[02LSBvert]

I hate when im in my daily STOCK E36M i get G37s trying to race me to and back from work. IM TIRED both ways! and Its a 15year old car!

[chuddism]

Dear effin pedestrian tourists

Cross the street faster! This is NY.

I already hate driving in Manhattan.

Sincerely,
Guy on a ledge!

[J3NGOe90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Whenever a G37 pulls up next to me, I lower my window and shout

"Your car is slow,
and your mother is a ho".

LOL

[J3NGOe90]

Originally Posted by onebadmofo

If you want G37's come to Brooklyn, it seems like everyone and their mom has one.

[J3NGOe90]

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

subway FTW

its boring, when i transfer to manhattan college ill be taking train

[J3NGOe90]

Originally Posted by CJ421

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Dear people that put the stupid stick-figure mom/dad/kid/cat/dog stickers on the back:

You think because you have an entire family in your car that you deserve special treatment and more importantly, that I'm going to treat you any differently? Ha.
You have no more right to the road than the rest of us.
WHAT A JOKE.

Best,
Nobody gives a shit about your family

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I'm sure I will think of more later.

LOL AT THIS, but it's true tho

[TimZ]

Dear NYC,
There was absolutely NO need to get rid of an extra usable lane for a stupid bike lane that is NEVER used (80% of the time they are in the streets). In addition, there is NO NO NO need to have a stupid retarded bus lane especially when your IDIOT bus drivers cannot keep their bus in their own fully ticket and camera enforced BUS LANE.
Sincerely my last nerves



**I don't even wanna start with the yellow cabs and the horribly worse black cabs***

[so?confused]

Originally Posted by TimZ

Dear NYC,
There was absolutely NO need to get rid of an extra usable lane for a stupid bike lane that is NEVER used (80% of the time they are in the streets). In addition, there is NO NO NO need to have a stupid retarded bus lane especially when your IDIOT bus drivers cannot keep their bus in their own fully ticket and camera enforced BUS LANE.
Sincerely my last nerves



**I don't even wanna start with the yellow cabs and the horribly worse black cabs***

they should ticket buses for getting out of those lanes

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by Jon335iFL

ZOMG! this thread is hilarious. The gas owner comment cracked me up....





Dear f150 drivers, stop thinking your the biggest truck on the road and that you own it . Dont cut off my 335.
Sincerely 2012 F350 king ranch owner. My 800 lb-ft of tq will eat you.


Dear, deers. Watch out you ganna get an N54 all up in ya!
sincerely my entire front end.


Dear reflections in the road at night, stop being so shiny.
sincerely my shit filled pants.

fuck that mr diesel pickup driver that doesnt carry a load or tow a trailer or do anything that a fucking hybrid couldnt do,

stop misjudging parking spots, you dont fucking fit, stop causing traffic by backing in and out 50 fucking times, u didnt get it the other fucking 49x, the 50th fucking time wont be a fucking charm. just fucking double park, you know thats what you want to do, just do that.

also, i hear your fucking truck from inside by incredibly quiet truck.

also you arent fucking towing anything why the fuck do you have a diesel truck in nyc? im fucking towing trailer, and i can fucking maneuver around you on all fucking merges, mr trailerless diesel truck driver.

also, you fucking smell more than the yellow cab drivers.

you also cant fucking stop

you also cant fucking accelerate


to be fair thats more for the duramax people and their unfucking believable turbo lag.

thanks,

the asshole in the titan that is about to fucking pass you towing a fucking trailer.

[capo1m]

people and their nissans they just dont get it our cars were made with tools their's were made with chopsticks
edit: no racism intended just like the saying

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by Capo330i

people and their nissans they just dont get it our cars were made with tools their's were made with chopsticks

thats just racist.

[onebadmofo]

Originally Posted by Capo330i

people and their nissans they just dont get it our cars were made with tools their's were made with chopsticks

Nissan has 3 assembly plants in the US...

[capo1m]

hey im just saying im tired of all the japanese cars trying to start and think their car is faster and even if you do have a 8 second honda that can beat a ferrari, id rather have a ferrari then a golf cart with 15 inch rims and no radio that feels like its falling apart at speeds above 80mph

[capo1m]

Originally Posted by hemi to e90

thats just racist.

edited

[J3NGOe90]

Originally Posted by hemi to e90

fuck that mr diesel pickup driver that doesnt carry a load or tow a trailer or do anything that a fucking hybrid couldnt do,

stop misjudging parking spots, you dont fucking fit, stop causing traffic by backing in and out 50 fucking times, u didnt get it the other fucking 49x, the 50th fucking time wont be a fucking charm. just fucking double park, you know thats what you want to do, just do that.

also, i hear your fucking truck from inside by incredibly quiet truck.

also you arent fucking towing anything why the fuck do you have a diesel truck in nyc? im fucking towing trailer, and i can fucking maneuver around you on all fucking merges, mr trailerless diesel truck driver.

also, you fucking smell more than the yellow cab drivers.

you also cant fucking stop

you also cant fucking accelerate


to be fair thats more for the duramax people and their unfucking believable turbo lag.

thanks,

the asshole in the titan that is about to fucking pass you towing a fucking trailer.

ok now you need to calm down, or you need an oil cooler?

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by J3NGOe90

ok now you need to calm down, or you need an oil cooler?

lol im calm

its just pointless to have a diesel truck in nyc/manhattan.

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Dear black people, fix your fuckin seat, there is no way you are comfortable enough to drive when I can see your head popping up in your REAR side window.

Dear Old Asian Drivers, why the fuck do you drive so nervous? Stop trying to read every fucking sign on the road and store that you drive by. Just relax and fuckin MOVE.

Dear Spanish people, your mini van is NOT faster then ANYTHING I may be driving just because you have stick on vents all over it and chrome rims. Stop lining up at red lights and slowly inching your way in front of me to cut me off the second the light turns green. No your NOT cool blasting bachata in a mini van...

Dear white people, you do NOT have to drive 20 MPH in order for your GPS to work properly. You'd be able to understand it better if you would get off your phone while drinking your StarBucks while doing this...


End racism rant/

Sincerely, ALPINE MOTHAFUCKIN WHITEBOY

[CJ421]

LOL, I love this thread.

Come on guys .... let it all out!! Let's hear some more rants!

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Dear traffic cop,

I know I have to stop, that's what the red light above your head is for. I also know that I could now go, that's what the green light above your head is for.....


Confused, NYC taxpayer

[Slops]

Lol Vinny!!

[Slops]

You know what I hate... is when fuckin people start honking their horns behind you at a red light, just so everybody is aware that the light is about to turn green.... NOW!

Stop that shit, i'm staring at the god damn light i dun need 10 cunts blowing their horn at me

[onebadmofo]

Originally Posted by Sloppy

You know what I hate... is when fuckin people start honking their horns behind you at a red light, just so everybody is aware that the light is about to turn green.... NOW!

Stop that shit, i'm staring at the god damn light i dun need 10 cunts blowing their horn at me

I actually purposely start rolling veeeery slow if there's a car behind me honking 0.0001 seconds after the light turns green. Usually they abruptly switch lanes, and blow by me only to get stuck at the next light again