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      04-15-2016, 10:20 AM   #595
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Here's a wrench. Noticed a lot of Black women LOVE Asian guys.
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Asians - why did I think Mywifes335 is Asian?
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Asians - why did I think Mywifes335 is Asian?
I thought so too. Blasian. He gets to be both.
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I have a profile on a couple dating sites and I will confirm, there is a "thing"

Since I'm a guy I don't expect to get unsolicited messages from women.. It just doesn't work like that usually. No issues just how it is.

Well with one exception, black women almost exclusively will send unsolicited messages. After much confusion I confirmed with a couple other single asian friends that this happens to them when they are on Tinder, Match, Zoosk, etc..
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I have a profile on a couple dating sites and I will confirm, there is a "thing"

Since I'm a guy I don't expect to get unsolicited messages from women.. It just doesn't work like that usually. No issues just how it is.

Well with one exception, black women almost exclusively will send unsolicited messages. After much confusion I confirmed with a couple other single asian friends that this happens to them when they are on Tinder, Match, Zoosk, etc..
Is it like dating a white into class but a smaller step forward?? Lol
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I thought so too. Blasian. He gets to be both.
You guys know about Caribbean Chinese?
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You guys know about Caribbean Chinese?
No, but I have a feeling this is a setup...
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You guys know about Caribbean Chinese?
No, but I have a feeling this is a setup...
Is that like a black guy with slanted eyes?
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Is that like a black guy with slanted eyes?
Sometimes. But a lot of Chinese settled in Caribbean, specifically Jamaica. Some mixed, some not.
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Is that like a black guy with slanted eyes?
Sometimes. But a lot of Chinese settled in Caribbean, specifically Jamaica. Some mixed, some not.
Ok so Asian guy with dreads?
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Ok so Asian guy with dreads?
@NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could. A Rice-tafarian, if you will.
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Ok so Asian guy with dreads?
@NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could. A Rice-tafarian, if you will.
Rice rice baby.
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Sometimes. But a lot of Chinese settled in Caribbean, specifically Jamaica. Some mixed, some not.
There are a bunch in Jamaica, I can confirm.
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@NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could. A Rice-tafarian, if you will.
Out of all the weird/off-the-wall/troll comments that's been said about me after being on these forums for 2.5 years, that's actually something I won't mind doing...

I like reggae enough to even half-assed understand Jamaican Patois, I'm ganja-friendly... Plus for a brief while I kinda had a crush on a criss ting (but I then found out she had another man)...

Also, true story: Every once in a while when I pick up the keys, I think of the song Sim Simma, but I paraphrase it to "Sim Simma, I got the keys to my Bimmer"
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NEFARIOUS would totally rock the dreads if he could.
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Rice one!
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Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?
Our jeweler is Asian. She told us a story about her uncle who bought a LS460 in pajamas, sandals, and cash. First salesperson ignored him so second got the deal.
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Our jeweler is Asian. She told us a story about her uncle who bought a LS460 in pajamas, sandals, and cash. First salesperson ignored him so second got the deal.
I've done that. Not in pajamas, but in shorts/ sandals with tats showing. Like to do that at the watch stores. Same at car dealerships, but now "I know a guy", so that fun is over for a while. Same at jewelry stores with my wife. She digs it too. Like 50% of the time we will say to each other the line from Pretty Woman "Big mistake. Huge" when this happens. Hehe. Childish, but fun.
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I've done that. Not in pajamas, but in shorts/ sandals with tats showing. Like to do that at the watch stores. Same at car dealerships, but now "I know a guy", so that fun is over for a while. Same at jewelry stores with my wife. She digs it too. Like 50% of the time we will say to each other the line from Pretty Woman "Big mistake. Huge" when this happens. Hehe. Childish, but fun.
I never dress up to go buy stuff. Not on purpose but it's usually on the weekends or on a day off.

So the retail folks that ignore me because I'm wearing cargo shorts and a t shirt just lose out.
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