When did you last wash your car?

Fatbloke · 01-07-2008, 02:34 PM

C'mon guys, (and BB), this is now five pages long and nobody has posted anything DIRTY!
With all the crap the UK has regularly spread on it's roads there must be some really filthy things out there.
I'd post mine but I haven't got it yet, & whilst the subject is grimy, I don't think a picture of a minging mondeo would set the right atmosphere.

This is beginning to sound like I might need some therapy.

NFS · 01-07-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by squeezebm

So using the Jet wash at the Texaco is not a good idea then

That's what I use - unless I can pay someone to wash it for me.

I even go out of my way to a special jetwash, where they actual but some shampoo in the system.

Hotcoupe · 01-07-2008, 03:58 PM

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Fatbloke C'mon guys, (and BB), this is now five pages long and nobody has posted anything DIRTY!
With all the crap the UK has regularly spread on it's roads there must be some really filthy things out there.
I'd post mine but I haven't got it yet, & whilst the subject is grimy, I don't think a picture of a minging mondeo would set the right atmosphere.

This is beginning to sound like I might need some therapy.

Sorry, yea I know,it's me that needs the therapy

I'll get my coat.............................................. ...

NFS · 01-07-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Sorry, yea I know,it's me that needs the therapy

I'll get my coat.............................................. ...

Is that one from you own personal collection then ?

Bumps · 01-07-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Sorry, yea I know,it's me that needs the therapy

I'll get my coat.............................................. ...

I find that pic strangely interesting

dxb335d · 01-07-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bumps

I find that pic strangely interesting

that bloke under the three birds does not, he has a right old soft tiny choppper

dxb335d · 01-07-2008, 04:18 PM

Flaaacidayyy

Gibbo · 01-07-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

that bloke under the three birds does not, he has a right old soft tiny choppper

Maybe they are pig ugly, you cannot see their faces.

dxb335d · 01-07-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gibbo

Maybe they are pig ugly, you cannot see their faces.

whatever, if they were pig ugly you would not put yourself in that situation unless you were drunk

which if you were, you WOULD find them attractive.

They have nice bodies and are naked and on top.. Boner will happen.#

Carlos

beemerbird · 01-07-2008, 04:24 PM

Yes Ian, a long coat perhaps.

Gibbo · 01-07-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

whatever, if they were pig ugly you would not put yourself in that situation unless you were drunk

which if you were, you WOULD find them attractive.

They have nice bodies and are naked and on top.. Boner will happen.#

Carlos

Carlos we can always trust you to get right to the point.

Hotcoupe · 01-07-2008, 04:33 PM

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needforspeed Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotcoupe
Sorry, yea I know,it's me that needs the therapy

I'll get my coat.............................................. ...

Is that one from you own personal collection then ?

Of many

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Gibbo Quote:
Maybe they are pig ugly, you cannot see their faces.

Agency rules strictly dictate that all mud wreslers must be babes

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beemerbird Yes Ian, a long coat perhaps.

Only for special occasions,dictated by special people!

- Paul - · 01-07-2008, 04:56 PM

Forgive me for my male outburst here:;-

But that bird with her back to us has a cracking arse!

beemerbird · 01-07-2008, 05:02 PM

N'owt wrong with being normal. Actually I did notice as well (lucky cow)

booforty · 01-08-2008, 02:27 AM

My word this thread has got really filthy and dirty... keep it up!

Chunga · 01-08-2008, 02:57 AM

Is he lame from the neck and down? Poor man.

Bumps · 01-08-2008, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 1stnewcar

Forgive me for my male outburst here:;-

But that bird with her back to us has a cracking arse!

+1

dxb335d · 01-08-2008, 10:07 AM

Quick update, its 16:06 on the 8thj jan. Cold and breezy outside....

The Tarmac IS damp.

After getting naked ready for a bath ive decided to cap the bath untill later and going to wash the DXB NOW!

E92Fan · 01-08-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Quick update, its 16:06 on the 8thj jan. Cold and breezy outside....

The Tarmac IS damp.

After getting naked ready for a bath ive decided to cap the bath untill later and going to wash the DXB NOW!

i hope you remember to put your clothes back on

mjh93sa · 01-08-2008, 10:32 AM

... you might give the neighbours a bit of a shock then.

booforty · 01-08-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Quick update, its 16:06 on the 8thj jan. Cold and breezy outside....

The Tarmac IS damp.

After getting naked ready for a bath ive decided to cap the bath untill later and going to wash the DXB NOW!

Too much information Carl...

dxb335d · 01-08-2008, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

Too much information Carl...

UPDATE

After extensive washing, both Carlos and the DXB are all sparkly

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