Last Week in Off-Topic...

NEFARIOUS · 02-09-2015, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

LMAO I was just stirring the pot... She's cute and all, but I wouldn't go for her.

MrPrena · 02-09-2015, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I would give you more credit if you did the work yourself.

Anybody that doesn't do their own work is plagiarizing, and therefor, your submissions are invalid.

*I secretly enjoyed your post Mr Prena*

Since we do not have squishy to run this thread, I will do my best just to fill in some of the gap.

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

LMAO I was just stirring the pot... She's cute and all, but I wouldn't go for her.

LOL. if you did not post that , this Off-topic thread would have been dead this week.

Billup · 02-09-2015, 10:28 PM

Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.

MrPrena · 02-10-2015, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.

So... I assume the picture on the right (stick figure) are cousins?

954Stealth · 02-10-2015, 06:35 AM

That's O/T on a crazy acid trip

Joekerr · 02-10-2015, 08:31 AM

I think you nailed the "entirely different ride" on the lawn tractor that Joe was referring to. I feel like this is exactly what he meant. And you were very generous to him as well...just like he asked.

I cannot tell though...is that a strap on that she's wearing?

You're too much of a nice guy...you should come back to Canada.

954Stealth · 02-10-2015, 08:33 AM

Shouldn't the tractor's wheels be yellow if it's a John Deere? It's completely inaccurate as is

UncleWede · 02-10-2015, 01:48 PM

Nef, and you smooth on top too? Or am I all alone with the neice

NEFARIOUS · 02-10-2015, 05:09 PM

MOTHERF***ER LMAO... I like cowgirl better; I get to see titt-ehs bouncing

... But not my cousin you sick puppy! I was just stirring the pot.

Lups · 02-10-2015, 05:58 PM

Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...

NEFARIOUS · 02-10-2015, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...

This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.

Lups · 02-10-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.

I need to start hanging out in that segment more, the bet the F8x generation has yo offer is us counting down to our condoms expiration date!

Joekerr · 02-10-2015, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.

Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.

Lups · 02-10-2015, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.

I actually googled her just now. I think were beyond help. I've seen So M4's that are less orange than she is. Game over.

NEFARIOUS · 02-10-2015, 08:46 PM

As long as she's not Oompa Loompa we're fine... Plus with LA's plastic bag ban I got plenty of brown paper bags

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954Stealth · 02-10-2015, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

As long as she's not Oompa Loompa we're fine... Plus with LA's plastic bag ban I got plenty of brown paper bags

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Just turn the lights out, I would think it solves the butter-face problem every time. I've not had to do that myself since the 9s and 10s I used to get before I settled down with the one I fell I love with just had to be seen. This way no plastic bag necessary. If lights need to be on just keep her head face down and enjoy her well-kept hair and the nice shape of her back

. Save the other side for the lights-out times.

grimlock · 02-11-2015, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.

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Originally Posted by Lups

I actually googled her just now. I think were beyond help. I've seen So M4's that are less orange than she is. Game over.

Does she like have an instagram or something - you know, for quality assurances purposes?

Billup · 02-11-2015, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I think you nailed the "entirely different ride" on the lawn tractor that Joe was referring to. I feel like this is exactly what he meant. And you were very generous to him as well...just like he asked.

I cannot tell though...is that a strap on that she's wearing?

You're too much of a nice guy...you should come back to Canada.

I take care of those who deserve. Tonka is a good guy, he deserves some valiance and valor in his portrayal.

It is. I don't know what cousins do to each other, so I had to go with the first logical thing that popped up (heh) in my head.

I only visit Canada. Too cold, and the girls tell me I talk funny for a Canadian, and I don't like that.

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Shouldn't the tractor's wheels be yellow if it's a John Deere? It's completely inaccurate as is

Look out everyone, we have a damn art major over here. Please tell me how accurate Van Goh was!

954Stealth · 02-11-2015, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Look out everyone, we have a damn art major over here. Please tell me how accurate Van Goh was!

Van Gogh went for the Caterpillar instead of the JD

squishy · 02-11-2015, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.

Sub-par, at best...

I'll teach you a thing or two, if you ask nicely

MrPrena · 02-11-2015, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Sub-par, at best...

I'll teach you a thing or two, if you ask nicely

Taskmaster · 02-11-2015, 11:16 PM

I missed a lot.

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