[JoeyBananaz18]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

haha it's going to be really funny when the admin sees this thread and kicks all of you out of the forums.

please tell me im imagining this lol. you're a joke kid-o.

[JayKay335i]

I'm still lulz ing a little bit

[iBoost]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

1. I get more ass than a toilet seat thanks to my BMW. So your correct on that assumption.

maybe, but i bet they look like this:

[smack]

/\ Someone has to take them for the team!

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by smack

/\ Someone has to take them for the team!

[MOTHRA]

All that stock market money got you was a sweet neon underbody light upgrade?

[Gotadime]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

So heres the deal. I'm a teenager with a 330xi and I have a very very heavy foot.

As soon as you said that, this entire thread was fucked. Welcome to the world of BMW...

[jopa489]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Please fill out and return ASAP. The ice is in the freezer.

Bwahahaha..



Words cannot describe the awesomeness of this thread.

[radix]

Originally Posted by jopa489

You couldn't be more incorrect in that regard.

Wrong. The op is correct in this case. Unless you think you can track someone across every insecure wireless router he chooses to use, across every tor node through which his traffic passes, and across every throw away account he makes. Not that I think the op has the talent, but his premise is correct.

[my07_335i]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

.... i'll worm up my engine for about 4-5min.....

You should take your car to the BMW dealership to get it de-wormed... it'll live a longer, healthier life.

[my07_335i]

Originally Posted by jopa489

You couldn't be more incorrect in that regard.

People can't be tracked on the web? wow you must be 13.... I wonder how the RIAA and MPAA are able to send letters to illegal downloaders then, or how the FBI nabs Child porn traders.....


back on topic...

[my07_335i]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

1. I get more ass than a toilet

Could you please, at least for my benefit, tell me how? My BMW seems to get more Ass in it than I do, so I must have it reversed somehow. Please enlighten..

[my07_335i]

Originally Posted by sq86

I'm always entertained by these threads. Lol.

Agreed...This will settle for my daily LOL

[kjrulz]

Why did you even mention your name OP?

retarded...

[HTran]

Originally Posted by benjamin0704

To clarify, your saying that my posts on the e90 forums are somehow connected to my warranty. Interesting....then how would BMW know my true identity from the forums...I could be posing as some random individual who owns a black 2006 330xi. Or my computer may have been hacked by a car enthusiast who loves to visit the e90 forums. Basically, what i'm saying is that there is now way to definitively and accurately track an individual using computers and the web. Plus, BMW has committed so many unlawful acts in my presence that voiding my warranty would really not work in their favor.

I don't know why we have gotten so off topic but remember that BMW is the ultimate driving machine. With a name like that, full-throttle on occasion shouldn't hurt the slightest bit.

http://www.sgvtribune.com/ci_14666391?source=rss

Funny, because youtube is connected to this case. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're trying not to be an arrogant douche.
BMW can do anything in their favor, Money talks, and they have lots of it, and some of that is from you.

Anyways, You keep abusing it, it will break. Pay to play.

[ragingclue]

Originally Posted by radix

Wrong. The op is correct in this case. Unless you think you can track someone across every insecure wireless router he chooses to use, across every tor node through which his traffic passes, and across every throw away account he makes. Not that I think the op has the talent, but his premise is correct.

Right, but given the context, I think it may be news to the OP that he has an IP address.... He seems to think that teh internetz is safe and completely anonymous right out of the box.

Originally Posted by VolcomFrenzy

BMW can do anything in their favor, Money talks, and they have lots of it, and some of that is from you.

Anyways, You keep abusing it, it will break. Pay to play.

Yup BMW can and will do whatever they want if they even suspect you are the OP in a thread like this. They can go a lot farther on pure speculation than OP can afford. That's for sure.

Also, in OP's limited amount of time here, he's given his first name, make and model of the car, and his zip code (02465). He has also claimed to be a teen certified auto mechanic, who knows nothing about the results of abuse on an engine. Hmm... Makes a lot of sense to me.

Oh and I forgot to mention he's got a Kleeman(sic) SLK55 AMG. Circus can be seen here..

Honestly, if i really want to experience some major HP, i can just take out my kleeman supercharged SLK 55 AMG. Theres no need for that much power in the 330. The awd for the winter is really all i got it for.

i really don't have anything to prove but if you guys would like i can post a picture of my slk with an e90 post sticker on it. Would that do it? Maybe i belong to the Mercedes forums too....ever think of that. Oh and maybe i got my 330xi in 06 when i came out.....ohhhhhhhh it all makes sense now doesn't it.

Yeah he got the 330i when it came out in 06 (if not late 05). Yet he's still a teenager. So he bought it when he was 14? I doubt it. I thought he was being smart and had all his funds tied up in investments at that time???

OP, you're a real ass. We don't want or need your kind around here. Also, please sell your 330xi (which I'm sure will be hard considering you've owned it with your own money since you were 14), so you can stop giving BMW drivers a bad name.

And, by the way, it's K-L-E-E-M-A-N-N. Any owner of one would never, ever, ever make that mistake. Nor would your daddy want you mucking up his Kleemann SLK55 with you little stickers. Sorry bud.

Thanks.

[ghosthi32]

lol at this thread.

[MiamiBimmer]

i cant believe i just read through this entire thread

i want those five minutes of my life back

[HTran]

Wow, you're a quick reader.

[flyga3]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Given the fact that a toilet seat gets "ass" from both men and women, I'm starting to question his sexual preference.

[ianbiz]

4-5 mins is no where enough to get everything warmed up.

[domsaywha]

Teenager? Stick with a cheaper car