Mnt kisco suck turbo no good

NYC335 · 04-01-2011, 12:38 PM

I just pick up a alpine white 335i in January and took the car in for service this Mornin 5hr later I get a phone call stating my turbos are noo good

MusclezMarinara · 04-01-2011, 01:52 PM

WARRANTY FTW !

LeMans335xiE90 · 04-01-2011, 01:52 PM

lmfao ahahahah at the picture above....

op sorry to hear

Alpine Whiteboy · 04-01-2011, 01:56 PM

Welcome to the wonderful world of N54

My fuel pump shit on me after 1200 miles... Trust me, you'll find out all about that next time your car breaks...

Sorry to hear tho

Alpine Whiteboy · 04-01-2011, 01:58 PM

Oh and one more thing...

madeinhongkong · 04-01-2011, 03:33 PM

you should be happy, your not stranded and your getting new turbos...

LaLakers91tc · 04-01-2011, 07:33 PM

I hope you have warranty lol

onebadmofo · 04-01-2011, 08:23 PM

vgame64 · 04-02-2011, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E34Addict

Another case of why older BMW's are clearly superior.

Did you know people who build new 335i's were doing so under supervision of old BMW engineers who build real cars? But in a middle of the build process old engineers went to a month long vacation leading to faulty HPFP design and possible flaws in other components.

From what I heard, some of the engineers just finished college and lacked experience building cars. There was initial delay for 3 weeks so they could get some hands on training on how to use screw drivers and torque wrenches before they were allowed to start building the engine.

One of the lead engineers that build E34 15 years ago was quoted: 'I just came back from vacation and from looks of it the new guys messed the 335I pretty bad, but I drive a quality build E34 so I don't really care'. The BMW chairmen followed up with 'Yes the quality of E34 can't be beat, there is NO QUESTION ABOUT IT' he followed with a loud bang on the table and a huge round of applause from people who attended the press release was heard.

All of a sudden Arnold busted through the wall in a mint E34 M5 and yelled out like a lion in a moment of heat 'BEER TO CELEBRATE REAL GERMAN ENGINEERING!!!' and as he finished 100 build German men burst in with kegs and kegs of German beer. Everybody cheers 'LONG LIVE E34' for hours and hours. The tears flown out of old engineers as people praised them over and over.

24 hours into this amazing party the oldest, the most wise engineer got up and yelled 'BRING ME THE GUYS WHO DESIGNED E90!!! BRING THEM TO ME' and 20 most fit German men rushed outside and came back with the E90's engineering team who were sobbing uncontrollably.

The top engineer started throwing chairs around and yelled as loud as a passing train 'WE DRINK TO DEATH TONIGHT' and everybody once again cheered and went crazy.

That night the single E34 engineer out-drunk the whole E90 engineering team. Germany was so embarrassed they had to deport the individuals. But don't worry, from what I heard they work at Kia now.

I can't argue as my E34 has been problem free for 16 years.

D335NUTZ · 04-02-2011, 08:08 AM

Too bad they look ugly to me and outdated :/

D335NUTZ · 04-02-2011, 08:56 AM

Lol. Nah just not my taste. No disrespect to yours. To each their own.

Alpine Whiteboy · 04-02-2011, 09:43 AM

NYC335 · 04-03-2011, 09:22 AM

yes i have warranty but i dont think a car two mts old without and mods should be giving any issue with the turbo i built my evo which made 700+ and not one issue

madeinhongkong · 04-03-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilazn

Too bad they look ugly to me and outdated :/

itsbrokeagain · 04-03-2011, 09:40 AM

My E28 is superior to your E34...less electronics to go wrong. 250k miles and still running like a champ.

sirantsE90 · 04-03-2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E34Addict

Another case of why older BMW's are clearly superior.

Did you know people who build new 335i's were doing so under supervision of old BMW engineers who build real cars? But in a middle of the build process old engineers went to a month long vacation leading to faulty HPFP design and possible flaws in other components.

From what I heard, some of the engineers just finished college and lacked experience building cars. There was initial delay for 3 weeks so they could get some hands on training on how to use screw drivers and torque wrenches before they were allowed to start building the engine.

One of the lead engineers that build E34 15 years ago was quoted: 'I just came back from vacation and from looks of it the new guys messed the 335I pretty bad, but I drive a quality build E34 so I don't really care'. The BMW chairmen followed up with 'Yes the quality of E34 can't be beat, there is NO QUESTION ABOUT IT' he followed with a loud bang on the table and a huge round of applause from people who attended the press release was heard.

All of a sudden Arnold busted through the wall in a mint E34 M5 and yelled out like a lion in a moment of heat 'BEER TO CELEBRATE REAL GERMAN ENGINEERING!!!' and as he finished 100 build German men burst in with kegs and kegs of German beer. Everybody cheers 'LONG LIVE E34' for hours and hours. The tears flown out of old engineers as people praised them over and over.

24 hours into this amazing party the oldest, the most wise engineer got up and yelled 'BRING ME THE GUYS WHO DESIGNED E90!!! BRING THEM TO ME' and 20 most fit German men rushed outside and came back with the E90's engineering team who were sobbing uncontrollably.

The top engineer started throwing chairs around and yelled as loud as a passing train 'WE DRINK TO DEATH TONIGHT' and everybody once again cheered and went crazy.

That night the single E34 engineer out-drunk the whole E90 engineering team. Germany was so embarrassed they had to deport the individuals. But don't worry, from what I heard they work at Kia now.

really dude....................?

itsbrokeagain · 04-04-2011, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E34Addict

Eh... electronics in E34 are not that complex compared to rust on E28

Mine doesnt have any incidentally..every E34 I looked at was rotted in the doorpanels. I gave up after a year.

LaLakers91tc · 04-04-2011, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYC335

yes i have warranty but i dont think a car two mts old without and mods should be giving any issue with the turbo i built my evo which made 700+ and not one issue

it happens on these cars, luckily for you it occurred when BMW would still replace them for free!
You will see that theres a history of stuff going wrong on the 335, and owning one out of warranty is probably not the smartest option you can choose

Got Euro ? · 04-05-2011, 11:33 PM

Thread is fail , warranty covers it, simple.

Solution to this would be , don't by a bi turbo car. Have a great day. Bye

kamek · 04-05-2011, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got Euro ?

Thread is fail , warranty covers it, simple.

Solution to this would be , don't by a bi turbo car. Have a great day. Bye

buy a 328!!

:happy anim:

Got Euro ? · 04-05-2011, 11:53 PM

PSU335i · 04-06-2011, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NYC335

yes i have warranty but i dont think a car two mts old without and mods should be giving any issue with the turbo i built my evo which made 700+ and not one issue

don't you have a 2008 e92? so not 2 months old more like 3 years old. who knows what the previous owner did to it.

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