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      09-05-2012, 12:41 PM   #1
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Help! I can't sleep at night...

So I met this virgin chick (or so she says) exactly nine days ago and she lost her virginity to me three days ago and she has been wanting it non stop for three days now and its not just once but more like five times a night. She would start at 11 and we would be done at 3. The next morning I am a zombie. Question is, how do I get rid of her? Bring her and a shovel to the desert? jk
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      09-05-2012, 12:47 PM   #2
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So was she a virgin or not?
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      09-05-2012, 12:49 PM   #3
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So was she a virgin or not?
I think so she doesnt know shit and couldnt keep her legs up.
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      09-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #4
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so whats the issue here?
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      09-05-2012, 01:12 PM   #5
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Yeah wtf is the issue here???

If the box is good, continue beating it up, she'll get tired sooner or later then you'll wish it would of lasted longer...
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God you are such a pussy!
Man up and man up good!
WTF is the matter with you! Drink your red bull like a good man and go in there and slap that girls ass!
And don't give me this shit about needing sleep or cuddle time! You are a man and a man has got to do what a man has got to do! And you got to do it!
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God you are such a pussy!
Man up and man up good!
WTF is the matter with you! Drink your red bull like a good man and go in there and slap that girls ass!
And don't give me this shit about needing sleep or cuddle time! You are a man and a man has got to do what a man has got to do! And you got to do it!
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I'm a virgin but here's my really cool made up story.
Yeah, real cool story.
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      09-05-2012, 01:35 PM   #9
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      09-05-2012, 01:47 PM   #10
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You have fapped yourself into hallucinations.

Ease up a bit. Take breaks between fap sessions and drink plenty of water.

wait a minute...she's a virgin? how old is she 12?

Besides nuns and butch women, .0000215% of women past the age of 21 are virgins.

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I honestly feel your pain, about 2 years ago I was with a girl that was like this. Although she wasn't a virgin but she wanted it all the time, to the point where my shit started hurting. Eventually she will get tired of it, just keep pounding away.
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You have fapped yourself into hallucinations.

Ease up a bit. Take breaks between fap sessions and drink plenty of water.

wait a minute...she's a virgin? how old is she 12?

Besides nuns and butch women, .0000215 of women past the age of 21 are virgins.
maybe she is 12.....
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pics of her or its your hand. this cant be serious, unless youre a gay guy trapped in a closet, thats every straight mans dream.
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I think so she doesnt know shit and couldnt keep her legs up.
And so she keeps her virginity for her entire life but loses it to you after she knows you for 6 days? Either:

A) She wasn't a virgin but wanted you to think she was
B) She was a virgin but she is fat/nasty and this was her first chance to lose it
c) She was a virgin and you da man!
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You know how I know you are gay?
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Oh yeah,
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      09-05-2012, 03:37 PM   #17
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Wait til you reach the Nirvana state of steady relationship/marriage, sounds like you'll be much happier then, with pussy only once a month, or only when she's buzzed, and kids, and you're paying her bills lol, oh yeah, you'll LOVE it!
Hit that pussy til it's tenderized and she begs you to stop! LOL
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... So you have sex 5 times in 4 hours? I call b.s. There is no way you can cum that many times in such a small amount of time, you shouldn't have anything left. I've gone 5 times in 12 hours or so and by the fifth I've got nothing left to unload. I've had to fake an orgasm just to stop. My abs were on fire, my back was killing me, and legs felt like rubber. Some advice for you, once is fine, two is good, three is great, four is excessive, five it fucking hurts to penetrate. Focus on foreplay and then do the deed. You'll ware her out and actually satisfy her, then go to sleep.
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Wait til you reach the Nirvana state of steady relationship/marriage, sounds like you'll be much happier then, with pussy only once a month, or only when she's buzzed, and kids, and you're paying her bills lol, oh yeah, you'll LOVE it!
Hit that pussy til it's tenderized and she begs you to stop! LOL
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best thread this month...
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lol another cool story from this bro!! so she was a virgin and after 6 days she slept with you....
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post her contact information, I'm sure someone here will help you out with your stamina problem
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