[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Is it true all you ''Sailors'' are gay Petay

Did someone say something? ......... You are a dipstick Carlos.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

Did someone say something? ......... You are a dipstick Carlos.

sorry petay, i was only joking, no need to throw your dummy out of your pram, im always getting banter aimed at me, i didnt mean to offend

Do you not weaer the stripey hat and top tho no..?

[Z4 Beemer]

Carl, is it not time for you to go to work? Don't let us keep you.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

Carl, is it not time for you to go to work? Don't let us keep you.

i thought at least YOU Gordon would miss me, Obviosuly not:sad0147:

[squeezebm]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Is it true all you ''Sailors'' are gay Petay

[Dave_3]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

sorry petay, i was only joking, no need to throw your dummy out of your pram, im always getting banter aimed at me, i didnt mean to offend

Do you not weaer the stripey hat and top tho no..?

You are going flat-out to get that Moderator job, eh Carlos ?



D.

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Is it true all you ''Sailors'' are gay Petay

Pete, are there women sailors on subs nowadays. Do we let the women look after the torpedoes?

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by Gibbo

Pete, are there women sailors on subs nowadays. Do we let the women look after the torpedoes?

We aren't that daft Gibbo! There are still 'no go' areas for women in the Forces; submarines and the Royal Marines are two of them! Have to say that long may it stay that way, its not that we are all mysogynists its just that it is an unsuitable environment for the fairer sex. In fact that there is medical evidence to back this decision up (potential damage to the unborn Foetuses of pregnant women, due to variations in the breathable atmosphere), but actually I think its just common sense!

So in short, no and we look after our own torpedoes!

[Hotcoupe]

peterg1965 Quote:
So in short, no and we look after our own torpedoes!

I'm sure your 'torpedoes' are 'cherished' daily,especially whilst at sea!

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

I'm sure your 'torpedoes' are 'cherished' daily,especially whilst at sea!

[Bumps]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Is it true all you ''Sailors'' are gay Petay

Why, Carlos, are you offering to be his Cabin Boy?

[beemerbird]

That is funny Bumps - I've just eaten and now my side is hurting from laughing.

I've got visions of Carlos in nothing else but a posing pouch with the Royal Navy ensign on it and a nice tank top ready to do his duty for Queen & country

[Bumps]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

I've got visions of Carlos in nothing else but a posing pouch with the Royal Navy ensign on it and a nice tank top ready to do his duty for Queen & country

I haven't eaten yet but that makes me want to throw anyway....

Very impressed that you didn't just call it a flag

[beemerbird]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by god you should have seen us. The figure head was a Carlos in bed, sucking a fellas p...." & so it goes on

[squeezebm]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

"It was on the good ship Venus, by god you should have seen us. The figure head was a Carlos in bed, sucking a fellas p...." & so it goes on

you are a wickedly minded lady with very improper thoughts................Nice