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09-11-2011, 05:57 AM | #1 |
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Laughing at douchbags
So it was 2am and I'm driving back home when I stop at a major intersection in town and see a Ford Explorer hopped up and stuck in the middle on the curb divider on one side of the intersection. It is immediately obvious the driver was drunk and pulled a asswipe move to get himself in such a predicament. He and 2 other passengers were out of the car scratching their heads like stupid monkeys wondering what the fuck to do about it and it was hilarious. I love laughing to myself at douchebags like this. So I rolled down my windows and when the light turned green I shouted out the window "Hey Good Job Asshole!!!" while giving them a huge Thumbs Up sign!
One of them throws his cell phone at me breaking it on the ground. Don't worry, I was a good 50 yards away as its a huge intersection and there was no chance of him hitting my precious E92, especially while moving. Anyone else ever get a chance to tell a douchebag just what a douche he is catching him red handed? |
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09-11-2011, 11:32 AM | #10 |
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Tough crowd in here, but i have to admit that was pretty douchie. If you had been on foot or ready to fight an stand your ground as opposed to just speeding off from their aggression, you might have a story. However, you did a really pussy thing. So, no thumbs up for you sir. Sorry.
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09-11-2011, 01:37 PM | #13 |
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Did you give the driver a breathalyzer? Why was it apparent he was drunk? You're not the black man who's dating my daughter, are you?
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09-11-2011, 01:41 PM | #14 |
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Wow dude you couldve atleast asked if they were ok. Especially if they were drunk. Help them get out of the intersection. It seems like you were being the d-bag.
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09-11-2011, 02:01 PM | #15 |
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You sound like a piece of shit. /thread
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09-11-2011, 02:33 PM | #19 |
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He could be a gay Indian.
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