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      02-16-2010, 02:22 PM   #1
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If you could change one thing about women...

What would it be? What have been some of the most annoying things you've noticed women do? (Women you're free to voice your opinion on men here too)

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      02-16-2010, 02:28 PM   #2
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(Didn't want to say, "SEX" to avoid confusing y'all)
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      02-16-2010, 02:36 PM   #3
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Their inability to tell you what they want - instead they would rather be cryptic, beat around the bush, then get angry because you didn't do what they wanted.
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stop queefing
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if they could all come in one standard size, "tig ol' bitties and phat booty", it's hard finding those, but i try.

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if i was god, all women would be mutes.
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if i was god, all women would be mutes.
except they can only say 2 words..."yes master"
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except they can only say 2 words..."yes master"
that is relevant to my interests
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Potential. This thread has it.
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That all the pretty ones think they're too good for you and the ugly ones think they're pretty, and therefore too good for you. This is completely inaccurate depending upon where you live. Chicago has some really messed up people.
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on demand sex. no pms.
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They wouldn't be bat shit fucking insane.
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They wouldn't be bat shit fucking insane.
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Men nagging.
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Men nagging.
bitch plz. you people invented nagging
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WOMen nagging.
Fixed no need to thank me.
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Their inability to tell you what they want - instead they would rather be cryptic, beat around the bush, then get angry because you didn't do what they wanted.
Lmao I agree.
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that everything they say really has some hidden underlying meaning and they get pissed and upset when you don't know...also, their ability to remember every single argument you've ever had and use it as ammo in future arguments...in fact, I would make it so they can only ever remember any nice gesture you have made toward them.
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Constant bitchin about how they are always either going to be on a period or getting off..........How da fuck is that my fault ? Its not my fault god decided you had to bleed for a week every month, its just a way of god telling you "you need to change your oil every month in order to function properly"
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      02-16-2010, 04:53 PM   #21
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Constant bitchin about how they are always either going to be on a period or getting off..........How da fuck is that my fault ? Its not my fault god decided you had to bleed for a week every month, its just a way of god telling you "you need to change your oil every month in order to function properly"
Omg hahaha. What gets me is girls that I am really good friends with tell me about their periods. This one time my friend called me and she was crying because her and her boyfriend were fighting. After we talked for a little bit, this is exactly what she said, "I don't know what to do anymore and on top of it, I need to get my period." I went silent haha. I had no idea what to respond to that lol.
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