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Encountered a big douche bag Audi Road Rager
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07-07-2013, 03:21 PM | #1 |
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Encountered a big douche bag Audi Road Rager
So i'm driving up Highway 10 in Mississauga towards Square One not more than 15 minutes ago, and i try to turn left on Burnhamthorpe, i signal and see i have one car length behind to squeeze into the turning lane, soon as i hit my signal the idiot audi guy accelerates because he don't want me in the turning lane, almost hitting me, and then at the red lights he gives me the finger, starts swearing like he don't know Engliz.
After 30 seconds of doing his best mentally deranged act, he comes out of his car with his homosexual skinny jeans, sunshades, and baseball cap, while his ugly woman is sitting shotgun in his "8 year old Dark Grey Audi A4, with tinted glass, and chrome wheels" Positively the car looked like a piece of work of the red-neck variety, or the fast and the furious gone wild kind. He approaches my side doors and starts threatening me like he wants to fight, so i reply to his idiotic words by saying if he wants to call the cops, at which point the cowards runs back to his Christmas Tree Ornament like car and goes to Walmart at Square One. He parks his sexy shit car on P2 right side, next to some shitboxes "See how much he cares for his machine" and continues on his way to Square one with his "Manly" skinny jeans falling below his skinny ass, while his ugly cow is in front of him, walking like she graduated from whores-r-us. What pisses me off is how these short, skinny idiots, scream, wave their punny arms, and make a scene on the road. Pathetic losers like that are so ignorant i want to puke when i see them. Anyone else encounter this inspiration for birth control waste of life before?
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It makes them rage so much harder ahahahaha |
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07-07-2013, 09:05 PM | #8 |
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07-07-2013, 09:13 PM | #10 |
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Some old lady (or man, not exactly sure) pulled out of a driveway and onto the road right in front of me, so I just beeped my horn. At the light, she (or he) with the windows still down, starts yelling and screaming words that I could not make out at all. So I just looked at her (or him) and she just went on for like a minute, and I was laughing the whole time. It was quite funny that she or he or whatever the f*** this person was cuts me off then goes into some psychotic rage
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07-08-2013, 03:08 AM | #15 | |
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That and it's always the Audi's! I was hit while crossing the street on Spadina by an Audi A4 that didn't brake for the red light to try to make a right turn. Instead of getting out to see if I was ok, he gave me the finger and proceeded to speed off. |
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07-08-2013, 09:48 AM | #16 |
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When i was in my Volvo, about 1 week ago i honked at a driver in front of me because they were keeping a car distance of 3 cars from the other cars when we were stopped at a red light. They went all crazy, starting point the middle finger and everything. I just smiled and had a little bit of a giggle. It was a girl too haha.
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07-08-2013, 10:02 AM | #18 |
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Are you homophobic? You seem like an angry person.
Was it really worth it to come onto the boards and get this off your chest? By the sounds of it you cut him off if you only had 1 car length. Sounds like you need to stop driving like a prick and you wouldn't have these types of issues.
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07-08-2013, 10:34 AM | #19 | |
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i'm not homophobic, but i am not Politically Correct, since political correctness is one reason this country is going to hell.
I use the homo word as an insult to this straight Audi humanoid who works too hard on his pathetic image. As for your ASSumption that i cut him off: Red lights up ahead, i'm 40meters from lights, the audi fuckTard is going 10kmh. i'm going at least 15kmh. i signal, and the asshole accelerates for no other reason than to be a fucking asshole. It is not like he was going anywhere fast with a red light. If this never happened to you, then that means you have never driven in a city full of asshole drivers that will do shit for no logical reason. Unless where you come from, the drivers handbook tells you that when you see a car in front of you changing lanes it is best to accelerate like a fucking loser to make sure he won't come into your lane? Then yes, i cut him off. Quote:
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07-08-2013, 11:30 AM | #20 |
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In all fairness you did not say you were going 15kmh. 1 car length at 15kmh is a lot better than 1 car length at 80kmh lol.
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07-08-2013, 12:05 PM | #21 |
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I think best use would be to film these idiots with your phone and post it on youtube. Imagine how funny it would be if someone actually recognizes them.
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