Found this note on my windshield today

nyfinest · 11-29-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Chen

I think that they are doing this just for fun

You "da man"......If they are for real it could get interesting......They are obviously aware that only real men drive BMW's!!!!

Mark Chen · 11-29-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

ok Mark...as follows.

Dear Future Sex Slaves,

It is with my utmost saddening displeasure that you did not leave your numbers for me to call you. I am very saddened by this and have been smelling the paper to get the sweet smell of you fine ass hoes. Please leave your names and numbers so that I could be in contact with you.

Forever yours,
Mark the BMW guy.

sounds not bad

garyhgaryh · 11-29-2007, 04:52 PM

That happened to me once in college, but they never wrote back again! Figured it was a prank.

Mark Chen · 11-29-2007, 05:05 PM

I remember that about 3 weeks ago
one day my car was super dirty
there was dust coated on my car(because there was a road work on the street in front of my house the night before)
because I left home eraly in the morning.
I didn't notice how dirty my car was until I arrive school
after classes finished
I went to the same pakring lot and saw there were two girl's name on my windshield
one name is "Jenn Livi"
also told me to wash my car ASAP
said that she drives BMW,too
I guess they are the same girls

denlin68 · 11-29-2007, 05:07 PM

"不知道會不會是詐騙集團 " LOL that might happen more in taiwan ~ yaeh dude its probably guys Just dont let them into ur car, they might rape u kidding haha find out who they are !

Placey · 11-29-2007, 05:13 PM

From my hidden camera...

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3pete3the5greekI · 11-29-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Placey

From my hidden camera...

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hahah lmfao....

yo mark..deff is!!

Joonsup · 11-29-2007, 05:19 PM

i'd put a vid camera in your car pointing at where you'll leave the note and on the note put "smile beotch you're on camera!". haha

Excellence · 11-29-2007, 05:27 PM

Hot 16s

Slay them both!

007e92 · 11-29-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Placey

From my hidden camera...

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aaaahahahahhahahhahaahahahahahahahaha

ejazbmw · 11-29-2007, 05:43 PM

hmm damn if someone did that to me in college I'd probably wouldn't respond back, thats like middle school crap....

Placey · 11-29-2007, 05:50 PM

I did it to someone when i was away at school in a walmart parking lot....
they actually called me back.... and more.....

MmMmMm... southern girls.... man i miss those girls....
do i miss those southern girls......

Mikewarlover · 11-29-2007, 06:23 PM

they might just be gold diggers u noe or they just wanna rape u!!

DrewKo · 11-29-2007, 06:46 PM

F'it man...leave a note and ask for their nos. and ask what cars they drive. Also, xerox your cock and let them know what to expect.

uhaulball · 11-29-2007, 06:59 PM

things to look forward to on monday:

- Heroes
- Mark's update

manraj · 11-29-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by uhaulball

things to look forward to on monday:

- Heroes
- Mark's update

+1

Fzara2000 · 11-29-2007, 08:44 PM

this is gonna get real good soon...mark if you do hit it off with them ask them if they got any sisters, older sisters that is

Eazyrock · 11-30-2007, 06:02 AM

Holy shit this thread is entertaining.

"I am very saddened by this and have been smelling the paper to get the sweet smell of you fine ass hoes."

That had me on the floor.

Its gonna be such a let down if we don't hear back anything on Monday. Got my fingers crossed.

Comet · 11-30-2007, 06:49 AM

Subscribed :P :P

looking way, way forward to monday

I'm sure one of them is fat though

aviador · 11-30-2007, 07:08 AM

I could be wrong but it looks like those lips came from the same person. Same indentation on the right upper. The writing does look to be female though, just be careful I think she's a really big mama.

fizzle · 11-30-2007, 09:07 AM

haha this is bringing people from all across the country. this is the thread of the year!

Maestro · 11-30-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Placey

From my hidden camera...

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Gee everyone is living through your experience here do not let down...

