[beemerbird]

Thank you Jason.... for once I'm speechless

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

for once I'm speechless

thank fuck for that

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by Steve A

thank fuck for that

Back to the topic again.......................what was it

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Steve A

thank fuck for that

Steve - can you lip read .... off

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Steve - can you lip read .... off

Just depends on how tight your ski pants are

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by jwbmw

Back to the topic again.......................what was it

Lack of 'vorsprung durch technik' if you're an Audi salesman

Seriously, they've got a reputation for being arrogant sods at that particular dealers.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Steve A

Just depends on how tight your ski pants are

Streuth, I wasn't expecting that

Don't ever wear them acutally.

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Streuth, I wasn't expecting that

Don't ever wear them acutally.

it must be my 'dry lancashire wit'

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Lack of 'vorsprung durch technik' if you're a Audi salesman

Seriously, they've got a reputation for being arrogant sods at that particular dealers.

You forgot "tight and / or stupid". Unbelievably stupid to let a car run out of fuel on a demo run, the worst own goal they could score and so easily avoided.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Steve A

it must be my 'dry lancashire wit'

Without a doubt

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by Steve A

Just depends on how tight your ski pants are

Now that is rude but very good, got me all in a flap.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by jwbmw

You forgot "tight and / or stupid". Unbelievably stupid to let a car run out of fuel on a demo run, the worst own goal they could score and so easily avoided.

Totally agree Jason. They've also committed the cardinal sin of 'judging a book by its cover'. Just because this bloke was wearing jeans whatever, they didn't take him seriously. Bloke went to Mercedes next door in the end. Should have gone to BMW I would have thought.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by jwbmw

Now that is rude but very good, got me all in a flap.

I have to admit defeat - I can't possibly last as long taking you both on

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Totally agree Jason. They've also committed the cardinal sin of 'judging a book by its cover'. Just because this bloke was wearing jeans whatever, they didn't take him seriously. Bloke went to Mercedes next door in the end. Should have gone to BMW I would have thought.

Obviously not a driving fanatic

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

This is probably totally childish but I found it very amusing.

On the daily commute I pass the local Audi dealership and on the homeward bound journey tonight traffic comes to a standstill when leaving the dual carriageway which is some distance from the Audi dealership. Junction is blocked solid, everyone becoming irate. Eventually get to the source of the problem and it turns out to be an Audi salesman, on a test drive with a potential customer? but the Audi A4 is not moving & potential customer is sitting at the wheel looking very miffed.

But then what's this? Woman in another Audi appears, with Audi Priory Park, proudly emblazoned down the side of the car, promptly takes a fuel can out of the boot and passes it to the by now cold, dejected looking Audi salesman.

I just had to stop & make it obvious I was laughing at him - he then scowled at me - cheek Obviously no sense of humour.

Audi's what a complete waste of money they are just Skoda's in a dress.

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

I have to admit defeat - I can't possibly last as long taking you both on

It would be a good defeat though

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by Gibbo

Audi's what a complete waste of money they are just Skoda's in a dress.

Gibbo - I'll have to remember that one.