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| 02-20-2008, 07:21 PM | #1 |
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Miracle of toilet paper
 An oldie but a goodie!" Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Puzzled, but willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replied. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again."
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Heard that one before but it is a classic!
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| 02-21-2008, 05:42 AM | #3 |
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might tell the mrs.......
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| 02-21-2008, 01:17 PM | #8 |
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