You Know You Drive an E90/E91/E92/E93 when

Beemw335 · 04-03-2011, 05:51 PM

When you call all Japanese cars Ricers.

nextm5 · 04-03-2011, 06:00 PM

When you have to turn on rain sensor wipers.

John 070 · 04-03-2011, 06:05 PM

When you are sold a factory extended warranty for $2800, and feel so happy you saved $690 off list price

Jake.M18 · 04-03-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Beemw335

lool really?

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Originally Posted by Jake.M18

When right after you just bought your new E9x 5 women in the cross walk at the next light compliment you on your car and ask for a ride

No joke man right when i left it happened the beauty of a BMW

Phil Su · 04-03-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by arctic330i

You pull the door handle twice to get out

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I dropped off my client the other day. Before I could say "pull the door handle twice," he pulled the door handle twice. He then said he is a proud owner of a e90 325. We high fived and felt the immediate BMW bromance.

J02 335i · 04-03-2011, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Su

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I dropped off my client the other day. Before I could say "pull the door handle twice," he pulled the door handle twice. He then said he is a proud owner of a e90 325. We high fived and felt the immediate BMW bromance.

Yay-Z · 04-03-2011, 06:45 PM

When everyone in the office thinks you must be getting overpaid

John 070 · 04-03-2011, 06:49 PM

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When everyone in the office thinks you must be getting overpaid

When I told my coworkers I was getting a BMW, my boss said, "Don't wrap yourself around a tree." WTF, right? Maybe you're not overpaid, maybe you lease, or maybe you are good with handling your financial affairs. Even though the boss knew better, I was asked sarcastically, "So you're leasing it?" When I said no, purchasing, that's when the tree comment came out. Later, haters, 3 1/2 yrs. later I went to a new job with a signifcant bump and sign-on (though 1 yr. stipulation that I don't leave), and I never wrapped myself around a tree either..

Yay-Z · 04-03-2011, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by John 070

When I told my coworkers I was getting a BMW, my boss said, "Don't wrap yourself around a tree." WTF, right? Maybe you're not overpaid, maybe you lease, or maybe you are good with handling your financial affairs. Even though the boss knew better, I was asked sarcastically, "So you're leasing it?" When I said no, purchasing, that's when the tree comment came out. Later, haters, 3 1/2 yrs. later I went to a new job with a signifcant bump and sign-on (though 1 yr. stipulation that I don't leave), and I never wrapped myself around a tree either..

Yeah, it becomes annoying after a while

spiike32 · 04-03-2011, 06:56 PM

You park your clean and detailed car in Chicago and come back to 6 dents on the hood from someone hating/jealous.

markham335i · 04-03-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake.M18

When right after you just bought your new E9x 5 women in the cross walk at the next light compliment you on your car and ask for a ride

happend to me... but it was only 2

Pinarello Rider · 04-03-2011, 07:08 PM

When I look in the trunk, and know that there's a battery, but no spare tire.

When I FEAR a dead battery worse than a flat.

JayKay335i · 04-03-2011, 07:09 PM

When you look in your rear view mirror at stoplights to see the faces of butthurt jelly g35 drivers.

Nr!qUe · 04-03-2011, 07:10 PM

You know you drive an E9x when EVERYONE plays with your cup holders and they go OMG THATS SO COOL

JayKay335i · 04-03-2011, 07:11 PM

When you get excited when you see another e9x, till you realize its a 328

atopa2002 · 04-03-2011, 07:14 PM

When you take the longest curvy back road to work or home.

When the wife won't drive anything else but the E90.

AlteredBe4st · 04-03-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

When you thank God that you did not buy a G35

When a G35 smokes your puney 328i. I know I had a G35 before my M3.

Coolieman1220 · 04-03-2011, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nr!qUe

You know you drive an E9x when EVERYONE plays with your cup holders and they go OMG THATS SO COOL

Ain't that the truth!! lol

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

When you get excited when you see another e9x, till you realize its a 328

insert......TROLL FACE -___-

Kikken · 04-03-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by E90dima

when everybody wants to beat you in a race and you're not even racing.

Added some to your post to make it more accurate.

Philm35 · 04-03-2011, 07:43 PM

...When you can't wipe that smile off your face.

DUI Elite · 04-03-2011, 09:16 PM

When you no longer appreciate going from 60 to 100 quicker than most cars can only dream of.

When people say "Wow, that thing's pretty damn fast! What do you have done?" and your response is "nothing....yet

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When you look for minute details on other 3 series of the same generation to identify its year/engine

When you treat yourself to a cruise with the sunroof and windows open when the weather's nice.

E90dima · 04-03-2011, 10:00 PM

When you pull up to a stoplight knowing that your faster than 99% of the cars around you, soo you just cruise!

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