Just a bit wrong

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MEGA

Awwh diddums.

Sorry mwapamy (or whatever) - no offence meant by killing a few of your horses...

I put off buying a BMW for 20 years because everyone always told me that BMW drivers are fucking knobheads who don't know there fucking arse from there elbow.

Now I know exactly what they meant you serious petrol head. Beauty of your car is I won't see you for soot you fucking prick.

And remember to do what everyone else does on this joke. Put down eveyone who has less than an M3 or a 335. Knobhead.

MEGA · 01-24-2013, 03:44 AM

Hey - you're 100% right. We are all knobheads.
Clearly you should sell the car and buy a Mondeo. You aren't nearly rich, or elite enough to be one of us. Nor have you ever hunted the fox which don't you know is a prerequesite for the UK boards in any case.

Don't let the door hit you in your self inflated sence of self righteousness on the way out.

PS. DPF. No soot. But I wouldn't expect you to have done any research on the range of cars you've bought ..

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MEGA

Hey - you're 100% right. We are all knobheads.
Clearly you should sell the car and buy a Mondeo. You aren't nearly rich, or elite enough to be one of us. Nor have you ever hunted the fox which don't you know is a prerequesite for the UK boards in any case.

Don't let the door hit you in your self inflated sence of self righteousness on the way out.

PS. DPF. No soot. But I wouldn't expect you to have done any research on the range of cars you've bought ..

I won't be selling anything fuckwit. All BMW drivers are not knobheads just the minority like you, and I personally would not want to be "one of you".

Note to myself, " Never have an argument with an internet troll, they will drag you down to their level and thrash you with experience!! "

Fucking petrol head "NOT"

AWBimmer · 01-24-2013, 03:58 AM

o_O

MEGA · 01-24-2013, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AWBimmer

o_O

Sam I do hope you pulled on your barbour shooting jacket before you posted that funny face, otherwise you are not welcome here.

AWBimmer · 01-24-2013, 04:09 AM

I'm a spectator, a mere passer-by... like watching 'sh*t pop off from across the road' kinda' thing!

Desmondo · 01-24-2013, 04:41 AM

Is Mwp4me even old enough to drive? He doesn't post like it.

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Desmondo

Is Mwp4me even old enough to drive? He doesn't post like it.

Fucking hell another knobhead, man up and get a proper car in your poxy 330i. Your not welcome unless you have a 335 or an M3. Read the posts or get someone to explain them to you dick.

PS don't tell anyone I said this but E90 is MEGA'a [Doris Diesel]website and what he says goes fuckwit OK.

Kerr · 01-24-2013, 05:25 AM

What a bizarre turn of events.

I must be missing something.

dobbo99 · 01-24-2013, 05:29 AM

its utterly compelling.

Hotcoupe · 01-24-2013, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerr

What a bizarre turn of events.

I must be missing something.

I read the thread earlier,ducked,and the handbags went straight over my head

Now I'm wondering whether my comment/s,would be better posted over here:

http://www.mumsnet.com/

Perhaps you're thread title was a prediction of what was to come

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I read the thread earlier,ducked,and the handbags went straight over my head

Now I'm wondering whether my comment/s,would be better posted over here:

http://www.mumsnet.com/

Perhaps you're thread title was a prediction of what was to come

You are IN MEGA's forum.

dobbo99 [stupid name] you are OUT. Man up put your bra on and get a PROPER car.

CarAbuser · 01-24-2013, 05:48 AM

Enjoyable read, thanks OP.

Kerr · 01-24-2013, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CarAbuser

Enjoyable read, thanks OP.

I'm not wanting any of the credit for it.

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CarAbuser

Enjoyable read, thanks OP.

CarAbuser [how you can do that in a 320 is a mystery to me? Do you stick your dick in the exhaust pipe or something] you are OUT of the forum.

Kerr you are IN. Good lad.

MEGA as we speak has put his iPad in his man bag, applied lip gloss and is mincing down the high street checking out men's bottoms as he is an arse bandit in a southern poof way.

Bet he can't wait for BB when Rylan comes on he can lick the TV and wince your'e mine biach.

Remember MEGA [second name knobhead] pink is the new black. XXX

AWBimmer · 01-24-2013, 06:09 AM

CarAbuser · 01-24-2013, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mwp4me

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Originally Posted by CarAbuser

Enjoyable read, thanks OP.

