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Manon should be at port now.
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03-04-2008, 11:06 AM | #1 |
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Manon should be at port now.
The Manon, being the slut she is, has not reported its position yet but has to be in NY by now Anyone know any tracking info that has more upto date info when in NY? Its been a long trip overseas, sure she can't wait to get off that boat!
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03-05-2008, 09:02 PM | #9 |
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mike riley is it wrong that i fantasize about you? your posts turn me on in ways you would never imagine. do you live in boston? want to meet up?
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03-06-2008, 07:26 AM | #11 |
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Rose: I can't feel my body.
Jack: Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise. Rose: I promise. Jack: Never let go. Rose: I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack. |
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03-06-2008, 09:32 AM | #13 |
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nothing like watching some random dude and some other random dude pretending to be a girl "talking dirty" and mixing in car-related double entendres on a new order board of a bmw website.
greatness. |
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03-06-2008, 11:00 AM | #14 |
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sidis, it's all part of the 335 anticipation. you should know that.
And I AM a girl, I am a bisquit!
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03-06-2008, 01:16 PM | #15 |
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Maybe Sidis would like thinking about two guys talking.
Don't worry Rose, I like your thinking, and I find it even hotter that you found your way onto this site, strong work! And, since i am a real man and did not get the wussy auto, oh i mean steptronic, you can show me how you can handle a stick! |
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03-06-2008, 02:55 PM | #17 |
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You keep your hand on the stick and make sure the engine revs stay in the sweet spot, i'll make sure and have my hand on the idrive knob so I can control your input.
I can't wait to see your perfect body caressed by my saddle brown sport seats. |
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03-06-2008, 03:43 PM | #18 |
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I can't wait for your heated saddle brown lumbar support sport seats to soften the pulsation of your 3.0-liter 24-valve inline turbocharged 300-horsepower 6-cylinder engine while I admire the grey poplar trim and feel the grip of the 18-inch star spoke sport wheels as you make a 180 degree turn at 60 mph and feel the G-forces run through my body. Your navigation is going to take me places I've never been.
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03-06-2008, 04:35 PM | #19 |
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Those seats are nice but they are not going to be able to stop all of the pulsations.
And carefull not to look too sexy, don't want a pool of drool on my new leather! |
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03-06-2008, 09:49 PM | #21 |
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I know people are reading this and not responding! HELLO!? I would like at least a threesome here!
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03-07-2008, 07:53 AM | #22 |
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Are you for real! Love it! Listen, this is getting me more reved up than a new E90M3! Lets meet up, infact, I think you should be there when I pick up the new Rose. We could even take a little trial run this weekend and kick the tires a bit. I bet you look really sexy.
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