[JLR1969]

This thread has put a smile on my face. Long may it continue.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by ed335d

I guess I'm just repressing my homosexuality

You're doing a bloody good job of repressing it then imo!

[SiKkBaSs]

Originally Posted by E902717

Only a couple of things sunny and 335d my dick is bigger than both of yours but i'm not into waving it


Sunny - why have you got pictures of topless men on your computer?

According to my gf what I have is big enough. If you need anything bigger the girl you are ****ing is a s**t.

(no denial)

Not jealous of you E902717 either and WILL NOT ask for pics!!


Cos I can see past the homosexual side of it that some men are too ignorant to see past, having actively worked out and followed bodybuilding for time, plus it's linked from a website to display a point...

Originally Posted by 335diesel

Sunny likes to look at pictures of men rather than trying to actually be one.

Gayer.

Good one.

[Em135eye]

Meanwhile Sunny got frustrated that he may have been rumbled playing the internet "I'm a gym bunny" game...

[SiKkBaSs]

Originally Posted by 335diesel

Meanwhile Sunny got frustrated that he may have been rumbled playing the internet "I'm a gym bunny" game...

[Geoffo]

Originally Posted by JLR1969

This thread has put a smile on my face. Long may it continue.

+1..

[prt71]

I've been lurking for a while, although I got rid of my e90 18 months ago I've enjoyed the forum, this could be the greatest thread of all time.

335diesel - How in the name of almighty god did you end up in public relations, the irony is almost too much, you truly could cause an argument in an empty room.

PS It is possible to post without mentioning you or your families stunning wealth, achievements and connections, I promise.

Sikkbass - You might be actually on top in this argument, but then you call yourself SiKkBaSs so you almost lose purely for that. And for using phrases such as "In for pics" all the time.

[e92_alex]

^^^^

[Geoffo]

Originally Posted by prt71

I've been lurking for a while, although I got rid of my e90 18 months ago I've enjoyed the forum, this could be the greatest thread of all time.

335diesel - How in the name of almighty god did you end up in public relations, the irony is almost too much, you truly could cause an argument in an empty room.

PS It is possible to post without mentioning you or your families stunning wealth, achievements and connections, I promise.

Sikkbass - You might be actually on top in this argument, but then you call yourself SiKkBaSs so you almost lose purely for that. And for using phrases such as "In for pics" all the time.

Welcome prt71..Great first post..

No harm telling it like it is...

[jjbirch]

Originally Posted by prt71

I've been lurking for a while, although I got rid of my e90 18 months ago I've enjoyed the forum, this could be the greatest thread of all time.

335diesel - How in the name of almighty god did you end up in public relations, the irony is almost too much, you truly could cause an argument in an empty room.

PS It is possible to post without mentioning you or your families stunning wealth, achievements and connections, I promise.

Sikkbass - You might be actually on top in this argument, but then you call yourself SiKkBaSs so you almost lose purely for that. And for using phrases such as "In for pics" all the time.

couldnt you think of a better username than prt71 just as crap i think,
anyway welcome to the crazy house got any pics of the golf m8

[prt71]

Originally Posted by jjbirch

couldnt you think of a better username than prt71 just as crap i think,
anyway welcome to the crazy house got any pics of the golf m8

Sorry username is just initials and year of birth. I'll post pics of the Golf sometime, it's a 2007 DSG Gti, standard on the outside but e-map remap to give it 250hp. I had a 2007 320d M Sport but while I liked it it was just a bad luck car, 2 break ins and my first ever big(ish) accident. Love the Golf and if Carl is reading what would a mapped mk5 Gti do on a 1/4 mile?

[daveyM3]

Man and I thought they were bitchy over on the Civic Type R site. MIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by prt71

Sorry username is just initials and year of birth. I'll post pics of the Golf sometime, it's a 2007 DSG Gti, standard on the outside but e-map remap to give it 250hp. I had a 2007 320d M Sport but while I liked it it was just a bad luck car, 2 break ins and my first ever big(ish) accident. Love the Golf and if Carl is reading what would a mapped mk5 Gti do on a 1/4 mile?

Hi mate and welcome. Any pics of the accident damage to the 320d ? what happened?

250HP i would imagine a 14.5ish @95-96mph provided you knew how to drive. Standard they do low 15's at just over 90mph.

[ed335d]

Originally Posted by willhollin

What weight homosexual can you bench repress?

23.62 stone

[prt71]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Hi mate and welcome. Any pics of the accident damage to the 320d ? what happened?

250HP i would imagine a 14.5ish @95-96mph provided you knew how to drive. Standard they do low 15's at just over 90mph.

Wasn't a major accident but caused 8k to mine and wrote off a Mondeo, someone jumped a red light on a crossroads basically.

Got some pics somewhere but I just never really got on with the car, tbh an auto 330/335 would have been perfect but bit out of price range at the time. I liked most things about the 320d but prefer autos and that clobbered the co2 with them (it was a company car). The torque on my Golf is almost diesel like after the map and I get 33ish to the gallon.

If money was no object I'd love a 335d, however having recently acquired 3 points putting me on 8 a Prius is the most likely change in the near future...

Thanks for the welcomes and my first post was supposed to be tongue in cheekish

[Em135eye]

Welcome prt - you muppet...

Good choice of hatch. Had three Golfs (mk2 GTi, mk3 GTi 16v, mk4 R32) and liked them all a lot.

Currently in a nice hotel in Bristol ready for a big PR work black tie/meal do tonight. All paid for by the client. Can't be that awful at it... So we have ACHIEVED a free upgrade (booking cockup), my FAMILY (inlaws) are looking after the baby for the night and we are here partly because we are so damn WEALTHY. Sorry, your request is impossible...

Drive here was fun!

[prt71]

^^^^ Anyone that can laugh at themselves is fine by me.

[SiKkBaSs]

Originally Posted by prt71

^^^^ Anyone that can laugh at themselves is fine by me.

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again.

prt71



FYI I call myself SikkBass 'cos it is my alias on pretty much anything I use (e.g PS3, Xbox etc etc). Nowt wrong with using my phrases...in fact I know some peeps on here that use them now as well.

[dxb335d]

this.

Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again.

prt71



FYI I call myself SikkBass 'cos it is my alias on pretty much anything I use (e.g PS3, Xbox etc etc). Nowt wrong with using my phrases...in fact I know some peeps on here that use them now as well.

[Hotcoupe]

Such a funny thread for so many differing reasons

[prt71]

Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again.

prt71





FYI I call myself SikkBass 'cos it is my alias on pretty much anything I use (e.g PS3, Xbox etc etc). Nowt wrong with using my phrases...in fact I know some peeps on here that use them now as well.

Delurk warning.

Ok but c'mon, you could be the only accountancy student in the world with what sounds like a 13yr old grime artists name.....

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by prt71

335diesel - How in the name of almighty god did you end up in public relations, the irony is almost too much, you truly could cause an argument in an empty room.

THis is not my argument, however

i can sense 335d got picked on as a kid at school. Was very poor and watched as other kids walked around wearing Nike as he wore adidas 4 stripe. His shoulder chip is so big he needs to practice pullups and chinese pressups just to carry the thing about and to go about his daily business.

Needs to constantly proove how much of a man he is. When infact hes 140lb wet through. balding and clearly has a small penis.

Good Night.