OT: unfortunate names

CD · 11-01-2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

brook bond a porn star?

no not the porn star

CD · 11-01-2007, 12:17 PM

oh well i have had loads of customers with amusing surnames

Mr Bytheway
Mrs Maximuff
Mr Penarse

just a few i can remember for example

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 12:24 PM

My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her

SoYank · 11-01-2007, 01:06 PM

There's a gynaecologist named Harry C. Beaver.

SoYank · 11-01-2007, 01:07 PM

How about the book Race To The Outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Dont.

dxb335d · 11-01-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her

FOOKIN HILARIOUS

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Originally Posted by SoYank

There's a gynaecologist named Harry C. Beaver.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E92Fan

My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei.

'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s******ing whenever I saw her

Huh??!! I wrote the word s******ing (S N I G G E R I N G) and it's been asterisk'd out??

Am I missing something here?

dxb335d · 11-01-2007, 02:35 PM

who asterisked it?

mjh93sa · 11-01-2007, 02:44 PM

Must be rude in american

NFS · 11-01-2007, 02:44 PM

s******ing

(Racism filter)

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

who asterisked it?

I don't know, that's my point!! S****** S******ing

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 02:46 PM

Oh wait, I just worked out why...!!!

The word ends up with just six letters asterisk'd out... and those letters spell another word exactly which is 'auto-blocked'... I'll leave you lot to work out what it is...!

NFS · 11-01-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E92Fan

Oh wait, I just worked out why...!!!

The word ends up with just six letters asterisk'd out... and those letters spell another word exactly which is 'auto-blocked'... I'll leave you lot to work out what it is...!

Racism filter ... see my post 2 up

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 02:47 PM

This Forum's gone all PC (not Mac) on me and blanked out my entirely innocent word!! Fine, I won't s****** anymore, i'll just chuckle to myself in a slightly underhanded and devious manner

3onDubs · 11-01-2007, 02:48 PM

My Bio professor's name was (probably still is

) Mike Hunt

beemerbird · 11-01-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

This Forum's gone all PC (not Mac) on me and blanked out my entirely innocent word!! Fine, I won't s****** anymore, i'll just chuckle to myself in a slightly underhanded and devious manner

I couldn't agree with you more Tony - it's absolutely ridiculous, like being at work. My father always said he knew where the TRUE land of the free was. A small group of islands in the north east atlantic!

jwbmw · 11-01-2007, 03:06 PM

Worked with somebody called Jennifer Taylor who shortened her first name to Jeni

There was also someone in the same office called Thomas Bowler who liked to be known as Tom Bowler.

No lie there was a third guy called Edmund Gardner who liked to be called Ed.

All worked within a few feet of each other

scotw · 11-01-2007, 03:27 PM

We used to have a guy working with called Dick Long, he insisted on being called Dick. Worse our email system put the surname first, so of course he was listed as Long, Dick

We had a Jesus Christ for a while, he was Brazilian !

Serjames · 11-01-2007, 03:51 PM

I used to work with a really nice lady, with a bit of an unusual Name.

Jenni Gaylord-Jelly

I kid you not

SJ

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 03:52 PM

Jenni Gaylord-Jelly sells chocolate for a living.. now THAT would be confusing

Serjames · 11-01-2007, 04:14 PM

actually thinking about it I think it was Gaylard-Jelly.

No better mind...

SJ

E92Fan · 11-01-2007, 04:18 PM

Well, she's definitely called Gaylord-Jelly now..