CarAbuser [how you can do that in a 320 is a mystery to me? Do you stick your dick in the exhaust pipe or something] you are OUT of the forum.

Kerr you are IN. Good lad.

MEGA as we speak has put his iPad in his man bag, applied lip gloss and is mincing down the high street checking out men's bottoms as he is an arse bandit in a southern poof way.

Bet he can't wait for BB when Rylan comes on he can lick the TV and wince your'e mine biach.

Remember MEGA [second name knobhead] pink is the new black. XXX

The benefit of the 320 is the wider exhaust, I would struggle to fit in the puny round pipes of a 335!

Hotcoupe · 01-24-2013, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mwp4me

You are IN MEGA's forum.

Have I got out of the drawer less sharp than I was last night,or something?
What are you on?

If you've waited 20+ yrs to get into a BMW,I'm guessing you're either late 30's,perhaps early 40's,would you mind acting your age,and not your shoe size,thanks.

Seriously,if you've got a problem with Mega,could you take it elsewhere,there's a good chap.

AdamC · 01-24-2013, 06:26 AM

What is going on here!

Mwp4me · 01-24-2013, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Have I got out of the drawer less sharp than I was last night,or something?
What are you on?

If you've waited 20+ yrs to get into a BMW,I'm guessing you're either late 30's,perhaps early 40's,would you mind acting your age,and not your shoe size,thanks.

Seriously,if you've got a problem with Mega,could you take it elsewhere,there's a good chap.

Jolly ho old boy, It's MEGA KNOBHEAD has the problem with me. The fact you have not listed M Sport indicates you only have an SE you poor thing.

But because it's a 335 you are IN the forum. Good girl.

rogerxp · 01-24-2013, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mwp4me

Jolly ho old boy, It's MEGA KNOBHEAD has the problem with me. The fact you have not listed M Sport indicates you only have an SE you poor thing.

But because it's a 335 you are IN the forum. Good girl.

You've obviously not seen HotCoupe's car have you (sorry, ex car, just) - one of the best looking E92's you will ever see only now rivalled by NP's M3. I await the obvious Datsun comments...

MEGA · 01-24-2013, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mwp4me

CarAbuser [how you can do that in a 320 is a mystery to me? Do you stick your dick in the exhaust pipe or something] you are OUT of the forum.

Kerr you are IN. Good lad.

MEGA as we speak has put his iPad in his man bag, applied lip gloss and is mincing down the high street checking out men's bottoms as he is an arse bandit in a southern poof way.

Bet he can't wait for BB when Rylan comes on he can lick the TV and wince your'e mine biach.

Remember MEGA [second name knobhead] pink is the new black. XXX

PMSL!!!

01-24-2013, 03:44 AM	#24
MEGA Dieseasal 204 Rep 6,881 Posts Drives: LCI E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Harrow, London iTrader: (2)	Hey - you're 100% right. We are all knobheads. Clearly you should sell the car and buy a Mondeo. You aren't nearly rich, or elite enough to be one of us. Nor have you ever hunted the fox which don't you know is a prerequesite for the UK boards in any case. Don't let the door hit you in your self inflated sence of self righteousness on the way out. PS. DPF. No soot. But I wouldn't expect you to have done any research on the range of cars you've bought .. __________________ Previously: 2003 Peugeot 206 1.6 8v \| 2006 E90 320d M-Sport, 19" BBS CH, Full Ice-cold JL audio install, August 2010 Total BMW 6 page feature car. \| 2003 Nissan 350Z GT Coupe 286BHP Now:2010 E92 LCI 335d M-Sport
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AWBimmer Major General 344 Rep 6,176 Posts Drives: E92 335D Pre-LCI \| E63 M6 V10 Join Date: May 2011 Location: UK iTrader: (4)	I'm a spectator, a mere passer-by... like watching 'sht pop off from across the road' kinda' thing! __________________ BMW E92 335D \| Lower Klasse* IG: @that.m6
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AdamC Captain 39 Rep 838 Posts Drives: LCI M135i Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: West Midlands - UK iTrader: (2) Garage List 2015 BMW LCI M135i [0.00] 2007 Pre-LCI E92 [0.00]	What is going on here!
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