335, first car question

Rsoxs19 · 07-08-2016, 09:43 PM

So I recently turned 16 and got my 2007 335i e92. I was wondering how to make it faster since it's so slow. I've already installed jb4 tune, vrsf inter cooler and charge pipe. Hks bov and a cold air intake. Dp's ready to be put in. I need to make it the fastest BMW in my area ( Albany, NY) I've tried everything to make it fast but to no avail. If you have any suggestions on how to make it faster that would be great, Thanks!

Brettb1234 · 07-08-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rsoxs19

So I recently turned 16 and got my 2007 335i e92. I was wondering how to make it faster since it's so slow. I've already installed jb4 tune, vrsf inter cooler and charge pipe. Hks bov and a cold air intake. Dp's ready to be put in. I need to make it the fastest BMW in my area ( Albany, NY) I've tried everything to make it fast but to no avail. If you have any suggestions on how to make it faster that would be great, Thanks!

Way too obvious

DF · 07-08-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Brettb1234

Way too obvious

Weaaayyyyyyyyy

Rsoxs19 · 07-08-2016, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DF

Weaaayyyyyyyyy

What's obvious? I literally can't get a straight answer.

Delta0311 · 07-08-2016, 10:02 PM

Enlarge your penis next. It's obvious your tiny penis is trying to overcompensate by having your put all your efforts into HP gains. Yes you might tear it up on the track but at this rate you will not be tearing anything up between th sheets.

Rsoxs19 · 07-08-2016, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Enlarge your penis next. It's obvious your tiny penis is trying to overcompensate by having your put all your efforts into HP gains. Yes you might tear it up on the track but at this rate you will not be tearing anything up between th sheets.

Wow, all I want to know is how to make it faster...

LMB335IS · 07-08-2016, 10:12 PM

Stickers, lot of 'em. Then a nice stretch and poke.

Delta0311 · 07-08-2016, 10:16 PM

Plasti dip everything from seats to wheels.

Vitalität · 07-08-2016, 10:16 PM

How to make 335 fast since its too slow. Old tricks. Yeah too obvious.

Delta0311 · 07-08-2016, 10:17 PM

Get a 325 and drive it around for a few weeks then get into the 335. Problem solved.

ArcticRik · 07-08-2016, 10:20 PM

Should have gotten an M3 if you think the 335i is too slow...

andydna15 · 07-08-2016, 10:31 PM

First thing I would do is weight reduction. Draining out all the oil from the car and doing a couple test pulls to see how the car adapts.

Needbmwpartzz · 07-08-2016, 10:37 PM

Sell and get 458 speciale

08TUNDRA · 07-08-2016, 10:38 PM

Add corn syrup in your fuel tank it's basically concentrated e85. You will gain at least 80hp to the crank.

08njSTEP · 07-08-2016, 10:41 PM

Damn....brutal. If you're really 16 and really have a too slow 335. I would suggest you buy a 1000+ cc motorcycle. Be aware that there are a lot of adults here and show class and respect in your posts. This group can be kind, friendly and helpful....or very mean, cruel and dismissive.

hellokitty · 07-09-2016, 12:38 AM

win thread

335NJ · 07-09-2016, 12:46 AM

22" wheels. Bigger wheels cover more ground (faster car)

PureE92 · 07-09-2016, 12:59 AM

Trade it in for a 328i

08TUNDRA · 07-09-2016, 01:31 AM

I was 16 when I bought my 335i im 18 now haven't gotten pulled over and no accidents since, I worked my ass off to get this car and spend hours maintaining it. If this OP is for real it's really annoying becuase people like you give young people like me a bad image. I agree with @08njSTEP buy a 1000cc sport bike and it won't be long untill you are just a stain on the road if you drive the way you act. Grow up or stop trolling forums are supposed to be a helpful place and you're useless. If you truly wanted to make more power theres plenty of threads on how to do it.

Miller335 · 07-09-2016, 02:24 AM

This car traps 105mph stock, that isn't slow.

mjn77 · 07-09-2016, 02:42 AM

Ha ha, trolls.

F22_Raptor · 07-09-2016, 05:46 AM

Jet Fuel.

07-08-2016, 09:43 PM	#1
Rsoxs19 First Lieutenant 65 Rep 342 Posts Drives: 2007 335i E92 Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Albany, New York iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [10.00] 2011 BMW X5 35d [0.00]	335, first car question So I recently turned 16 and got my 2007 335i e92. I was wondering how to make it faster since it's so slow. I've already installed jb4 tune, vrsf inter cooler and charge pipe. Hks bov and a cold air intake. Dp's ready to be put in. I need to make it the fastest BMW in my area ( Albany, NY) I've tried everything to make it fast but to no avail. If you have any suggestions on how to make it faster that would be great, Thanks!
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07-08-2016, 10:02 PM	#5
Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Enlarge your penis next. It's obvious your tiny penis is trying to overcompensate by having your put all your efforts into HP gains. Yes you might tear it up on the track but at this rate you will not be tearing anything up between th sheets.
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Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Plasti dip everything from seats to wheels.
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Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Get a 325 and drive it around for a few weeks then get into the 335. Problem solved.
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07-08-2016, 10:20 PM	#11
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07-08-2016, 10:31 PM	#12
andydna15 Second Lieutenant 55 Rep 254 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: oc iTrader: (4)	First thing I would do is weight reduction. Draining out all the oil from the car and doing a couple test pulls to see how the car adapts.
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07-08-2016, 10:37 PM	#13
Needbmwpartzz Colonel 851 Rep 2,793 Posts Drives: 2009 bmw 328i x-drive Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Kitchener/Waterloo iTrader: (0)	Sell and get 458 speciale
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07-08-2016, 10:38 PM	#14
08TUNDRA Lieutenant 125 Rep 445 Posts Drives: 2008 e92 335i Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: San Diego CA iTrader: (6)	Add corn syrup in your fuel tank it's basically concentrated e85. You will gain at least 80hp to the crank.
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07-08-2016, 10:41 PM	#15
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	Damn....brutal. If you're really 16 and really have a too slow 335. I would suggest you buy a 1000+ cc motorcycle. Be aware that there are a lot of adults here and show class and respect in your posts. This group can be kind, friendly and helpful....or very mean, cruel and dismissive.
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07-09-2016, 12:59 AM	#18
PureE92 First Lieutenant 90 Rep 315 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Trade it in for a 328i
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07-09-2016, 01:31 AM	#19
08TUNDRA Lieutenant 125 Rep 445 Posts Drives: 2008 e92 335i Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: San Diego CA iTrader: (6)	I was 16 when I bought my 335i im 18 now haven't gotten pulled over and no accidents since, I worked my ass off to get this car and spend hours maintaining it. If this OP is for real it's really annoying becuase people like you give young people like me a bad image. I agree with @08njSTEP buy a 1000cc sport bike and it won't be long untill you are just a stain on the road if you drive the way you act. Grow up or stop trolling forums are supposed to be a helpful place and you're useless. If you truly wanted to make more power theres plenty of threads on how to do it.
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07-09-2016, 02:24 AM	#20
Miller335 Colonel 291 Rep 2,189 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	This car traps 105mph stock, that isn't slow. __________________ 2007 E92 335 6MT w/335is clutch FBO MHD E60 Wedge map 49k miles
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mjn77 Lieutenant Colonel 1073 Rep 1,956 Posts Drives: E90 M3 LCI Jerez Black Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Herts, UK iTrader: (2) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [0.00]	Ha ha, trolls.
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F22_Raptor Lieutenant 118 Rep 424 Posts Drives: 2008 328i Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Touring CA iTrader: (0)	Jet Fuel.
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