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Dear nyc annoyances of mine, id like to right you a letter.
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02-28-2012, 08:49 AM | #67 |
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02-28-2012, 09:16 AM | #68 |
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Dear Idiots who leave their bumper badgers on while they drive on the highway,
Your new car looks like a flatulent grandmother slowly flapping her dress at speed. No one will bump/scratch your bumper WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING 60MPH. This just causes annoyance to everyone else hoping to god that shit doesnt break off and cause a 10 car pile-up. SIncerely, Guy who will drive by you and shake head furiously Dear woman putting on makeup while on the phone while blowing past a Stop Sign, You could not possibly be doing anything else to help Darwin's theory become a fact. For this I thank you. SIncerely, Person excited to see your inferior genes exiting the gene pool Dear chinese food delivery guy on moped, You constantly cut me off only to be reminded that you drive a mother fucking moped. Please stop white lining at every opportunity because eventually you will get hurt, and someone's insurance will go up. Sincerely, Guy who had his insurance go up
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02-28-2012, 11:05 AM | #70 |
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Dear Long Island drivers who come to a full stop on a red light. If your intention is to go straight, please STOP BLOCKING/PREVENTING EVERYONE FROM MAKING A DAMN RIGHT TURN AND STICK TO THE LEFT LANE!!! Atleast stop looking dumb and have some courtesy to move up when somebody honks
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02-28-2012, 12:17 PM | #71 |
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Residents of Staten island,
you never cease to amaze me. Sincerely, NJ Douchelord
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02-28-2012, 12:34 PM | #73 |
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"Where is your sense of adventure guys? If we don't cut in and out of traffic we will disappoint all those who think BMW drivers are all a**holes."
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02-28-2012, 01:15 PM | #78 |
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u mean write not right
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02-28-2012, 01:17 PM | #79 |
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its been covered yes.
did u feel superior thinking youd be the first to catch it?
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02-28-2012, 01:40 PM | #81 |
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02-28-2012, 01:49 PM | #83 |
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