Abusing a BMW

punky8d · 03-23-2010, 05:53 PM

Lol.. now you brag that you're an auto tech??

What's the point or purpose of this thread now?

benjamin0704 · 03-23-2010, 06:57 PM

Guess I have to start a new thread with the title "why are all BMW owners assholes." We have all heard it to many times and i guess it's really true.

Delta0311 · 03-23-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin0704

Guess I have to start a new thread with the title "why are all BMW owners assholes." We have all heard it to many times and i guess it's really true.

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you."

Delta0311 · 03-23-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin0704

Guess I have to start a new thread with the title "why are all BMW owners assholes." We have all heard it to many times and i guess it's really true.

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you."

punky8d · 03-23-2010, 07:47 PM

BlackBimmer1991 · 03-23-2010, 08:00 PM

My feelings are hurt

ybbiz34 · 03-23-2010, 08:31 PM

I don't like where this is going.

x96283 · 03-23-2010, 10:27 PM

don't feed the troll

lopealle · 03-24-2010, 06:54 AM

this not gonna be a nice thread for the OP. OP, i hope you have a bullet proof vest on.

135forthewin · 03-24-2010, 03:47 PM

hey "Ben," glad you've already made so many friends here on the forum.

My advice to you is to find a safe-house or relative close by, and lay low for a while because you're probably about to get flamed.

Stanky19 · 03-24-2010, 08:09 PM

where did you get a hand grenade?

ybbiz34 · 03-24-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 135forthewin

hey "Ben," glad you've already made so many friends here on the forum.

My advice to you is to find a safe-house or relative close by, and lay low for a while because you're probably about to get flamed.

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Originally Posted by Stanky19

where did you get a hand grenade?

Good movie.

Ovalcram · 03-25-2010, 12:32 AM

This kid reminds me of that one kid who lied about owning that Ferrari

MRSSIIM3 · 03-25-2010, 02:41 AM

ahahhaha this was funny

being 18 with a 335 this guy actually brings that "young bmw asshole" image to us youngsters

everyone abuses their car but i learned a few months ago that theres no reason to post things like "I JUST REDLINED MY CAR FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH CRUISE CONTROL ON" or "FUCK MY ENGINE BLEW UP BUT I HAD JB3 ON MAP 9 WITH NO RACE GAS..WHAT DO I DO???"

just no point. before you made this thread, you knew your car was under warranty. if you actually bought it yourself, you were smart enough to pick up a relatively cheap one that you can beat up for a bit then sell, and you wouldnt lose too much money into it

and no need to pull that "i made money in the stock market" shit because anyone can do that haha. youre probably 16 in which case it would be your dads stock account and then he would have been the one to make the money ahaha

to answer your question, your car will only handle so much. if youre that guy that puts it on cruise control in gear 2 at 58 mph to see how much stress the engine can handle, youll be in and out of the dealership weekly for problems. if you drive it aggressively but in a somewhat responsible manner: ex letting it rev high if youre giving it WOT but if youre less than 50% throttle, being in higher gears..so on then you should be fine

but seriously, youll look back to this thread in a year or two wondering wtf you were doing. whether bmwna can give you shit for making a thread on e90 post or not, there is no positive thing that could come out of this thread hahaha

you just got lectured by an 18 year old

booyakasha (ali g show)

ps: i have nothing against you or anything but i see what i used to do 2 years ago in you from this thread so im just helping you out. take what you want from this brother

MRSSIIM3 · 03-25-2010, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

this not gonna be a nice thread for the OP. OP, i hope you have a bullet proof vest on.

i think i gave the OP enough shit in my last post ahaha lets leave him alone now

btw to guy above me, that ferrari guy was funny hahahaha

Delta0311 · 03-25-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DanE92

You are 100% right,that guy does not have clue WTF he is talking about...he has to grow up and stop being an asshole...

He won't, this kid will go through most of his life like this. I blame his parents lack for parenting skill for this. Don't worry though, sooner or later someone will teach him how harsh life can really be.

