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      10-25-2013, 01:24 PM   #309
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Thank you. It truly is a poorly studied anomaly, and any study that has been done, has gone in either which direction. In the end, who really cares, if you are kinky enough to enjoy it, then keep spreading the love, and let those who don't, miss out on life.
Well, actually...no, it hasn't gone in either direction. Only one. I haven't found a study which has proven the composition of female ejaculate to be prodominantly urine. Just more of what I've already presented. Of course...it's all fake, since we all know the porn industry has scholarly medical researchers in their pocket in order to support Cytheria's career. I've searched the National Library of Medicine / National Institutes of Health and three UC Berkeley libraries I still have access to.

Nothing.

It's kind of a shame that girls peeing in porn and pretending they're cumming has made people believe that's what it's like.
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      10-25-2013, 01:26 PM   #310
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Once its on the internet. Its forever. Just not worth it. Imagine finding the PERFECT woman and she's everything you ever wanted and you will never find someone like her ever. She finds a video of you online. She mortified, her friends will find out, her family will find out. Its something you did 10 years ago. Now she leaves you.

Could you live with that? Heck no. I feel bad for those girls. I would never want to put a guy through that or even myself. Just not worth it.
Its funny you say that. I was hanging out with a young lady at MSU for about 6 months that had been in a video from when she was 20. I didn't believe it at first, until my friend showed me (who was actually the one who found it). He confronted me, but I didn't believe it at first. It wasn't some star shoot or anything, but it will change your view on someone rather quickly regardless.

I left her. I didn't tell her the exact reason because I didn't want to make it harder on her. I'm sure she has had to deal with it times before.
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Well, actually...no, it hasn't gone in either direction. Only one. I haven't found a study which has proven the composition of female ejaculate to be prodominantly urine. Just more of what I've already presented. Of course...it's all fake, since we all know the porn industry has scholarly medical researchers in their pocket in order to support Cytheria's career. I've searched the National Library of Medicine / National Institutes of Health and three UC Berkeley libraries I still have access to.

Nothing.
Both ways in not that it was predominantly urine, but that urine was in fact found in samples. If it was predominantly urine, then they would in fact, have just been standing there pissing in a cup for the study. I do not care enough to dig up the study, but its out there. While I value your vast research on this topic and all your available resources, it will carry bounced evaluations on both spectrums, because even doctors in the profession have mixed responses.

Yes, the media or porn has taken the concept to an extruded level, as what happens to just about anything on video, it fulfills a fetish for those looking for more. The female ejaculation is true, I've experienced it, so I am not contesting what you are saying, but there is still missing information. I expect you would respect an account other than your own research, for debate purposes I suppose.
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oh, it's gone in, one time in 2007.

but after her "cut" took 3 weeks to heal, she vowed to never let me try again....
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Man oh man, I hope you aren't being serious.



THINGS CAN NOT BE POSTED ON THE INTERNET IF THEY ARE NOT TRUE.
Damn. You're right.

I admit now I am stoopid.
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oh, it's gone in, one time in 2007.

but after her "cut" took 3 weeks to heal, she vowed to never let me try again....
That's because you didn't follow proper break in procedure;

1. Pinky
2. Thumb
3. 2 Pinkies
4. Hot dog
5. Italian Sausage (non-spicy)
6. Beer bottle (preferably with a tapered neck into larger diameter)
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Its funny you say that. I was hanging out with a young lady at MSU for about 6 months that had been in a video from when she was 20. I didn't believe it at first, until my friend showed me (who was actually the one who found it). He confronted me, but I didn't believe it at first. It wasn't some star shoot or anything, but it will change your view on someone rather quickly regardless.

I left her. I didn't tell her the exact reason because I didn't want to make it harder on her. I'm sure she has had to deal with it times before.
I've dated people who've done stupid stuff when they were younger. It'd be hard to see, and if it were recent it might change my opinion, but a lot of people have youthful indiscretions; this one is just on video.
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"That's disgusting. You're like an animal."

"I'm-- What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're the weird one for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit."

"Peeing on people. That's normal?"

"Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into ten years from now."

"I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. You know? I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. You know? Like some editing, transition, something. Some music."

