[EVOgone]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

arent you the chap whos said the performance dropped off for while?

whats your BHP at the fly??


Carl

Yes i did but i have attributed it to a bad batch of fuel. I have used BP ultimate ever since (last 5k) from the same fuel station and it feels as strong as it ever been.

Not RR'd but its a quick on the move as my mate's Boxter. Im even concidering putting the 320d badge back on so to see people faces.

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

you have no proof tho steve its making 340-350bhp??

you guestimating???


or had it roaded?


what happens if your turbo's or box lets go?? do CAA cover the cost if bmw dont?

i have heard DMS do thats the only reason i would consider them over CAA!

have you noticed any excess smoke since the re-map?

also does it de-activate the 155mph limiter/guvenor for the diesel?


carl

Carl im guesstimating on the fact that my car is as fast as my mates CSL so seeing as his pops out 355-360BHP mine cant be that far behind.

I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty. As OliH says rubbish!! (from a cynical business perspective)

There is absolutley no smoke whatsoever.

Ill find out about the limiter when i go to the ring via autobahn

Keep this in mind there is only one perfect remap, the right amount of fuel, the correct perameters on the injectors the right torque in each gear etc etc, so i would pressume all the best remappers are probbably using the same maps. I sing CAAs praises as the service i had from them is first class.

[Oli]

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty.

Interesting!!!!!

If I could do that Id never go out!!!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

Carl im guesstimating on the fact that my car is as fast as my mates CSL so seeing as his pops out 355-360BHP mine cant be that far behind.

I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty. As OliH says rubbish!! (from a cynical business perspective)

There is absolutley no smoke whatsoever.

Ill find out about the limiter when i go to the ring via autobahn

Keep this in mind there is only one perfect remap, the right amount of fuel, the correct perameters on the injectors the right torque in each gear etc etc, so i would pressume all the best remappers are probbably using the same maps. I sing CAAs praises as the service i had from them is first class.

weird how, i think it would be gay to suck yourself off, but i dont find anything wrong with masturbation?!

anyhow

why does olih say dms are rubbish?



so what happens if something breaks steve? what will you do/?


carl

[Evil Diesel]

Get them to stick the original BMW map back on then go into your dealer and tell them you are pissed at the declining build quality!

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

weird how, i think it would be gay to suck yourself off, but i dont find anything wrong with masturbation?!

anyhow

why does olih say dms are rubbish?



so what happens if something breaks steve? what will you do/?


carl

carl you have a habbit of not reading the thread!!

olih said the dms warranty would not be worth the paper its written on my take on it is rubbish.


if something breaks then bmw will fix it they cant read if there is a map there because its emmbedded with bmw codes.

If they can read it then they have to prove its rthe remaps fault as having a remap cannot by law totally cancal ALL the warranty.

and if push comes to shove ill pay for it....im loaded

[Oli]

Yeah Carl!! ha ha

The warranty will be rubbish, but the product is great!!

[- Paul -]

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty. As OliH says rubbish!! (from a cynical business perspective)

::

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

...I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty....

Steve, I think you win the 2007 award for 'Most entertaining quote of the year", no matter what anyone else says for the rest of the year!

Viv

[jjbirch]

my car has 20000mls put it on a rolling road last week still got 196bhp had it done at 2000mls with www.supechips.com. a remap,smokes a little when i put my foot down, but all disels do,nice to hear from you again chris blackline still looking good!!!had a new filter put in and some other mods unger the bonnet

[330cdsport]

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

I would suck my self off on live TV if DMS ever back there warranty. As OliH says rubbish!! (from a cynical business perspective)

Apparently you would need to get your bottom rib removed first!!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

Apparently you would need to get your bottom rib removed first!!

either that or a extra coupla inches

[squeezebm]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

either that or a extra coupla inches

OH FFS!

[silverbmwz3]

I dunno you skip the forums for a few days, come back, and nothing changes. Every thread filled with Carlos' sexual deviancy....

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I dunno you skip the forums for a few days, come back, and nothing changes. Every thread filled with Carlos' sexual deviancy....

That's cos he has too much time on his hands these days (there must be a bit of double entendre in there)...now he hasnt got a job!

[Chris33]

Would be up for group buy or something?

Pretty sure DMS quoted me £512.00 inc vat? That was including discount and taking the car to them.

I've always found Mike at DMS a really decent guy who is always helpfull.

[dxb335d]

where is DMS chris?

[jjbirch]

Unit 4
Newmans Copse Road
Hounsdown Business Park
Totton
Southampton
SO40 9LX

[dxb335d]

Southampton


Fook That

[Evil Diesel]

E-maps come to you or how about CAA in Park Royal?

[dxb335d]

yeah not too far for me then, over an hour but that aint too bad!! my grandad was born there

might giv em a buzz

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

yeah not too far for me then, over an hour but that aint too bad!! my grandad was born there

might giv em a buzz

Carl go to CAA they are ace. 525quid and they come to you..