Jeff@TopGearSolutions · 03-25-2010, 11:45 AM

stock market lol

Topless 335i · 03-25-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin0704

So heres the deal. I'm a teenager with a 330xi and I have a very very heavy foot. On an average ride around the block, i'll worm up my engine for about 4-5min and once optimum operating temperature has been achieved, i will frequently (maybe once every 5 min) use kick-down mode and shift at red line when on a straight away. The question i present to you today is a simple one. With BMW being the ultimate driving machine, is it "bad" for the engine to be pushed full-throttle on every drive? I have raced before in the past (circuits), but i am afraid that i could potentially f-up my awd system or engine due to my aggressive driving habits. Please respond on behalf of my car and my tendency to push the throttle. DO NOT jack this thread with responses regarding my age and my prowess behind the wheel.

If you knew anything about this forum, you'd know to never start a thread like this with that phrase.

Delta0311 · 03-25-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JPSlick

stock market lol

Yeah it's not hard to make money in the market, especially if your good with penny stocks. Although I doubt this kid has the patience to do an serious DD on stocks. Especially since he has to invest so much of his time into banging whores. He said it himself that he gets more ass then a toilet seat. Given the fact that a toilet seat gets "ass" from both men and women, I'm starting to question his sexual preference.

MRSSIIM3 · 03-25-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Topless 335i

If you knew anything about this forum, you'd know to never start a thread like this with that phrase.

so true hahaha

Multimodal · 03-27-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin0704

I am only 6 months into the 4 year warranty that bmw included with my car. If anything "breaks" on the car i'll just have bmw fix it...its as simple as that. I have already received over 2k in replacement parts (due to rattles, exhaust, trim, engine noise) and i plan to abuse the S*** out of this 4 year plan.

Again, the reason why I slam on the gas quiet frequently and the reason why I purchased a bmw in the first place is because i regularly hear that these cars are made to be driven hard. Now, my question is how hard can these cars be driven without resulting premature wear and failures.

This is a very meaningful and important topic to all BMW members.

Wow, you will never be able to sell that car on this forum.

EZ_TUR90 · 03-27-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin0704

1. I get more ass than a toilet seat thanks to my BMW.

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03-24-2010, 03:47 PM	#32
135forthewin Lieutenant 48 Rep 546 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: U.S. iTrader: (0)	hey "Ben," glad you've already made so many friends here on the forum. My advice to you is to find a safe-house or relative close by, and lay low for a while because you're probably about to get flamed. __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(1addicts.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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03-25-2010, 02:41 AM	#36
MRSSIIM3 General 148 Rep 1,348 Posts Drives: M4 SO Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NY iTrader: (5)	ahahhaha this was funny being 18 with a 335 this guy actually brings that "young bmw asshole" image to us youngsters everyone abuses their car but i learned a few months ago that theres no reason to post things like "I JUST REDLINED MY CAR FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH CRUISE CONTROL ON" or "FUCK MY ENGINE BLEW UP BUT I HAD JB3 ON MAP 9 WITH NO RACE GAS..WHAT DO I DO???" just no point. before you made this thread, you knew your car was under warranty. if you actually bought it yourself, you were smart enough to pick up a relatively cheap one that you can beat up for a bit then sell, and you wouldnt lose too much money into it and no need to pull that "i made money in the stock market" shit because anyone can do that haha. youre probably 16 in which case it would be your dads stock account and then he would have been the one to make the money ahaha to answer your question, your car will only handle so much. if youre that guy that puts it on cruise control in gear 2 at 58 mph to see how much stress the engine can handle, youll be in and out of the dealership weekly for problems. if you drive it aggressively but in a somewhat responsible manner: ex letting it rev high if youre giving it WOT but if youre less than 50% throttle, being in higher gears..so on then you should be fine but seriously, youll look back to this thread in a year or two wondering wtf you were doing. whether bmwna can give you shit for making a thread on e90 post or not, there is no positive thing that could come out of this thread hahaha you just got lectured by an 18 year old booyakasha (ali g show) ps: i have nothing against you or anything but i see what i used to do 2 years ago in you from this thread so im just helping you out. take what you want from this brother
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03-25-2010, 11:45 AM	#39
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