"Yeah, you know, well, I'm sorry, Evan, that the Coen brothers don't direct porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of. Okay?"
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I've dated people who've done stupid stuff when they were younger. It'd be hard to see, and if it were recent it might change my opinion, but a lot of people have youthful indiscretions; this one is just on video.
As I have done stupid things when I was younger (heh, I still am young), and typically I could give a damn less if someone made a video. However, it was what she had done in the video that led me astray. If it was a typical bang session, I wouldn't care, but I learned what her true character was like that day, and I'm sure most who saw it would end up agreeing with me. There are lines that can be passed, and that line was crossed by a mile.
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As I have done stupid things when I was younger (heh, I still am young), and typically I could give a damn less if someone made a video. However, it was what she had done in the video that led me astray. If it was a typical bang session, I wouldn't care, but I learned what her true character was like that day, and I'm sure most who saw it would end up agreeing with me. There are lines that can be passed, and that line was crossed by a mile.

Was she in the "2 chicks, 1 cup" video?
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I've dated people who've done stupid stuff when they were younger. It'd be hard to see, and if it were recent it might change my opinion, but a lot of people have youthful indiscretions; this one is just on video.
As I have done stupid things when I was younger (heh, I still am young), and typically I could give a damn less if someone made a video. However, it was what she had done in the video that led me astray. If it was a typical bang session, I wouldn't care, but I learned what her true character was like that day, and I'm sure most who saw it would end up agreeing with me. There are lines that can be passed, and that line was crossed by a mile.
Oh- now I'm curious what can be so bad. Link, or description?
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4.0 is less acidic than 2.8, and is about the acidity of a tomato. Back on topic, urine has a pH of 6, but I'm not sure about female ejaculate 😛
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Im not a fan of my Father. Infact I havent spoken to him in years. 2009 to be exact and I dont care to have a relationship whatsoever with him. However I would never let anyone who looked/acted like Ron Jeremy get "up in my junk"
Oh, I hear he's actually quite a nice guy. And apparently quite the looker back in the day.

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So I just came back from my lady appointment at the obgyn.....and I did ask since we were talking about halloween costumes and parties I figured why not just ask the question. The Dr said its pee. Its not yellow or smelly because their isnt any "waste" from the digestive process but it is a form of urination.
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So I just came back from my lady appointment at the obgyn.....and I did ask since we were talking about halloween costumes and parties I figured why not just ask the question. The Dr said its pee. Its not yellow or smelly because their isnt any "waste" from the digestive process but it is a form of urination.
So it's not made up of what's in pee, has the color of pee, or has the smell of pee...but it's still pee.
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..... since we were talking about halloween costumes and parties
Was this while you were in the stirrups??? I surely don't have any discussion of current events when I have to go to my man appointment
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That's because you didn't follow proper break in procedure;

1. Pinky
2. Thumb
3. 2 Pinkies
4. Hot dog
5. Italian Sausage (non-spicy)
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I went thumb, then dong.

took a while to get the dong in, but once it was in, it was real uncomfortable for the both of us...

she got a tiny 1/2cm cut on her butt hole, which hurt her for about 3 weeks.

I have never cared to try it again.
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So I just came back from my lady appointment at the obgyn.....and I did ask since we were talking about halloween costumes and parties I figured why not just ask the question. The Dr said its pee. Its not yellow or smelly because their isnt any "waste" from the digestive process but it is a form of urination.
LOL I'm picturing the dr saying "I'm not sure- let's find out" while a cheesy bass line chimes in

So...you have a special gland that adds the digestive waste as you pee? Interesting

It is watery, but pee is to carry away waste products, so this is different and it's not gross. You gotta try it, Sara
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I'd try anal if I were gay; which is what you have to be to try it.
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Was this while you were in the stirrups??? I surely don't have any discussion of current events when I have to go to my man appointment
No this was while I was being felt up. Made both of us laugh
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I'd try anal if I were gay; which is what you have to be to try it.
I could see that if you were catching, but if you are pitching, that's different. Dont have to be gay for that. (assuming the person you are pitching to has a different set of chromosomes)
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