11-01-2007, 12:17 PM	#46
CD gone ... but i will be back ! 62 Rep 1,183 Posts Drives: 335D Coupe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: England (north) iTrader: (0)	oh well i have had loads of customers with amusing surnames Mr Bytheway Mrs Maximuff Mr Penarse just a few i can remember for example
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11-01-2007, 12:24 PM	#47
E92Fan Moderator 322 Rep 5,493 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . iTrader: (0)	My dad had a student many years ago in Hong Kong called - Fanny Ho Mei. 'Ho Mei' said straight in Chinese means 'great taste'.... unsuprisingly, I couldn't stop s****ing whenever I saw her __________________ ... ... ... DMS Remap Review ----- Quaife LSD Review ----- Hartge Antiroll Bars Review ----- Bilstein PSS10 B16 Ride Control Review ----- Detail by ShineOn ----- Paintshield Review**
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11-01-2007, 01:06 PM	#48
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SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	How about the book Race To The Outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Dont. __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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11-01-2007, 02:35 PM	#52
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11-01-2007, 02:44 PM	#54
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11-01-2007, 02:46 PM	#56
E92Fan Moderator 322 Rep 5,493 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . iTrader: (0)	Oh wait, I just worked out why...!!! The word ends up with just six letters asterisk'd out... and those letters spell another word exactly which is 'auto-blocked'... I'll leave you lot to work out what it is...! __________________ ... ... ... DMS Remap Review ----- Quaife LSD Review ----- Hartge Antiroll Bars Review ----- Bilstein PSS10 B16 Ride Control Review ----- Detail by ShineOn ----- Paintshield Review
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11-01-2007, 02:47 PM	#58
E92Fan Moderator 322 Rep 5,493 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . iTrader: (0)	This Forum's gone all PC (not Mac) on me and blanked out my entirely innocent word!! Fine, I won't s**** anymore, i'll just chuckle to myself in a slightly underhanded and devious manner __________________ ... ... ... DMS Remap Review ----- Quaife LSD Review ----- Hartge Antiroll Bars Review ----- Bilstein PSS10 B16 Ride Control Review ----- Detail by ShineOn ----- Paintshield Review**
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11-01-2007, 02:48 PM	#59
3onDubs You live by the sword... 216 Rep 8,244 Posts Drives: M4 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OC iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	My Bio professor's name was (probably still is ) Mike Hunt
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jwbmw Major 33 Rep 1,386 Posts Drives: Jaguar XF S Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: West Midlands iTrader: (0) Garage List 2000 Z3 3.0i [0.00] 2007 E92 335D SE (2 ... [0.00]	Worked with somebody called Jennifer Taylor who shortened her first name to Jeni There was also someone in the same office called Thomas Bowler who liked to be known as Tom Bowler. No lie there was a third guy called Edmund Gardner who liked to be called Ed. All worked within a few feet of each other __________________ Going out with a BAN now that the forum has become Chav Ville. Fair well the early adopters. Jaguar XF 3.0D S Gone: E92 335d
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11-01-2007, 03:27 PM	#62
scotw Lieutenant 17 Rep 468 Posts Drives: E90 320D SG Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: uk iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E90 320D [0.00]	We used to have a guy working with called Dick Long, he insisted on being called Dick. Worse our email system put the surname first, so of course he was listed as Long, Dick We had a Jesus Christ for a while, he was Brazilian !
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11-01-2007, 03:51 PM	#63
Serjames Colonel 128 Rep 2,426 Posts Drives: E93 335i M-sport Join Date: May 2007 Location: Surrey - UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 335i M Spo ... [0.00] 2003 Nissan Primera S [0.00]	I used to work with a really nice lady, with a bit of an unusual Name. Jenni Gaylord-Jelly I kid you not SJ __________________
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11-01-2007, 03:52 PM	#64
E92Fan Moderator 322 Rep 5,493 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . iTrader: (0)	Jenni Gaylord-Jelly sells chocolate for a living.. now THAT would be confusing __________________ ... ... ... DMS Remap Review ----- Quaife LSD Review ----- Hartge Antiroll Bars Review ----- Bilstein PSS10 B16 Ride Control Review ----- Detail by ShineOn ----- Paintshield Review
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11-01-2007, 04:14 PM	#65
Serjames Colonel 128 Rep 2,426 Posts Drives: E93 335i M-sport Join Date: May 2007 Location: Surrey - UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 335i M Spo ... [0.00] 2003 Nissan Primera S [0.00]	actually thinking about it I think it was Gaylard-Jelly. No better mind... SJ __________________
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11-01-2007, 04:18 PM	#66
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