2011, 11:26 AM	#306
zltm089 Banned 242 Rep 7,690 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	to that dckhead in the Audi....you fcking retarded animal cnt....use your indicators and stop cutting in front of me....its fcking xmas!...
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12-27-2011, 11:34 AM	#307
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	Oh and to the F***ing TWAT in the PT Cruiser (who the fuck buys one of those) fuckin hell. You must be one freakingly shit, nervous driver!! Your a bell end and you caused me anger with your pathetic driving. __________________ 997.2 GT3
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12-27-2011, 12:05 PM	#308
Kerr Brigadier General 112 Rep 4,021 Posts Drives: BMW M235I Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Aberdeen iTrader: (0)	Sorry. Please excuse the driving as I was drunk at the time.
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