Are you 54......or 18....???

chrisbin · 05-20-2005, 05:31 AM

To my dear wife

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.

Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow………

a3ndy · 05-20-2005, 03:12 PM

Heh heh

davinet78 · 08-15-2005, 09:49 AM

that is a really good one lol

AW330i · 08-21-2005, 06:44 PM

That is hilarious...

Ed_330i · 08-21-2005, 08:21 PM

HAHA!

vleivo · 09-21-2005, 08:07 AM

Haha, lol.

puck724 · 09-21-2005, 10:18 AM

lol...sh*t....

JamieA · 10-06-2005, 09:29 AM

LMFAO

Hula-Hula · 10-23-2005, 01:54 AM

hahaha.... OOOOOH buurned man!
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eshamas21 · 11-15-2005, 12:53 AM

Haha ... thats hilarious

Xens · 11-15-2005, 01:12 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one!

kal-el · 11-22-2005, 02:20 PM

06graphite · 11-22-2005, 02:56 PM

classic!

BMW0 · 12-01-2005, 09:09 AM

aha hahah

05-20-2005, 05:31 AM	#1
chrisbin Colonel 112 Rep 2,333 Posts Drives: 640i MSport Coupe Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.Wales, UK iTrader: (1)	Are you 54......or 18....??? To my dear wife You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight. When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............ I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow………
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05-20-2005, 03:12 PM	#2
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