Ask a married guy anything

ASBSECU E93 · 12-05-2015, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Sorry man...was on my best behavior with the troops, all adult and stuff. I'll make it worth your while later.

Now I am REALLY curious

C5driver · 12-05-2015, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Now I am REALLY curious

Relax

F30lolz · 12-05-2015, 12:36 AM

Just got home with the family and our son fell asleep on our bed. I'm gonna carry this little bastard to his room so I can score! GN folks.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-05-2015, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Relax

...don't do it..?

C5driver · 12-05-2015, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...don't do it..?

You realize Frankie was gay, right?

MrPrena · 12-05-2015, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, remember I married a mute.

It takes a fuckton of patience going through the days issues while the other listens nods and moves on. I know it's him accepting my moves and I am aware me asking him for a feed a is probably killing him.

I counted yesterday, he said seven words to me. All day.

I don't actually give a fuck about who he's thinking. I would sometimes like to have some fucking feedback. Like: A dinner being beyond compare, and we are chatting at the table, he speaks and asks questions from the kids and kids leave the table giving me suggestions. "mom that was great, the rosemary works really well with it"

He goes "thank you (in Finnish that's one word)."

Mute is better than talking too much.
Wife said I talk too much.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-05-2015, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You realize Frankie was gay, right?

...and Freddy Mercury too, but that song is a great one hit wonder.

C5driver · 12-05-2015, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...and Freddy Mercury too, but that song is a great one hit wonder.

One of the best club songs...

Lups · 12-05-2015, 01:19 AM

Aww, Lups moment.

Alex I am so taking you out for a spin.

Axius · 12-05-2015, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Gotta have some green space around me. Tried living in downtown for about 2 years, it got old - QUICKLY.

BTW - haven't received a single drunk text tonight

If you texted me back youd find out if I were drunk or not, ***.

Lups · 12-05-2015, 02:05 AM

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...and Freddy Mercury too, but that song is a great one hit wonder.

Freddy wasn't gay, he was merely waiting for me and skanks are nasty.

DF · 12-05-2015, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Freddy wasn't gay, he was merely waiting for me and skanks are nasty.

Well if you had a strap on maybe

Lups · 12-05-2015, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DF

Well if you had a strap on maybe

He would've accepted my lack of manly goods. He was sooo dreamy.

UglyBuzzard · 12-05-2015, 05:28 PM

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Well if you had a strap on maybe

He would've accepted my lack of manly goods. He was sooo dreamy.

Ever convert one ?

///M Power-Belgium · 12-05-2015, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You realize Frankie was gay, right?

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...and Freddy Mercury too, but that song is a great one hit wonder.

After I saw "I Want To Break Free" I was 100% sure Freddy was a chick .
Respect for "Queen" the music was/is actually art !

Lups · 12-05-2015, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Ever convert one ?

I'm mostly a man myself, why would they need to convert?

Meh, but with Freddy I sure would've tried. The man is the hottest thing ever, and the cocky attitude, the grace and the beauty alone just totally melts me.

1MOREMOD · 12-05-2015, 06:04 PM

You are warped

F30lolz · 12-05-2015, 06:09 PM

I wonder if any of the married guys here banged a stripper or many strippers at his bachelor party.

1MOREMOD · 12-05-2015, 06:14 PM

I usally do that at other dude bachelor parties

DF · 12-05-2015, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

He would've accepted my lack of manly goods. He was sooo dreamy.

I never found him attractive

///M Power-Belgium · 12-05-2015, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm mostly a man myself, why would they need to convert?

Meh, but with Freddy I sure would've tried. The man is the hottest thing ever, and the cocky attitude, the grace and the beauty alone just totally melts me.

Probably without his front teeth...

Lups · 12-05-2015, 06:20 PM

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I never found him attractive

I hate the moustache, the teeth but yummy as hell he is!

The way the man moved was pure porn. Hell, hubby and the kids would be forgotten in seconds if he pulled the good ol' Jesus trick.

I'd even give up my Peter, though that he might actually enjoy...

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