11-29-2007, 04:52 PM	#69
garyhgaryh Major 78 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: Supercharged e30 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: santa cruz iTrader: (4)	That happened to me once in college, but they never wrote back again! Figured it was a prank.
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Mark Chen Colonel 113 Rep 2,889 Posts Drives: 11' E93 M3 LMB Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Taipei iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW E93 M3 [0.00]	I remember that about 3 weeks ago one day my car was super dirty there was dust coated on my car(because there was a road work on the street in front of my house the night before) because I left home eraly in the morning. I didn't notice how dirty my car was until I arrive school after classes finished I went to the same pakring lot and saw there were two girl's name on my windshield one name is "Jenn Livi" also told me to wash my car ASAP said that she drives BMW,too I guess they are the same girls __________________ 11' LMB E93///M3 KW V3 / 19" BBS LM DB-SLD 20th limited edition / AP Racing Pro 5000+ BBK / Akrapovic Evolution Line Exhaust / Arkym Rear Diffuser /Dinan Stage 2 Engine Transmission software Last edited by Mark Chen; 11-29-2007 at 07:45 PM..
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denlin68 台妹爱我 14 Rep 323 Posts Drives: 2012 Evolution X Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Earth, Solar System iTrader: (1)	"不知道會不會是詐騙集團 " LOL that might happen more in taiwan ~ yaeh dude its probably guys Just dont let them into ur car, they might rape u kidding haha find out who they are ! __________________ 台客 2003 BMW 330i SOLD 2008 BMW 335i SOLD 2012 Mitsubishi Evolution X Current 2013 BMWX1 xDrive28i Current
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11-29-2007, 05:13 PM	#72
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11-29-2007, 05:19 PM	#74
Joonsup Lieutenant General 322 Rep 17,316 Posts Drives: E92 M3, E30 325i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8) Garage List 2008 BMW M3 [9.50]	i'd put a vid camera in your car pointing at where you'll leave the note and on the note put "smile beotch you're on camera!". haha
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11-29-2007, 05:27 PM	#75
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ejazbmw blahhh 302 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	hmm damn if someone did that to me in college I'd probably wouldn't respond back, thats like middle school crap....
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11-29-2007, 05:50 PM	#78
Placey First Lieutenant 15 Rep 367 Posts Drives: 08 Z4 3.0SI Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Upstate New York iTrader: (1)	I did it to someone when i was away at school in a walmart parking lot.... they actually called me back.... and more..... MmMmMm... southern girls.... man i miss those girls.... do i miss those southern girls......
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11-29-2007, 06:23 PM	#79
Mikewarlover Major 40 Rep 1,165 Posts Drives: white Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Richmond BC iTrader: (0)	they might just be gold diggers u noe or they just wanna rape u!!
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11-29-2007, 06:46 PM	#80
DrewKo Lieutenant Colonel 44 Rep 1,568 Posts Drives: 335i Montego Blue Saddle Brown Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	F'it man...leave a note and ask for their nos. and ask what cars they drive. Also, xerox your cock and let them know what to expect.
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11-29-2007, 06:59 PM	#81
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11-29-2007, 08:44 PM	#83
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11-30-2007, 06:02 AM	#84
Eazyrock Major 31 Rep 1,284 Posts Drives: 08' Helix 335i E93 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jersey City, NJ iTrader: (0)	Holy shit this thread is entertaining. "I am very saddened by this and have been smelling the paper to get the sweet smell of you fine ass hoes." That had me on the floor. Its gonna be such a let down if we don't hear back anything on Monday. Got my fingers crossed. __________________
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11-30-2007, 06:49 AM	#85
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11-30-2007, 07:08 AM	#86
aviador Private 8 Rep 85 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (1)	I could be wrong but it looks like those lips came from the same person. Same indentation on the right upper. The writing does look to be female though, just be careful I think she's a really big mama. __________________ The only way to travel besides a Bimmer
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11-30-2007, 09:07 AM	#87
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