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rich1068 · 01-16-2013, 03:43 AM

Tesco burger walks into a bar
Burger: Pint please
Barman: I can't hear you
Burger: Sorry, I'm a little horse

I just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers. And they're off.

Just placed a cheeky bet on Tesco's Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham.

News just in: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers.

And those Aldi horse burgers were nice but I prefer My Lidl Pony.

Boom, boom. I'm here all week...

TigMik · 01-16-2013, 07:15 AM

Ive just eaten 2 of these burgers..... And now Ive got the trots!!!

sheps · 01-16-2013, 07:32 AM

They are quite filling - they make a great mane meal.

sheps · 01-16-2013, 07:37 AM

Oh, and for anyone who has been put off of eating Tesco burgers instead you should try their meatballs - they are the dogs bollocks.

Jedimindtrix · 01-16-2013, 07:49 AM

Those burgers are great they'll help you maintain a stable diet.

Hotcoupe · 01-16-2013, 07:58 AM

Anyone done a comparison between the 'Shergar' from Tesco,and the 'Nijinsky' from Lidl?

I see both 'Imodium' and 'Senokot' are both running in the Relief stakes at the wk/end.
Conditions are forecast to be firm - soft - gooey!

Jon D · 01-16-2013, 10:11 AM

Low in fat, but high in Shergar.

nicktyler · 01-16-2013, 10:28 AM

Apparently it hasn't been going on furlong.

ed335d · 01-16-2013, 10:30 AM

I canter believe it and I think its going to stirrup a lot of trouble. Fetlocks sake.

Checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge...

...and they're off.

themetz · 01-16-2013, 03:49 PM

You'd have thought the whole thing would have been picked up by hoof and safety...

Sparky68 · 01-16-2013, 03:54 PM

Mart1000 · 01-16-2013, 05:00 PM

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers...
Camel Toe found in Primark leggings...

What next?

misterS3 · 01-17-2013, 06:40 AM

I'm amazed there's 29% of any type of meat in Tesco Value burgers!!

Kerr · 01-17-2013, 03:24 PM

I had a burger and chips for my tea.

When asked what I wanted on my burger, I said a fiver each way.

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sheps Colonel 73 Rep 2,396 Posts Drives: C63 AMG Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cambs, UK iTrader: (2)	Oh, and for anyone who has been put off of eating Tesco burgers instead you should try their meatballs - they are the dogs bollocks. __________________ Gone but not forgotten: 325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.
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