Quick, its about to start!

UncleWede · 04-25-2007, 10:30 AM

A husband comes home at the end of the day, plops down in front of the TV in his chair, and calls to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer, it's about to start."

She brings him a beer and goes back to the kitchen.

A few minutes later, he's still in the chair but hasn't turned on the TV yet. He calls to his wife "Quick, bring me another one, it's about to start." She thinks it a little wierd, he doesn't have a game or anything on, but brings him the beer.

He downs that one too, then calls out to his wife "Quick, bring me another beer, it's about to start!"

This time she is furious, walks out and yells at him "Listen, you bring your fat ass home, don't even say hello before plopping in your chair, then keep asking for beers. You obviously don't appreciate that I cook, clean, and do everything around this house with no help from you!"

He replies "Shit, too late, it's started."

Josh49 · 04-25-2007, 02:05 PM

ejazbmw · 05-02-2007, 06:51 PM

hahaha

MonacoBimm · 05-02-2007, 08:08 PM

Hahahahahahahah

txusa03 · 05-03-2007, 02:39 PM

crazzzzzzzy hus/wif stuff

04-25-2007, 10:30 AM	#1
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 17980 Rep 9,377 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Quick, its about to start! A husband comes home at the end of the day, plops down in front of the TV in his chair, and calls to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer, it's about to start." She brings him a beer and goes back to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he's still in the chair but hasn't turned on the TV yet. He calls to his wife "Quick, bring me another one, it's about to start." She thinks it a little wierd, he doesn't have a game or anything on, but brings him the beer. He downs that one too, then calls out to his wife "Quick, bring me another beer, it's about to start!" This time she is furious, walks out and yells at him "Listen, you bring your fat ass home, don't even say hello before plopping in your chair, then keep asking for beers. You obviously don't appreciate that I cook, clean, and do everything around this house with no help from you!" He replies "Shit, too late, it's started." Last edited by UncleWede; 04-25-2007 at 01:51 PM..
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04-25-2007, 02:05 PM	#2
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05-02-2007, 06:51 PM	#3
ejazbmw blahhh 302 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	hahaha
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05-02-2007, 08:08 PM	#4
MonacoBimm Banned 44 Rep 1,859 Posts Drives: Sapp. Black 330i(2nd e90) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Panama City, Panama iTrader: (1)	Hahahahahahahah
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05-03-2007, 02:39 PM	#5
txusa03 Major General 548 Rep 6,563 Posts Drives: TS330iPPSP6MT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (3)	crazzzzzzzy hus/wif stuff __________________ under construction!
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