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01-15-2009, 01:52 PM | #1 |
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A blond in first class
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down
The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat. The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid or economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to her original seat. The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde who won't listen to reason. 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!' The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh I'm sorry – I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, 'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne '. Dario
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01-15-2009, 02:06 PM | #3 |
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Carl wants to know where first class was going, don't you bud
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01-16-2009, 02:29 AM | #5 |
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That's as old as I am, so about 18 then
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