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      03-20-2009, 05:14 PM   #1
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Doggy talk..........

Two dogs sitting in the Vets waiting room. One dog is looking forlorn so the other dog asks him what's the problem.

"Well, I've shit on the carpet twice so I'm here to be put down.......how about you?"

"Well", says the other dog, "the other morning I was laying in my basket when my mistress came downstairs wearing a short satin wrap. She's a fine looking woman and she was bent over whilst getting something out of the fridge and I couldn't help myself and gave her one..........doggy style".

"Bloody hell" exclaims the other dog, "so you're here to be put down as well then?"

"No..........I'm here to get my claws clipped".
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