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08-13-2012, 02:44 PM | #1 |
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Say your kid brings up a "handsome" woman
I'm not a father THANK GOD! So I have never had a problem with this. But as a kid growing up mom had 3 rules for her three sons.
1) No single moms! 2) No fat chicks! 3) No slobs! These rules were enforced with an iron spoon! If any one of us even contemplated or contemplated contemplating it we got a rather large spoon to the back of the head! She just use to slap us, and she has rings on all fingers, until she said our heads got too hard and it hurt her hand. This "rigid" reinforcement taught all of us to not date fat sloppy messes. Which for me is ok but apparently it offends some which I don't care too much about. But the question came up the other day what would I do if my kid...if I were to have one...came home with a sloppy mess...what would I do!? I gave it lots of thought....I think I would have to have a little talk with the little bastard about what was he thinking when he brought home that fat sloppy mess! What would you do? In my mind I would much rather have my kid go gay than date a fat sloppy mess! |
08-13-2012, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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So the reason you're not a father is because you're gay?
J/K I think that fat sloppy chicks have their place in life. They seem to pair up well with fat sloppy guys, so if you're kid is a fat slob then it's ok. But then i suspect that wouldn't be a bid deal because if you have a fat sloppy kid you yourself would probably be a fat slob who knocked up a single fat sloppy chick. $.02
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08-13-2012, 04:25 PM | #5 |
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Your mom sounds pretty shallow and basically taught her son's the same thing.
I'm not saying i like overweight women, but hey they're human too and they know they're overweight and lazy. They need the motivation to get up and get to the gym. What if you married a girl who was skinny and beautiful and when she had kids, ended up with a spare tire and tits as paper weights. Or what if she developed thyroid disease? Would you still be with her? |
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reminds me of a time m younger bro was talking to this chick on aol. I knew she was fat cause I talked to her before on the aol chat rooms. But he didnt know that because she was emailing him head shots lolz He was only 17 or 18 and I think they were getting deep. well i told him that she was a fat slob and lucky for him she was from another state so it couldn't get any further.
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What as your father told you! the same thing i'm going to tell you! check out her mom before you marry her! She will end up like her mom! If her mom is a fat mess odds of her being a fat mess are very high! God do i have to teach you everything! |
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08-13-2012, 05:07 PM | #9 |
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i would be more afraid of the sloppy mess that wears a ring on every finger.....
did she have hair on her chest and wear sweat pants all day ?? |
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I mean let's be honest! As for fatties all 3 of us did it once...and all 3 of us took a spoon to the back of the head for being so facking stupid! Now I'm not saying fat chicks don't need loving but....well I'm sure there are many guys out with out education and a job who need loving too so....its just not going to be me! A man should never have to explain why he took a job he bought a car he is with a woman And if you ever use the words "But she is nice" you owe every one in the bar a round! |
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A combo of the two, he likes fat dicks in his ass...
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Hum....wait...are there some chubby chasers here!
Nothing more fun than being mean to chubby chasers. It's like drop kicking quadriplegics! So, now tell me why are you dating a chubby girl? And don't use the phrase "Because she is nice!" We all know why she is nice, because she is fatty and fatties have to be nice and give really good BJ's or else well they would be left dating guys who live in double wides with their moms. |
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