How to Properly Start a BMW

QUiKSR20 · 01-07-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by iconfat

Thread of the year!

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This is bad but doesnt beat the guy that wanted to put his car in Neutral at stop lights - http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=755819

08AWD335 · 01-07-2013, 02:46 PM

Is this a serious thread.....you start it like any other car....

Newer cars have more parts(especially electronics). More parts = a better chance of something going wrong.

crashoverride · 01-07-2013, 03:30 PM

I'm still puzzled how do you start a car improperly.... Like does Paris Hilton not having watched the video improperly start the car because she is a blonde airhead?

If as the OP suggests there is an improper way to start the car then how would one know that the car is/had been improperly started.

Or as the OP eluded to does it somehow screw with the "Fuel Cell" and if it does how much does a "Fuel Cell" cost to replace?

2M · 01-07-2013, 03:33 PM

I got the clap on option installed, ..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfgN5tUgjb8..

StevenY. · 01-07-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by iconfat

Thread of the year!

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Surely not as epic as his thread asking all the members to donate for plastidipping his roof.

Roowah · 01-07-2013, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sammk

No offense but

Actually, on a serious note, I turn on the battery power, walk up to the front of the car, squeeze the safety lever and the yank the pull cord. Hard. Sometimes, if it's cold in the mornings, I first pull the choke and gradually turn if off as the car is warming up. Helps with misfire. I have Premium Package, so my car came with the priming bulb which I depress before starting.

Hope this helps and good luck.

cuiter23 · 01-07-2013, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by StevenY.

Surely not as epic as his thread asking all the members to donate for plastidipping his roof.

HAHAHAHAHAH

On a serious note, can people donate for my wheels as well?

Efthreeoh · 01-08-2013, 04:31 AM

What? I have my Butler do it, just like everyone else. Not sure what the question is...

AddictedToBavarian · 01-08-2013, 04:35 AM

So now the real question is.... How do you turn OFF your car?!

Efthreeoh · 01-08-2013, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AddictedToBavarian

So now the real question is.... How do you turn OFF your car?!

The Butler, of course!

bernard54321 · 01-08-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AddictedToBavarian

So now the real question is.... How do you turn OFF your car?!

this is priceless.......

^^^^^ this how you start your car. please push in the brake before hitting this button you'll go farther.

Cobra0963 · 01-08-2013, 10:52 AM

Are you kidding me with this shit! Really?

Otruba_843 · 01-08-2013, 11:13 AM

carfully......

335BBS · 01-08-2013, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AddictedToBavarian

So now the real question is.... How do you turn OFF your car?!

Do you mean PROPERLY or just turn it off? Big difference you know.

iconfat · 01-08-2013, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 335BBS

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Originally Posted by AddictedToBavarian

So now the real question is.... How do you turn OFF your car?!

Do you mean PROPERLY or just turn it off? Big difference you know.

This is getting out of hand ffs! Push the goddam button!

Antartic · 01-08-2013, 04:46 PM

WTF a dumbass thread.... if you have to ask how to start a BMW then you seriously are a hazard to everyone on the road.

StevenY. · 01-08-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antartic

WTF a dumbass thread.... if you have to ask how to start a BMW then you seriously are a hazard to everyone on the road.

If only you knew the history of the original poster. You'd know exactly why this thread is in existence.

On a serious note, how do we properly fill up the gas tank of a BMW? I heard if you fill it up with the wrong procedures, the car will explode.

John 070 · 01-08-2013, 05:41 PM

Of course this thread is not a joke. When I took my driver's test, the butler drove me there, and he started and shifted the car for me. I did not know after getting my license that I was supposed to drive the car myself. I was so mad at my parents.

BOBKUR · 01-08-2013, 05:53 PM

Push the button and drive it like you stole it.

project335i · 01-08-2013, 06:06 PM

Good thing you changed your name

Lol some of your thread are really ridiculous dude.

catherineanh · 01-08-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StevenY.

Surely not as epic as his thread asking all the members to donate for plastidipping his roof.

Which thread was this?

I really hope no one donated! Wow just too many damn stupid people in this world.

mrunner · 01-08-2013, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by StevenY.

If only you knew the history of the original poster. You'd know exactly why this thread is in existence.

On a serious note, how do we properly fill up the gas tank of a BMW? I heard if you fill it up with the wrong procedures, the car will explode.

Before you do anything else, beware of the ash tray hatch on the side of the car, you need to open that up before you can fillup

-lift the hatch
-remove the ash tray
-put out your cigar
-now procede to fill up

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