[533ogetnom]

why? because this stupid fat bitch in the apartment above mine thinks its a great fucking idea to jump up and down right above me...


i guess i shouldn't be too annoyed though, like most fat people she will give up in about a week

[younghov85]

Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

why? because this stupid fat bitch in the apartment above mine thinks its a great fucking idea to jump up and down right above me...


i guess i shouldn't be too annoyed though, like most fat people she will give up in about a week

Thats kinda harsh to say dont you think??

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by younghov85

Thats kinda harsh to say dont you think??

any idea how much noise shes making right now? and has been for the last few days

[FotiosF90M5]

ruthless, but pretty funny when you read it fast.

[533ogetnom]

im waiting for paint or w/e to start cracking off my ceiling and falling on my head like in movies and such

[truong321]

go up and tell her

[FotiosF90M5]

what if she falls through onto your lap?

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by truong321

go up and tell her

cant i play my music from noon-8 at pretty high volume, but at least i have the courtesy to do it at reasonable hours, its 10 dammit, and she pulls this shit at 8 am too

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by fotios330i

what if she falls through onto your lap?

well ill deem her a trespassers and in line with my rights shoot her

[killjohnnyforan]

you'll be singing to a different tune once she drops those first 100 lbs

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by killjohnnyforan

you'll be singing to a different tune once she drops those first 100 lbs

[ward]

if she keeps it up, the noise will slowly get quieter and quieter

when you can't hear it anymore go upstairs and bang her

[toofasttooslow]

Wow that's really weird. I too have a similar story...


A few years back before I bought my house I lived in a three story apartment building. I (for reasons that are still unclear to me or my wife) decided that living on the second floor would be peachy keen. The very first night we moved in (we were exhausted from the move and just wanted to sleep) Shamu the whale decides to take up trampoline belly dancing at 11PM. Now mind you I had been in apartments for about 4 years so I was accustomed to the usual noises (babies crying, people fucking, satanic rituals involving small furry animals, etc). The noise that this broad made however drove me to the brink of insanity. Imagine a herd of horny waterbuffalo doing the lambada and you get the picture. Did I freak? No, well at least not the first night. After about a week listening to Tubgirl's escapades I decided it was time to get even... in my own sick way that is.

Now I'm not one for confrontation, well ok, I am, but in this circumstance a more drastic measure needed to be taken. Afterall would me going up there and confronting this probably nice (although obese) person do any good? At the very least I'd cause her some extreme embarassment and I wouldn't get any satisfaction out of that. So being the devious person I am, I decided the best way to a fatchick's heart is through her stomach.

I set the plan into motion.

The following Monday Shamu received an extra large pizza with the works. I carefully listened outside on the balcony as she tried to explain to the pizza guy that she hadn't ordered it. He finally agreed, but I guess out of guilt (or hunger) she decided to pay for the pizza (and presumably eats it). That night I eagerly waited the groans of indigestion as her belly dancing practice continued but I was pleasantly surprised. The horny waterbuffalo apparently had no interest in jumping on my ceiling after an extra large pizza.

Now the secret to delivery pranking someone is that you don't use the same provider more than once. As dumb as some of the delivery drivers are they'll eventually catch on and won't deliver your order.

So Chineese it was. Then teriyaki, then Mexican, then....

For five days I did that, each time fully expecting her to refuse the order. I would have gladly caught the delivery guys going down the stairs and told them they had the wrong address and picked up the tab, but each time they came down without the goods.


And you know what? The richter scale was quiet each one of those nights.

Coincidentally she moved out a few weeks later (thank God). I was pleasantly surprised when a couple moved into her place with a bunch of S&M gear and some small furry animals.

Back to the norm I suppose...

[Spool]

that's mean, i hope she jumps up and down one day and fall through the ceiling and land on top of you..



fat chicks need love too...

[truong321]

spool explain your signature please LOL!

[Spool]

Originally Posted by truong321

spool explain your signature please LOL!

Two little kids tryna be Gansta like fiddy cent...


the anorexic one is just straight trippin'

[musc]

Originally Posted by Spool

Two little kids tryna be Gansta like fiddy cent...


the anorexic one is just straight trippin'

Haha, just when I think you can't top the bug, lol.

[truong321]

wow, where did you find that

[Jay_328]

Originally Posted by truong321

wow, where did you find that

on youtube, that's some funny s**t ...maybe someone will be nice enough to link it for us.

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

why? because this stupid fat bitch in the apartment above mine thinks its a great fucking idea to jump up and down right above me...


i guess i shouldn't be too annoyed though, like most fat people she will give up in about a week

if this is the case then fat people should not walk, and persians should not talk. coz that's how my neighbors keep me awake all night

[jbake]

lol at the delivery trick

[TMNT]

Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

i guess i shouldn't be too annoyed though, like most fat people she will give up in about a week